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L Ron Mexico @lronmexico.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If you just listen to the audio it sounds like Tucker Carlson is getting owned by the brain gremlin from Gremlins 2
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I know Saturday is for CFB but City Saint / Country Saint is ready to go so here it is! @lronmexico.bsky.social, @skookses.bsky.social and I are handling the home loss to the Raiders better than you'd expect. We better beat Atlanta on Monday night but the injury report has us sweating.
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S4E3 - Raiders with Just Us
Sad horns start the episode as the Saints fritter away a 12-point third quarter lead and fall to the Raiders in the home opener. Ron and Charles are staying positive and our Man in the Dome, Skooks, r
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
for real, raiders nation, you can't all just be fake tough in mad max costumes, at least one of you has to be will to send me, @lronmexico.bsky.social and saints fans a meanspirited and gloating message that is also not racist or similarly pigheaded
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L Ron Mexico @lronmexico.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Only guys I’ve ever seen stand like this was the .225 hitters in that Ken Griffey Jr Super Nintendo game
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 29/09/2026
PODCAST HOST: the blood from the crime scene was found to actually be from the murder victim PODCAST CO-HOST: wait… the murder victim… died? with blood PODCAST HOST: i know—i was thinking the same thing. but then i read in the report that they died from the blood not being in the body anymore
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No Homework Podcast @nohomework.website · 29/09/2026
@lronmexico.bsky.social fails to complete a spiritual pilgrimage. @ugarles.bsky.social teaches us the intricacies of North Carolina's homewrecker law as it pertains to Kyrsten Sinema and her boyfriend. @veryimportant.lawyer attends a legendary concert for five dollars. tinyurl.com/mvwbk9uk
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Episode 25 - We Brought Sort of A Negative Energy To the Bozo Show | No Homework Podcast
Ron fails to complete a spiritual pilgrimage. Charles teaches us the intricacies of North Carolina's homewrecker law as it pertains to Kyrst
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Saints beat the Ravens 24-17 and we got the episode out before the next game. @lronmexico.bsky.social and I celebrate how surprisingly good the boys look and James from @rememberthatguy.bsky.social joined me to talk Baltimore. I let him get the Ravens' ass himself.
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S4E2 Ravens with James from Remember That Guy?
Play S4E2 Ravens with James from Remember That Guy? by City Saint / Country Saint and Hostile Witness on desktop and mobile. Play over 320 million tracks for free on SoundCloud.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm under no illusions about how things are or what the trajectory is. But I'm also excited for the future because that is where I will hang out with the people I care about and do the things I like doing, or haven't done before. Weird but telling that this holds less appeal for much richer people.
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L Ron Mexico @lronmexico.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I don’t know what any of this means except the Facebook company has a new gadget that will lose a billion dollars
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L Ron Mexico @lronmexico.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It’s so funny watching Mitch McConnell taking it all in, in that blank Baby Yoda type of way.
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Rob @robosullivan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The 2008 crash was bad, but at least there were houses on the other side of it. When this bubble bursts we're gonna be left with nothing but a landscape dotted with useless shells and even higher homelessness figures #spéirgorm
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Academician Prokhor Zakharov @shake1n1bake.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Makes me pine for the optimism of 2022. We were all so young then, so innocent....
Me (@shake1n1bake), replying to @LRonMexico

Imagine a boot providing means tested, tiered, regionally adjusted, subsidies to a human face forever.

7:03am 13 Apr 22
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L Ron Mexico @lronmexico.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“Over an inch of rain” is now a commodity; it can be exchanged for a Big Mac or an F-150. Capital is not a barrier to entry. You can wager with your assigned, future worth. The assigners, they own the infrastructure of it all: the apps, your data, the data centers, the phones, your home, your food
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L Ron Mexico @lronmexico.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Cant wait for the last remnants of shared reality to completely disintegrate once payday loans and reality-gambling merge, then get taken over by private equity
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No Homework Podcast @nohomework.website · 21/09/2026
@baybayfriend.bsky.social joins us as we discuss California's reclusive perverts, take even more potshots at Ed Sheeran, and spend some time with Ron's neighbors Dwayne "Poncho" Munch and Deano Bonano. nohomework.website/posts/episod...
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Episode 24 - This Guy Doesn't Like Butter? (feat. BayBayFriend) | No Homework Podcast
Ron creates a new sliding scale for civil rights. Charles fails to draw an audience for his comedy CLE so badly that it causes an internatio
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 20/09/2026
Not really sure where a bunch of liberals got the idea that they can’t win without throwing trans people in the garbage, but they’re stupid and cruel and wrong. If you want a human sacrifice so damned bad put gavin newsom in the wicker man
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@lronmexico.bsky.social and I *did* record an episode for the Saints' exciting and not-depressing (really!) loss to the Lions and dubious prospects against the Ravens. We broke down the game while @juliusgoat.bsky.social and I talked about how not to get published and rooting for a team of losers.
