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@stuartp.bsky.social
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do not explain anything to me I am probably recycling content from the other place here you can find me @punished_stu on elons paedo submarine

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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 1h
they'd look 100x better if they just smoked 40 a day than eternal youth treatments that result in "90yr old man possessing the corpse of a 22yr old"
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 2h
unless someone comes up with a good new word we're going to have to start calling ppl that use AI like this all the victorian eugenics words for the mentally disabled
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 5h
the strong urge to make a wooden barrel
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 13h
I should be able to MIB device myself but just to forget the last conversation I had
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 14h
called a guy a creep in a bar and he got real mad and followed me outside
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 16h
Tim Heidecker introducing his short-lived children’s characters the “Doodle Dots” in On CinemaTim Heidecker introducing his short-lived children’s characters the “Doodle Dots” in On Cinema
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 15h
how many emails have been sent to the dead I wonder, will they let anyone rest?
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 15h
COME for the not actually that well curated excerpts of Terry Pratchett's works STAY for the thin skinned moaning about having a bunch of annoying replies
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Jan @janhopis.bsky.social · 16h
actually it does mean that
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 16h
evil billy joel: i started the fire
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 17h
freedom of speech is one of those ossified liberal ideas that was powerful in the age of absolute monarchs but has been reduced to the base politics of creeps like Tracey hectoring about why it's ok to harass rape victims
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 17h
my job is being given 15 mins to set up powerpoint presentations with: -no idea if there is a device to project on -I didn't create the slides -2 of the cables I need are missing
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 20h
you have to put some duds on your playlists like any good album
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 20h
my wife left me because of antifeminism
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
goon caves, a liminal space. 2026
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
my friend's dad died on 9/11 this year so we're workshopping ways he can drop that into the eulogy
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this is how I feel every single morning
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Car Into Building @carintobuilding.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Car into apartment building Northglenn, Colorado #CarIntoBuilding Article does not mention gender but this smacks of #BanMen
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Car crashes into apartment building after Colorado domestic disturbance
A car being driven by a person who was allegedly involved in a domestic disturbance in the Denver metro area crashed into an apartment building.
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
-your friend, is she, y'know, stabbed with a pencil and sent to italy? 👉👈
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it's the classic modern country genre of "listing things its audience likes"
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Andy Kelly @ultrabrilliant.xyz · 28/09/2026
Some great mist this morning.
A tree in a misty field.Mist rolling over a field.Morning sun and trees silhouetted in mist.
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
my policy is 1 dog per 1000 people
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
if sam altman listened to "virtual insanity" just once he'd stop building his apocalypse supercomputer
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Metal Gear Solidarity @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This has broken me. I'm a different guy now. The old me has died tonight.
The cardboard cutout Andy Burnham game of thrones chibi funko Pop thing that was on the stage at the labour conference possibly I'm not even sure if I believe it.
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
if sam altman listened to "virtual insanity" just once he'd stop building his apocalypse supercomputer
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the Kanye rap from Americsn Boy but it's really antisemitic
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
many came back from the horror of WW1 as changed men #LestWeForget
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
J.R.R. Tolkien spent 60 years creating Minionese
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
well, he stuck to the first part
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
just seen a guy who owes me £55.99, but he's with his children
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I turned the movie off at this point
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the singularity is pinching my penis
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hot dog breakfast at the B&Q
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Neugin @lostcitymagic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Blue Velvet (1986) directed by David Lynch
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Gore was the great vat-grown president you never had
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
they call him Reacher because he's a perv
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the hottest girl in my class when I was about 9 was widely agreed to be Vicky Moruzzi
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it’s forbidden content but i have watched this video of the AI songs a man made for his mistress after murdering his wife being played in court maybe 20 times today. It is one of the most compelling things i have ever seen
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lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Trade offer meme: the deal maker says "I receive" and has a picture of a unified Ireland coloured Green, and under "you receive" there is an Irish flag but the middle white portion has a King Charles III grinning ridiculously on it.
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
True Detective Pikachu
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
it must feel so good to be a Covid truther, I might get into it
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The government is not "hiding skyrocketing COVID levels," it relabeled the categories on an existing measure that is still available to the public. www.cdc.gov/wastewater/r...
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 24/09/2026
Banksy 🤝 Macklemore “we have to separate the art from the artist”
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
made a spicy squash and pine nut pasta with a teaspoon of chinese 5 spices
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
8 years and a Joffrey will be working for DOGE 2
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
if OpenAI was an autistic teenager it would be in Guantanamo rn
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/09/2026
ME: So I can't put anything else on the scale? ANUBIS: No. Just your heart ME: No money, no good deeds? ANUBIS: No ME: What about steam points? I've got a ton of steam points ANUBIS: The point is to be lighter than the feather ME: I was just hoping to finally do something with the steam points
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Gilbert Gaped
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