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Mr. Slime

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Writer of unproduced plays. He/him

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Me: so is Wario also just a rational, political animal? Or is there something about being the inverted version of another man that would cause him to have a different ontology Aristotle: an interesting question. How does he achieve his eudaemonia? Me: coins I think. Not too sure actually
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 11/02/2026
this is beautiful
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
when gandalf said "do not take me for some conjurer of cheap tricks. I am not trying to rob you. I'm trying to help you." he captured the essence of trying to stop a dog eating a plastic bag
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Chris Kluwe, adjudicated poaster @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
For any elected official who needs to hear this, I impart a lesson learned from the NFL: When the other team is tired and on the back foot, you don’t call a timeout so they can catch their breath. You grind their fucking face into the dirt until the final whistle blows and you’ve won the game.
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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 25/01/2026
We still don't know the names of the ICE agents who killed Gonzàlez behind the wheel of his car outside Chicago in September. They were unmasked in this BWC footage from Franklin Park police. If you have any information at all about these men—please text us on Signal at unraveled.66
Mustached man in green t shirtMustached man in teal T shirtMustached man in teal t shirtTwo federal agents in t shirts and vests
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Writing on Games @writingongames.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Posting for no particular reason.
youtu.be
Chumbawamba - The day the nazi died
YouTube video by Huppelplopp1848
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V. I. Lenin @livinglenin.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
It is the duty of the revolution to put an end to compromise, and to put an end to compromise means taking the path of socialist revolution.
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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Inventor Of The HEIC File: "Maybe this will be what finally sends someone I'll never meet completely over the edge."
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𝓧 ༝༚ [he/him] @handle.invalid · 20/01/2026
if you live in maryland please be aware: ICE has access to md's drivers licensing system. they are using our licenses to find matches in their facial recognition systems and pulling our addresses. please share, it's urgent
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Progressive policies are good and effective and people like them, and it would be super cool if Democrats ran on them and then enacted them. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
nytimes.com
Congestion pricing after one year: How life has changed.
How life has changed in the New York area, according to data on traffic, transit and the responses of 600 readers.
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Sarah Weinman @sarahweinman.com · 19/12/2025
Season 4 of THE WHITE LOTUS
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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 09/12/2025
“…now it’s like the garbage owns everything, and everybody has to answer to the garbage.” @judysquirrels.bsky.social (as quoted in the @theflytrapmedia.com)
the-flytrap.ghost.io
Go Girl, Give Us Nothing!: Why Hollywood Undervalues Original Storytelling
Why do studios keep pumping out sequels, reboots, and remakes of the same old IP?
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 29/11/2025
Computer, please summarize everything PG Wodehouse ever wrote in ten seconds
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
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kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
you just know that mfer's a soderbergh guy
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
gm
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AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
sherman, for the love of god!
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Josephine Riesman @josie.zone · 06/10/2025
Jeremy Renner and a speech bubble
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
They brought the post back lol. Finish the job. Ban Singal. Rescue your platform.
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Benjamin Dreyer @bcdreyer.social · 27/09/2025
I was not a young person when I realized that "Ice Capades" is a play on words. I had spent many decades simply thinking "They're capades! On ice!"
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 23/09/2025
there's a big problem with the culture here on bluesky, and it's that not nearly enough people are posting about the 10 year anniversary of Carly Rae Jepsen's groundbreaking and timeless album EMOTION being this year and how awesome that is
the album art for the upcoming 10 year anniversary edition of Carly Rae Jepsen's EMOTION with expanded tracks
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Trying to set a rule for myself where I share what I think is good journalism for every quote dunk of the New York Times because ultimately I’d rather have good journalism than call Bret Stephens a stupid asshole for the 9000th time when he’s not even an especially interesting stupid asshole
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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
I am probably the only human who loved how 140 characters forced a lean, haiku like style to making a post or argument. Our limitations are a blessing, in many ways. They’re part of the art.
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
when I was like 16, I was texting with this girl (2004, nokia bricks, T9, basically morse code) and she was like "hey I have to go I'm hanging out with my boyfriend" and in an ego-saving panic I sent back "AUTO-REPLY: I am undergoing major surgery"
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
screenshot of a Facebook post by Sam Brody:

"What is happening in DC right now would not be happening if DC had been made a state any time Democrats held both the presidency and Congress in the last 30 years.