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S4E1 Lions with A.R. Moxon aka JuliusGoat
Charles and Ron are back and surprisingly ok with a close week 1 loss with a lot to recommend it. A.R. Moxon, author of the novel The Revisionaries, the essay collections Very Fine People and Fightin
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Alli DeJong @allidejong.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
oh yeah lol i remember this guy. poncho munch for deano bonano. that phrase we’ve all heard before
POLICE CHIEF
PONCHO MUNCH
- FOR -
DEANO BONANO
I'M WITH
BONANO
During Hurricanes Ike, Gustav and Katrina there was one constant. Deano Bonano was there for Westwego residents every time. As Director of Emergency Management and the head of Jefferson's Homeland Security, Deano instinctively knew the needs of our city.
That's because in his 30+ years of experience in Jefferson Parish government, where he led many critical divisions, Deano not only realized how a parish could help a city in need, but he also knew exactly who at the parish-level could help us most. It was during our darkest days in Westwego that Deano Bonano was our brightest guardian.
I'm supporting Deano for Council because I know how much he can and will help Westwego in every way. I'm asking you to please consider supporting Deano as well!
It's important to Westwego!
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L Ron Mexico @lronmexico.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
In America, if gas gets too high, the government starts measuring the troops’ boners
That North Korean lady meme, you know the one
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L Ron Mexico @lronmexico.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Drill Instructor: what is your major malfunction, maggot!!!??? Army man: it’s my dick, sir!
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L Ron Mexico @lronmexico.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Kirk Herbstreit: oh so this prez-e-dent as he’s called, this president fellow, Tromp, he said he’d make it illegal for the players to wear helmets? I’m sorry I don’t know about all of that. I didn’t know we even had a president or whatever. I assumed God was in charge of stuff like that.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The baseline level of Dumb Guy Pretending To Be Even Dumber in our culture is incredibly high at the moment, but this is an all-time performance in that category. Hall of Fame work in any era.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sorry to make the point obvious but there’s no excuse if you shoot a missile and it kills people you shot a missile that’s what it does thank you.
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L Ron Mexico @lronmexico.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Cobra is one of those movies where you can watch it as right-wing blood lust seeking to express itself through law and order, but you can also just watch it because it’s fun to see just how up his own ass Stallone could be. Good times!
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
this is the best apology in show history and i'm not sure how we are going to maintain the bit after this
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L Ron Mexico @lronmexico.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Except for weed. If you bought a dime bag of weed, you were funneling money to Al-Qaeda.
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Football (paid (over the table (fully disclosed (we think)))) is back tonight so @lronmexico.bsky.social and I did a roster review for the Saints as they run directly into the arms of a trainer and we hope that we can finally win this shitpile of a division.
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S4E0 Saints Roster Review and Season Preview
The Saints are back so Charles and L. Ron are back too. They are trying to be enthusiastic as a new team emerges... and then returns to the blue tent.
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No Homework Podcast @nohomework.website · 08/09/2026
Patrick's neighbor has an expansive collection of yard inflatables for every conceivable holiday. Charles celebrates his 20th anniversary. Ron teaches us about the origin of words. @andylevy.net joins the pod and has strongly held beliefs about what kind of Halloween costumes are acceptable.
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Episode 22 - The Back to School Beaver (feat. Andy Levy) | No Homework Podcast
Charles celebrates his 20th wedding anniversary. Andy has strongly held beliefs about what kind of Halloween costumes are acceptable. Patric
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 08/09/2026
before 9/11 they had a little trough running down the sides of the plane on the floor so if you had the window seat you could take a leak without getting up. once in a while the flight attendant would dump some ice in there
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Central planning doesn't work because a few bureaucrats can't allocate resources efficiently for a massive country. That's why we love the free market, where a few billionaires do that
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L Ron Mexico @lronmexico.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Working the drive thru of a McDonalds, Big Mac in one hand, ice cream in the other, cars come by the window but only to wave. I look into the sky. Every cloud is shaped like my face. Stan Chera pulls up in a convertible *beep beep* “get in,” he says “Jeffrey’s having a party. He needs to see you”
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L Ron Mexico @lronmexico.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
typical DMT rush from a dying boomer: fantasy about killing everyone “scary” and never letting up until only your image remains, renaming the world, owning the moon, eating McDonalds, riding horses with George Washington, and a clickbait ad perfectly wedged in there, like a blanket in a dog’s kennel
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 05/09/2026
COP: So, Mr. Reacher- REACHER: Lemme guess. 22 years on the force. Divorced. She left because you cared more about the job than her. Now you spend one night a week with a stripper and tell yourself that's all you need, but on the inside- COP: -Uh, we pulled you over because your tail light was out
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L Ron Mexico @lronmexico.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Every day it’s “Missy Beth’s Oat Nuggets may contain medical waste” and I have to run to throw out all my dang oat nuggets
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
excellent question! City Saint / Country Saint pod.link/1502507887 and @saintsblockparty.bsky.social
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City Saint / Country Saint and Hostile Witness
Listen to City Saint / Country Saint and Hostile Witness wherever you get your podcasts!
