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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 5h

I might be a little less distrustful of AI if the dudes promoting it, supporting it, insisting on it, and advocating for it weren’t the worst fucking people on the planet.

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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 6h

GOUT COP! Paperback: tinyurl.com/s6787dba GOUT COP! Ebook: dumb-industries.com/goutcop GOUT COP!

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Kliph Nesteroff @classicshowbiz.bsky.social · 12h

The Worst Answer Possible.

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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 12h

Most TV is just this now.

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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 16h

So Eric Schmitt knows nothing about basketball and doesn’t know the difference between the Hawks and the Hawkeyes? Who does he think he is, me?

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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 18h

“ME TOO went too far” said the country that re-elected a rapist.

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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 22h

When I was seven years old I authoritatively told everyone that It’s a Mad Mad Mad Mad World was the funniest film ever made. I’ve since revised that opinion, wouldn’t even put it in my top 100 funniest ever, but I still love the movie and it had a huge impact on me.

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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

GOUT COP! The paperback! tinyurl.com/txfm9tfe

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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Yeah, I’m sure the mainstream media, which shrugs at the Epstein Files, and refuses to call Donald Trump a rapist, it totally gonna get to the bottom of the Cornell story.

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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It’s just a fact: History has been kind to Hee Haw.

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BeshearStan @beshearstan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

God I love Angie Nixon. I hope she wins

Now @AshleyMoodyFL. Why would I want to abolish the police when I want you arrested and in jail for stealing $10 million from sick kids? BFFR

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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Brutal! The Cornell rapists had to write those essays in longhand while still recovering from a slap on the wrist.

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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Maybe we should stop treating every announcement he makes like actual news.

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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The action-packed GOUT COP! paperback is now available on Amazon. The nonstop thrill-ride that is the GOUT COP! ebook can still be easily obtained at dumb-industries.com/goutcop. Either way, all of your GOUT COP! needs are being met. GOUT COP!

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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It amazes me that there are people who actually think Lanterns is better than Reacher.

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Ghost of Tuvix (Revived) @ghostoftuvix.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Episode 7 could’ve been an email

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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I'll delete this before you all beat me senseless, but I wish Lanterns was less Sunday-night-prestige-meditation-on-conflicting-versions-of-masculinity and more "guy in a cool suit fights space villains by making things with his ring."

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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

So I guess if everyone who was on Epstein Island writes an essay, that settles it, huh?

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Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Pwease, pwease, Mr. Administration Man, pwease tell Pwesident Twump to let CNN cover him again, we'll be good, we pwomise.

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Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Jesus Christ, Jake, have some dignity.

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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

One of my favorite John Ford movies.

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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

So I’m told today is the 30th anniversary of the premire of Sabrina The Teenage Witch. What a blessing it was for me to work on that show. Had some great times, made some great friends. And we must have done something right because people are still watching it and still enjoying it.

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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

No, I haven’t heard “Choosin‘ Texas,” but I am the elite son of a bitch who helped popularize this down home tune from Lone Star State. youtu.be/skmdmf_ER50?...

youtu.be

Torgo's Theme (10 Minutes)

YouTube video by LeonSmorgishboard

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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Did I say the Gout Cop paperback would be available Monday? Well, it’s already available TODAY! www.amazon.com/Gout-Cop-Fra... GOUT COP!

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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Watched that Backrooms motion picture last night. Very good. Obsession was also excellent. If this is the kind of cinema the crazy kids today with their hula hoops and fax machines are giving us, I’m not going to yell at them to get off my lawn, I will instead welcome them with lemonade and cookies.

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Dan Froomkin/Press Watch/Heads Up News @froomkin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Hey @nytimes.com headline writers: Stop using the word “struggles”when what you mean is “fails”.

A bunch of New York Times headlines: * The New York Times
'Zombified' C.D.C., Hobbled by Cuts, Struggles to Fulfill Scientific Mission 7 hours ago
@ The New York Times
Trump Struggles to Find Leverage With Xi Over Chinese Exports
1 day ago
@ The New York Times
Europe Warns of Russia's Hybrid Attacks but Struggles to Counter Them
2 days ago
The New York Times
D.H.S. Leader Lost His Pick to Head ICE, as He Struggles to Prove His Toughness
6 days ago
@ The New York Times
An Angry Trump Struggles to Understand Iran's Defiant Leaders

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Dr. Jennessa Hester 🍒 @cherrypoppunk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It's important we listen to the man who spent over a billion dollars to make Quibi

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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

In 2016, the cable news networks all cut into their regular programming to air Trump’s campaign stump speeches live, something never done before or since. I’m fine with there being no press pool coverage of him. Get out and do some actual reporting instead of “Trump said this, Trump said that” 24/7.

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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Is there another book available that presents a novelization of a fictional Quinn Martin production? Okay, probably several. But nevertheless, GOUT COP! can be had at dumb-industries.com/goutcop. And the paperback arrives Monday! GOUT COP!

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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Asleep yet prepared to pounce at a moment’s notice. Juice Box’s work is never done. #Caturday

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Kliph Nesteroff @classicshowbiz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Just finished recording the audiobook version. Coming soon from Doubleday Canada (aka Penguin Random House) www.penguinrandomhouse.ca/books/777133...

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Einav Rabinovitch-Fox @einavrfox.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

There‘s much to appreciate in Mamdani, but his insistence that culture isn’t a privilege of the rich is one of his strengths.It is reminiscent of how unions and the government treated it in the 1930s -art for the masses - paintings, music, opera, theater - democracy for all.

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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

In mere days, the thrilling GOUT COP! paperback will be available. Right now, this instant, the action-packed GOUT COP! ebook is yours for the having at dumb-industries.com/goutcop. Take your pick. There is no wrong way to read and enjoy GOUT COP! GOUT COP!

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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Hilarious thing for Donald Trump’s stenographer who works at the newspaper that put WMD lies on page one to say

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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

What a horrible, evil person. Donald, too.

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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Seeing lots of hate for Jill Stein today and as god fucking awful as she is, I save most of my disdain for the Green Party. In 2002 they ran a candidate against Paul Wellstone in Minnesota, because gee, he just wasn’t progressive enough. They suck so much!

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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Calm down, I already think Mamdani is great, you don’t have to lay it on so thick!

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Alex Gibney @alexgibneyfilm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The trailer for my new film, "Musk," has just been released.

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Joshua Wilson @magadizer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

You can't make this stuff up

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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

In times like these the mediocre must band together.

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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Well, if Tucker feels genuine remorse, and sincerely wants to make amends for several decades of racism, sexism, homophobia, and war mongering…he can still go fuck himself.

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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Here’s what happens when I take the advice of creative writing teachers and read my work aloud.

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