Adding states to the union is much easier to do than amending the constitution. It requires nothing more than an act of Congress, and only needs a simple majority to pass. The Obama Senate could have easily done it when they had 59 senators. But the party leaders thought, I dunno, it wouldn’t be sporting or something. Not fair to the Republicans to use power to do things. The pundits might call it “overreach,” oh no, not that. Biden could have tried to do it - everyone was already saying it was necessary democracy reform after Trump I - but he pre-gave up because Manchin and Sinema said they just had to respect the ancient and immortal filibuster, so what can you do? Best not to try. 

So now we have millions of US citizens with no representation at all under naked authoritarian rule by an unchecked federal law enforcement apparatus. And the pundits have all forgotten the word “overreach,” which only applies to Democrats when they win by much greater margins than this and have much larger and more representative majorities than this."
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marthapearce55.bsky.social @marthapearce55.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
You have more money than God. But you want incentives to do good, moral things?
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
I just rewatched it last night for the gazillionth time. It's as great as anything Scorsese has done (not counting Goodfellas). And it's this movie, not Batman, that has Nicholson playing The Joker better than anyone ever has or ever will. (Apologize for packing so many hot takes into one post.)
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Author getting a sly grin on his face and typing up ‘chapter 2: loomings”
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
well maybe i'd do some of that
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.
NYC Mass Shooting Was Nearly Impossible to Prevent, Experts Say
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
"Mr. Sulzberger extends his warmest gratitude to top IDF brass for yet another delightful Ein Gedi mineral oil care package."
NYTimes Communications on Twitter:

"We have appended an Editors' Note to a story about Mohammed Zakaria al-Mutawaq, a child in Gaza who was diagnosed with severe malnutrition. After publication, The Times learned that he also had pre-existing health problems. Read more below.
Children in Gaza are malnourished and starving, as New York Times reporters and others have documented. We recently ran a story about Gaza’s most vulnerable civilians, including Mohammed Zakaria al-Mutawaq, who is about 18 months old and suffers from severe malnutrition. We have since learned new information, including from the hospital that treated him and his medical records, and have updated our story to add context about his pre-existing health problems. This additional detail gives readers a greater understanding of his situation. Our reporters and photographers continue to report from Gaza, bravely, sensitively, and at personal risk, so that readers can see firsthand the consequences of the war."