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No Homework Podcast @nohomework.website · 31/08/2026
Episode 21 - I Just Can't Do This Any More. No Homework is reborn, once again, as a legal podcast. We discuss our courtroom records before providing razor-sharp analysis regarding politics both local and international. nohomework.website/posts/episod...
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Episode 21 - I Just Can't Do This Any More | No Homework Podcast
We are reborn yet again as a legal podcast, sort of, as Ron goes 0-1 in his professional capacity as a lawyer, sort of. Charles is undermine
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
@nohomework.website and @lronmexico.bsky.social vindicated
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Episode 20 - A Real Pissed Off Iranian AI Lego Man (feat. Jeb Lund) | No Homework Podcast
Ron hates Buc-ee's but explains how its presence benefits the truck stop ecosystem. Charles loves beavers and explains how their presence be
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
henceforth I have decreed that the sky is to be called The Air of America
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L Ron Mexico @lronmexico.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
smoked a cig at Dollywood once. I was hoarded into an austere pen with the geriatric and infirmed. Addicts all, with all our infirmities and mortality fully on display. Caged freaks. Mourn her if you must, but I felt the judgmental eye of Dolly behind the ire and disgust of every passerby
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No Homework Podcast @nohomework.website · 25/08/2026
Episode 20: @lronmexico.bsky.social hates Buc-ee's, @ugarles.bsky.social loves beavers and @mobute.bsky.social discusses special holiday beef jerky. nohomework.website/posts/episod...
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Episode 20 - A Real Pissed Off Iranian AI Lego Man (feat. Jeb Lund) | No Homework Podcast
Ron hates Buc-ee's but explains how its presence benefits the truck stop ecosystem. Charles loves beavers and explains how their presence be
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L Ron Mexico @lronmexico.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Every couple years all the just-asking-questions racists in academia have to sign an open letter about free speech or some shit. It’s basically how they declare eligibility for right wing dark money.
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Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This unsourced claim is wrong of course, but even if it was correct it’s telling that the only advocacy the children of the elite are forbidden from undertaking is that designed to reduce economic and social inequality
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L Ron Mexico @lronmexico.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Doing this without Charles felt like playing without a point guard. Pure chaos from me and Patrick here. They might take away our podcast licenses for this one
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 10/08/2026
Just lay down. You gotta just lay down.
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L Ron Mexico @lronmexico.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Me, stepping in front the urinal, cartoon villain voice, “no one can stop ME from PISSING!” Guy in the stall I’m just learning about, “nobody here wants to stop you, man”
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No Homework Podcast @nohomework.website · 03/08/2026
Ep. 17 - Nude Gym Elemental. @ugarles.bsky.social beats the game of basketball. @veryimportant.lawyer loses the game of basketball, and also the game of baseball. @lronmexico.bsky.social introduces us to "The Farter." We discuss the various kinds of goofballs and perverts in charge of youth sports.
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Episode 17 - Nude Gym Elemental | No Homework Podcast
Charles beats the game of basketball. Patrick loses the game of basketball, and also the game of baseball. Ron introduces us to "The Farter.
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unusualcook @unusualcook.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I love the life cycle of birds where they look very similar to adults but are incapable of feeding themselves. The chud son stage of development.
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L Ron Mexico @lronmexico.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Not long ago, something like privacy was thought to be a human right or even a default state of nature. Your likeness was considered something sacred, something your own. By the end of this century, it will be a boutique experience for only the wealthy.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Money can first and foremost buy you not being in poverty, which is obviously good, and it can also buy you a nice house and related bullshit which is certainly nice, but it straight up cannot, as we’ve all seen in every piece of art or history, buy you happiness or love and that’s a big lol,lmao
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