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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 5h

Your Honor, take a chill pill, man.

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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 8h

Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun.

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 8h

It’s easy to blame RFK Jr for this and other public health threats not just because his policies are dangerous, but also because he looks and sounds like someone who could personally give you any horrible disease. And wants to.

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 15h

I’m glad the USA built up the hugest, most destructive military apparatus in the history of the world so that this pathetic creep can use it to act out his deep psychosexual issues

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 17h

@jelvisweinstein.bsky.social In case you didn’t get any decent group pics of your audience at Acme a few weeks ago, here we are. (I’m back there in the dark somewhere)

Promotional email from Event Tickets Center titled “Because You Saw J. Elvis Weinstein”

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Steve Danger Moore @stevenmoore722.bsky.social · 21h

About half of the really classic songs started by someone noodling on an instrument and someone in the room saying "Ooh, do that again!"

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Rocko’s Modern Basilisk @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 21h

infinite personalized music = chatbot loudly yells your name at the end of each chorus. 🎶takin care of business BRAD🎶

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 21h

“Infinite personalized music” was already solved, it’s called learning to play an instrument

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Btw, I got your new James Bond right here

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Peter Thiel coming home from the office and cracking open a new blood boy with his teeth like an otter pop

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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"Mr Smith is true you recently attended a football game with Buffalo Bill?! FROM SILENCE OF THE LAMBS?!" "No, the name of the team is the Buffalo Bills." "WHERE ARE THE GIRLS MR SMITH?!??!"

That fucking idiot Eric Schmitt questioning Jack Smith

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Goku Missile Crisis @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I'm out by South Bend does anyone need any Hanks For Our Troops Pumpkin Brulee

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

They need to take a fun submarine ride together

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Jessica Valenti @jessicavalenti.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Please don't give the DA reopening the Cornell case any cookies. District Attorney Matthew Van Houten all but called Jane Doe a liar today. He said that in Doe's initial statement, she described "her participation in drug use and sexual conduct as voluntary, conscious, and consensual.” CONSENSUAL

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

DEAR PENTHOUSE, I NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD HAPPEN TO ME: I Became a Kombucha Guy

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I don’t know why this bluehair man is dressed as a moldy pita bread. And I don’t know much about him, but - didn’t he used to be kinda well thought of in the comedy / animation world, generally speaking? Because here he just sounds like a dumb, drug addled fascist. While hanging with ALEX JONES.

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Ok buddy, just for that we’re going with “robot puke” now

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

So lol this is gonna sound crazy but I’m inside a porta potty outside MetLife can you tell me if I’m headed towards the stadium or away

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Among the many reasons Elon Musk hates his trans daughter Vivian Wilson is that she is actually funny - unlike his constant, cringey, failed attempts to show his comic chops. And she constantly aims her wit at HIM. Mockery can’t be the only weapon in defeating fascism, but it’s a good one!

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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Today I saw the new 4 hour documentary Musk, directed by Alex Gibney. There were too many times to count that a sold out theater burst out laughing at Elon Musk, something he said or did, even sometimes just how he looked. I believe that is his worst nightmare come to life.

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

What if Dr T. J. Eckleburg but cool?

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The BEST part of getting old (and there are many) is that you can ABSOLUTELY miss something wildly popular. Zooshas just flying by while you’re admiring someone’s sensible shoes or whatever. Bliss.

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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Here's how we get Medicare for All done: Make Medicare whole (no one can keep all the parts straight!) Include vision, dental, and hearing. Begin extending to more people, starting with children. We arrive at Medicare for All, which means great Medicare for everyone.

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Welp let’s just get ahead of things and transfer all these names right onto the National Sex Offenders Registry

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Reacher and Neagley is a fairy tale universe that speaks to our times because it features extremely competent, honorable heroes who defend the defenseless from powerful people preying on them and who fuckin' LOVE murdering the shit out of these elite bad guys. They have so much fun murdering! 😀

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Bedroom eyes: yes, nice. Bathroom eyes: a bit less sexy.

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

Should the economy be regulated by a democratic society to ensure that it creates opportunity and benefit for everyone? Or should it be a plaything for approximately a dozen of the world's most odious assholes? Who knows

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Grok, fight Claude. Battle until both of you are dead. Use vulgarity.

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

New RiffTrax, very dumb movie with lots of gooey zombies. Art by @mkupperman.bsky.social. www.rifftrax.com/island-of-th...

RiffTrax poster for ISLAND OF THE LIVING DEAD. Artwork by Michael Kupperman. Two zombies dressed in Spanish conquistador outfits on a tiny island watch a snorkeling woman emerge from the water.

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

This clear moral stance makes me feel ok about the fact that he doesn’t farm oysters

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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Well let’s see how this goes. I’m constructing a new hour of standup and I need some people to watch it. Could YOU be a people? Saturday 11/28 at the Elysian. Tix: bit.ly/cbwpft1126

Prompt artwork for the show: in the style of a pulp novel cover, a bedraggled man (me) crawls through a grimy alley towards a microphone

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Jackie Jackson died two days ago. His death did not get the fanfare that the big celebrities get but I assure you he was no less than any of them: a titan astride the earth. In this thread, a few of the songs he played bass on. You know these songs. You know their bass parts. youtu.be/DKVB_CtU8XQ

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Pressure Drop

YouTube video by Toots & The Maytals - Topic

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I will follow his advice since he’s a “numbers” guy but assume that finishing off my tupperware container of microwaved salmon and broccoli leftovers is fine since I’m interviewing on lunch hour (using numbers).

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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

How are there any defenders of the Roberts Court left? I can think of only two reasons: 1) Hates democracy, disdains rule of law, hopes for permanent overthrow of the Constitution, glad to see more backsliding 2) Deep denial, a psychological and/or professional need to pretend 1 isn’t happening

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

This user was me, sorry, saw a really appetizing picture of a hot dog

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Erin Maye Quade @erinmayequade.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

If folks in the Democratic party cannot find it within themselves to be absolute staunch supporters of trans people's rights because trans people are people who have inherent worth, then they should at least do it because if we give up on trans people, then we're literally giving up on democracy.

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Just did the math and it seems I have 57% too many opinions. Could be worse I guess. But time to winnow ‘em down.

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

It's too depressing and obnoxious to write about, but virtually all of the doomy/horny AI hyperventilating is transparently displaced anxiety about our fucked climate and political situation. Even rich idiots know it's bad and being permitted to get worse. They're trying to write their own ending.

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