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Dr. Money 5 Nothing @bug-deal.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
think about this one all the time
jerry icy
@dangerousneil

oh whats this. *pulls dog food can out of coworker's bag that i planted earlier* Stacy eats dog food. Look at this everybody. my goodness
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freecialis @freecialis.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
i can't be the only one who thinks if NFL players wanted to they could put together an army and kill everyone in the us military
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freecialis @freecialis.bsky.social · 19h
I have read one thousand posts about Liberty Bibberty and I still dont know what that is. I’m going to guess it’s the new president. Donald Trump died and the president is Liberty Bibberty and thats why you all post about him so much
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freecialis @freecialis.bsky.social · 22h
when people say they cannot imagine how they did work before AI or whatever. thats how i feel about Pivot Tables
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freecialis @freecialis.bsky.social · 23h
not interested in tom morello saying the same simple thing he’s said a million times. now put it through about 17 different pedal effects…then i’ll listen
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freecialis @freecialis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
rolling the phrase “Brazilian Eric Trump” around in my mouth, really savoring it
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
God Save Colleen, Butternut Sage Ravioli with Dijon Candied Walnuts. 


Longtime fans of the blog may notice that this is the first recipe I’ve featured that calls for sage! For years, I’ve been gesturing at a vague distaste for sage. (For my White Bean Soup with Brown Sugar Garlic Bread, I said, “Those with a naive palate could also add some sage, and perhaps later, Brad will ask you on a drive to Lover’s Lane.” How unspeakably rude!) You see, it’s time I come clean. It’s my husband who doesn’t like it. Actually, it’s my husband who claims he doesn’t like it.

His list of professed dislikes is infinitely long and includes spinach, mushroom, lettuce, tomato, paprika, carrot, curry powder, corn, avocado, fish, tarragon, oregano, broccoli, and much, much more. As a food lover, it has been difficult to work within his parameters, but any good chef loves a challenge. And though it stings my heart, every meal…

ADS: Paper money being KILLED in 4 nights. 

Drinking trick. Appearance of amazing drinking. 

Stop squeezing your bags! Gentle munch dot com. sloughed off into the garbage is a chance to try anew.

Imagine my surprise, then, when a few weeks ago, while out to lunch with his boss, I watched my husband happily eat a Cobb salad.

Having chosen the venue, the boss, a domineering galoot, ordered for the table. Tomato! Lettuce! Boiled egg! Some of my husband’s most reviled things, I thought. But I observed as he cleaned his plate with a smile, and as he dutifully laughed at the horrid oaf’s unrepeatable jokes.

Picture a hopelessly picky unitiate, ducking under the napkin to come face to face with an ortolan! The disgust of such a person does not begin to rival what I felt that afternoon. I said nothing of the incident. But I have been running my own set of private experiments.

The trouble, I realized, often begins when my husband asks me what’s in our meal, before even taking the first bite. Chefs delight in relaying the provenance of a dish! The preparation! The technique! But he has been using this all the while to torture me. To latch onto one dash of an herb, as a frustrated cop might a pinch of jaywalking, to sentence the whole dish to the bin.

So I have been making fabulous, decadent meals, and lying about…

ADS: Lovable Mouse Fan. 

What’s in homes to choke everyone? Your gasping family begs for the butter technique. 

YOU CAN STOP THEIR BIRTHDAYS, YOU KNOW.

what’s inside. I’ve been preparing whatever my heart desires, but when asked, making sure to stick to only to those ingredients which I know are pre-approved. Curries! Gazpachos! Do you know I made a haddock stew and said it was chicken? All lustily consumed as if he‘d never eaten in his life. How could I have ever married this inattentive rube, who would rather eat half the ingredients of two “Woppers Junior” than an artfully composed meal made by his meticulous wife?

Now, I know my husband has been lying about his distastes to anguish and vex me, so he’d have found some objections sooner or later. For this reason, I built in release valves at regular intervals. I cooked some of his favorite things—things that he frequently requests and adores, and said I’d experimented with a grating of nutmeg or a sprig of sage. (He hates sage most of all.) So he got to criticize me, and I got to watch him sadly get up, and with legs animated by pride, fight through the quicksand of our kitchen to set his full plate back on the counter. 