https://x.com/NYTimesPR/status/1950311365756817690
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Back when Google was useful you could set specific size parameters in an image search, and the biggest regret of my life is losing track of the largest resolution image online of Dana Carvey: this headshot. It was like 250 MB and I planned to frame posters of it and send them to everyone I know.
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Another way that Zohran shows the way forward is he has spent zero time lingering on smears. Part of what killed Corbyn, for example, is that he has to publicly address every fake scandal and it drove long media cycles. The left needs to move past apologizing and constantly justifying itself.
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
a TikTok screenshot where user CatBoyChrist asks, "Why does everyone talk like a weird debate bro now? 'Bro you're using Ad Hominem' like yeah dude I really don't like you and I'm being mean"
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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
i think, unfortunately, that this may be my masterpiece
An edit of the "Yes... ha ha ha... YES!" sickos meme to replace the sicko with Cathy (from the syndicated newspaper comics) saying "Ack... ha ha ha... ACK!" with an expression of distress on her face. Her shirt also now reads "Ackos"
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Micah @rincewind.run · 24/06/2025
lifting heavy things: great, fun, a balm for the soul cardio: miserable, torture, a blight on the human spirit
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dyke siegmund @katewagner.wehwalt.net · 20/06/2025
NEW MCMANSION HELL on what may be the ugliest house i've ever seen mcmansionhell.com/post/7868373...
mcmansionhell.com
glam metal modern but also your contractor is going to jail dawg
Sometimes a house is so ugly, disgust boomerangs back into a form of respect. This is a rare phenomenon, one which should be treated seriously. I've been looking at ugly houses professionally for...
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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 12/09/2024
thursday afternoon vibe check
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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
This is a vital message: one of the larger reasons BlueSky is refreshingly free of alt-right shitlords is because in the early days we made a gentleperson’s agreement to starve these fuckos out and it worked. No likes, no quotes, no engagement. They got bored and left. Please keep the Old Ways.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 16/06/2025
if the puzzle and food teams could somehow go independent we might finally see the end of this spineless, detestable rag
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That's Are SCARY Dings™ @itsdings.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
RIP to Brian Wilson, who gave us many perfect albums but also the perfect interview
Q. Have you seen any good movies lately?

A. Well, I've only seen one in the last couple of years. It's called Norbit by Eddie Murphy.

Q. How did you like it?

A. Fantastic movie. Very funny.

Q. What's your favorite movie?

A. Norbit.
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 06/06/2025
7 year old giggling: when goku, gets super hungry, he eats like 30 meals in a row Me sounding exactly like Jesse Gemstone: I know how much goku eats
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
So all the major pubs steal from her and go to great lengths not to link out so if you want to read about shit three days before it shows up as Breaking News in the WaPo you should subscribe to The Handbasket.
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Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · 20/06/2023
as a kid, I thought the Brain was supposed to be Frasier because I had no idea who Orson Welles is. but then I didn't really know who Frasier was either
cartoon mouse The Brain, with arrows pointing from him to Frasier and to Orson Welles, with a question mark between the two. long lost triplets? we must collect their DNA to be sure
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KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Remember when a Black woman wrote a personal essay about OutKast and a magazine inexplicably hired some white guy to read it? I think about it twice a week. Really goes for it with GUSTO!
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Nathan Kalman-Lamb @nkalamb.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
A Border Patrol official arrested a 19 yo citizen from Albuquerque in Arizona who didn’t have ID on him, claimed he ‘admitted’ to illegally crossing the border, abducted + ICE imprisoned him for 10 days, and would have deported him to Mexico if his family hadn’t tracked him down and provided his ID.
His girlfriend’s aunt Grace Layva says she and her family made numerous calls looking for him before they found out he was being detained in the Florence Correctional Center, which Immigration and Customs Enforcement uses to detain people.

Another family member drove to the detention center, about 70 miles northwest of Tucson, but said officials wouldn’t provide any information or release him.

ICE did not respond to a request for comment about the wrongful detention.

The family later provided officials with his birth certificate and social security card.

“He did say he was a U.S. citizen, but they didn't believe him,” Layva said. “I think they would have kept him. I think they would have if they would have not got that information yesterday in the court and gave that to ICE and the Border Patrol. He probably would have been deported already to Mexico.”
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borderless @borderless.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
report with alt text community-led arrest preventions or de-arrests are incredibly effective. UK antifascists have done this to great success to protect refugees over the past 5 years. all about how quickly you can get people on the street to crowd the scene
NBC News:

ICE came for their neighbor, so these Tennesseans formed a human chain to protect him.  Neighbors delivered food, water an gasolin to the man, who was with a child in a van, as ICE agents stayed at the home for hours.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 08/04/2025
we don’t get a lot of wins these days but if we can ruin gaming for Elon I’m going to count that
Despite several users encouraging the CEO to activate the game's "Do Not Disturb" command or hide the chat, Musk allowed the bullying to continue. It remains unclear whether he knows how to use either of those functions.
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