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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

i feel like ween and they might be giants are two paths diverging from "teenager in the 1990s with what would ten years later be recognized as autism spectrum disorder". the ween path is if you start smoking weed every day and the tmbg path is if you're too scared to ever try weed

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Professionally Certified Woolgatherer @earational.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Tragically drowned head first in a 5 gal bucket of Cheezy Brocc. 😔

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Andy Richter @andyrichter.co · 05/10/2026

I’m going to be 60 in a few weeks, so I assumed the pain I’d been feeling in my foot was some old man malady like a bunion or gout, so imagine my joy when I figured out today that I’ve been walking around for 3 weeks with a shard of glass in the ball of my foot

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Professionally Certified Woolgatherer @earational.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

No no, it's like a Head to Toe thing, just a bit less. For when you need to know only *most* of the info.

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

It’s easy to panic, but that’s just one of the many good reasons to do it

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Professionally Certified Woolgatherer @earational.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The day should be longer so the sport I like can make more money. Also, think of our nations' masses of [presumably li'l Victorian urchins] we use to change our tower clocks!

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melissa @melissaks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Why is Home Depot selling a Mumford and Sons skeleton

A skeleton with a full beard and glasses, wearing a plaid shirt and tan apron, stirring a craft cocktail

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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 03/10/2026

im in the criterion closet smoking a joint and exhaling into a toilet paper roll with dryer sheets rubber banded around it

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Professionally Certified Woolgatherer @earational.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Didn't stop him from doing that stupid cartoon.

A not very well-made cartoon image of Danny Trejo, complete with a glowering expression and scary tattoos. He is wearing a light blue shirt meant to reference Habitat for Humanity while pounding his fist into his palm.

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Professionally Certified Woolgatherer @earational.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Also, kinda weird that these guys don't hold to this view when their bots get someone killed?

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

A little known fact about the CARS universe, is that post-World War 2 many Volkswagens, BMWs and Mercedes fled to Cargentina to avoid the Nuremberg Time Trials

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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I'm old enough to remember smoking on airplanes as a child. I hated it but they made you do it.

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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 02/10/2026

if i won the lottery i want to open up the world’s best homeless shelter but ALSO one of those very tacky motels where every room is a theme, but at my motel every room is a new hobby you get to try overnight weaving. collage. pickling. lithography. leatherwork (sexy). leatherwork (regular.)

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Professionally Certified Woolgatherer @earational.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Famously amiable, however, and adept at standing!

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

You have successfully been unsubscribed. You will not receive any more messages from…THIS number

lady about to text you for donations from a different number

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Professionally Certified Woolgatherer @earational.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Gary Trudeau's calcified ideal of a Cool Guy.

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1st Minnesota Volunteers Stan Account @himdogson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Ironically many American liberals do have suicidal empathy- they just have it towards conservatives, who they refuse to realize hate them and want to destroy their way of life

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Professionally Certified Woolgatherer @earational.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Oh, that beats my idea (mysterious in a smelly way).

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 01/10/2026

I use ChatGPT to tell me what to look at on my phone while I’m driving

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Louis @louisevans.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Skipped the Nazis, huh.

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