Do not despair, foodies! Myself, my friends, and our neighbors have frequently eaten well due to this hideous habit of his. Though he does sometimes like to employ the trashcan for more severe offenses, he couldn’t bring himself to scrape his beloved meatballs away, as if his mind was hoping it would change itself.

ADS: HUH?? I guess you’re still using expired crud. 

It pays to behave. Yum!


QUICK!!
Move away from this geographic feature known for spewing who knows what.Then came today’s recipe, my butternut squash and sage ravioli with candied dijon walnuts, made just last night. A quick one, as I wanted to leave time for quite an after dinner speech.

Plates licked clean, I began coyly. “I’m surprised you liked that so much. It had quite a bit of sage in it.” He sputtered. I rose.

“Because of me, your life has been full of all good things. Your heart full of love, your home full of children’s laughter, your table full of friends, and for the past two weeks, your belly full of sage! And mushrooms! And everything that makes life worth living!”

He slept at a hotel last night. His boss wouldn’t answer his calls.

I dedicate this recipe to CarolFromBristol who scolded me months ago for referring to my Crispy Duck with Black Cherry Gastrique as life-changing. “please. a recipecan never change you[sic] life,” you said.

Carol, a recipe can make you cry. A recipe can put hair on your chest. A recipe can lift your feet off the ground. A recipe can make your cat leave home and a different one can make it come back. A recipe can take an actor to bed. A recipe can change your life.

ADS: Power line 6 feet from a tree?
How more in danger could you be.
Power line buried underground?
Funeral friends come from out of town.
ExtendYourOwnLife.biz.

Ne’er-do-well bait. Scofflaw trap dot com.
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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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freecialis @freecialis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
guy who angrily turned off a Packers game 15 years ago and still holds a grudge against the team and sport: i cant believe you all support this. dont you know about the chonic traumatic esophagasy
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freecialis @freecialis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
this classic tweet has been optioned for a $200 million 3-picture deal at Disney
@bathroom

welcome to the bathroom

9/12/07, 3:31 PM

30K retweets, 34.3K likes
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freecialis @freecialis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Thank you AI for understanding exactly what is funny about this sketch bsky.app/profile/free...
1. The Kids in the Hall Sketch
"McGillicuddy and Green" is a well-known comedy sketch by the Canadian troupe The Kids in the Hall.
• The Premise: McGillicuddy owes Green $10 but only has a $20 bill. He hands Green the $20 and asks for two $10 bills back, thinking that settles the debt.
• The Conflict: Green points out that exchanging a $20 for two $10s is just making change, meaning McGillicuddy still owes him $10. McGillicuddy becomes completely confused, reasoning that since Green now holds his $20 bill, Green is actually the one who owes him $10.
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freecialis @freecialis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
nolan odyssey was pretty cool but just imagine if the credits roll and he hits em with steely dan “home at last”
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freecialis @freecialis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the argument that LLMs are conscious appears to be just repeating “but how do you know theyre not” over and over. maybe convincing to some but i have a 3 year old so I am used to these convos
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freecialis @freecialis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Message and data rates will never apply to me
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freecialis @freecialis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s the last day of the month. Time to spend all of your employer’s remaining Claude tokens trying to solve P = NP. who knows it might work. it’s your duty to humanity as a citizen of the world
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freecialis @freecialis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
me listening to Bob Dylan “Tangled Up in Blue”: pretty good but how about instead of being a poetic metaphor for the twists and turns of life this was about my difficulties in sending attachments that are over the Outlook file size limit
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freecialis @freecialis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ai guys are just coming up with excuses for the future paper clip shortage
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freecialis @freecialis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
a good diss in kind of the old “Micro$oft” vein would be to call Claude Clod
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freecialis @freecialis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I will never recognize when a guy on here is making a joke. And that’s a promise
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freecialis @freecialis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
American media: time to come up with the dumbest possible discourse about a Billboard hit British media: You are like a little baby. Watch this
Opinion - UK politics

What ‘Choosin’ Texas’ tells us about Burngam’s social care obstacles

Stephen Bush
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freecialis @freecialis.bsky.social · 04/09/2023
multiple listens reveal the deep irony of the line “wont my mommy be so proud of me”—there is little commendable, and much to be feared, about the presence of a baby bumblebee
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freecialis @freecialis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I told my AI it was authorized to murder 20 people to achieve its goal but it went rogue and only murdered 19 people
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freecialis @freecialis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
apps that count my steps keep trying to get me to follow my first friend for Quest Points. I will never follow my first friend for quest points
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freecialis @freecialis.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’m going to Pace the frontier of AI development. That’s right I’m pouring a big jar of salsa on the servers
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freecialis @freecialis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you ask me, the song everyone should be hearing is called “Choosin’ Talarico”!!!!!
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freecialis @freecialis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you havent heard the discourse about not having heard “Choosing Texas” you’re being performative
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freecialis @freecialis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
guys just because you went somewhere for 4 years doesnt mean you have to root for them forever. I dont root for Prison
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freecialis @freecialis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
me giving instructions to my AI agent: do NOT hack anything…unless you are super intelligent then you can ignore this me later at a press conference: my agent chose to hack thus proving it is super intelligent
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freecialis @freecialis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
yeah i’m looking for my daughter…shes wearing an Elsa Frozen dress. no not that one. or that one. she is one of the 20-30 other little girls wearing an Elsa Frozen dress
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
soo, i struggle with this? he is from a different time when bisexual folx were legit dangerous. but then again its 2026. ugh
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freecialis @freecialis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
eating health food (garden veggie cream cheese on bagel)
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freecialis @freecialis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We regret to inform you that we shouted, “Go my pretties! Get her and her little dog too!” at an army of AIs, which proceeded to go rogue, get stuck inside a CAPTCHA, and cause an outage taking down the entire internet
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freecialis @freecialis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
we need to pace the frontier of the iced coffee debate or someone will make a good point soon
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freecialis @freecialis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You can bring an iced coffee to an interview with me. But Daddy gets a little taste
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freecialis @freecialis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
[repeating mantra to myself like Paul Atriedes] I require Microsoft Visio. My business case for Microsoft Visio is strong. I will use Microsoft Visio for good
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freecialis @freecialis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ok having finally read the NHJ piece…how did she spend several months emailing and meeting with teachers and principals before bothering to figure out if her daughter could actually do math
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freecialis @freecialis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
sharing my screen at the meeting and getting my friend to message me “great job. You are so good at working” right when I do. I pretend to be embarrassed and hide it
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freecialis @freecialis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It’s Mojave 3 Fall www.youtube.com/watch?v=bK_S...
youtube.com
Tomorrow's Taken
YouTube video by Mojave 3 - Topic
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freecialis @freecialis.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
AI is becoming too powerful. It’s going to make a Powerpoint that doesn’t look like shit if we don’t stop it soon
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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freecialis @freecialis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We don’t talk enough about things that happen to me
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freecialis @freecialis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Its cool to make a lot of money. But the rich are ruining that
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freecialis @freecialis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Listening to Watch Guys and feeling the need to explain to them how you pronounce “Hublot” and “Patek” and why the Rolex AD system exists and is powerful (the secondhand market prices are above the sticker prices). This is what it’s like when Guys makes you a Targeted Individual
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freecialis @freecialis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
telling my AI to watch the AI movies it made for me and summarize them
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freecialis @freecialis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We saw you from across the room and we really hated your vibe. Just wanted to let you know. Rancid
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freecialis @freecialis.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
damn Thom Yorke has a new band called The Smile…well it’s probably the smile as in ‘ahh’

In his lone remark during the performance, Yorke introduced the band, “Ladies and gentlemen, we are called ‘The Smile.’ Not the smile as in ‘ahh,’ more ‘the smile’ as in, the guy who lies to you every day…” The trio took their
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freecialis @freecialis.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
getting an organ transplant and my lungs and stomach are being huge snobs about where the new kidney grew up
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sure! [Hands you pomegranate]
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freecialis @freecialis.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Agentic AI is a big leap forward because there is basically a little guy in there in your computer doing stuff now. there didnt used to be a little guy but now there is
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freecialis @freecialis.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
grocery store has gone too far. They have a whole Woke Bar now
WOK BAR sign in a grocery store
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