stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 1hthey'd look 100x better if they just smoked 40 a day than eternal youth treatments that result in "90yr old man possessing the corpse of a 22yr old" 0120
stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 2hunless someone comes up with a good new word we're going to have to start calling ppl that use AI like this all the victorian eugenics words for the mentally disabled 2443
stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 13hI should be able to MIB device myself but just to forget the last conversation I had 1100
stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 14hcalled a guy a creep in a bar and he got real mad and followed me outside 1110
stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 15hhow many emails have been sent to the dead I wonder, will they let anyone rest? 2180
stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 15hCOME for the not actually that well curated excerpts of Terry Pratchett's works STAY for the thin skinned moaning about having a bunch of annoying replies 050
Reposted by stuartMagnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 16hevil billy joel: i started the fire 0363
stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 17hfreedom of speech is one of those ossified liberal ideas that was powerful in the age of absolute monarchs but has been reduced to the base politics of creeps like Tracey hectoring about why it's ok to harass rape victims 1360
stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 17hmy job is being given 15 mins to set up powerpoint presentations with: -no idea if there is a device to project on -I didn't create the slides -2 of the cables I need are missing 0140
stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 20hyou have to put some duds on your playlists like any good album 1110
stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026my friend's dad died on 9/11 this year so we're workshopping ways he can drop that into the eulogy 2192
Reposted by stuartCar Into Building @carintobuilding.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Car into apartment building Northglenn, Colorado #CarIntoBuilding Article does not mention gender but this smacks of #BanMencbsnews.comCar crashes into apartment building after Colorado domestic disturbanceA car being driven by a person who was allegedly involved in a domestic disturbance in the Denver metro area crashed into an apartment building. 0142
stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026-your friend, is she, y'know, stabbed with a pencil and sent to italy? 👉👈 2252
stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026it's the classic modern country genre of "listing things its audience likes" 7923
Reposted by stuartstuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026if sam altman listened to "virtual insanity" just once he'd stop building his apocalypse supercomputer 0626
Reposted by stuartMetal Gear Solidarity @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This has broken me. I'm a different guy now. The old me has died tonight. 109912
stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026if sam altman listened to "virtual insanity" just once he'd stop building his apocalypse supercomputer 0626
stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026the Kanye rap from Americsn Boy but it's really antisemitic 060
stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026many came back from the horror of WW1 as changed men #LestWeForget 080
Reposted by stuartKristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026J.R.R. Tolkien spent 60 years creating Minionese 4969
stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026just seen a guy who owes me £55.99, but he's with his children 2100
Reposted by stuartNeugin @lostcitymagic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Blue Velvet (1986) directed by David Lynch 09422
stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026the hottest girl in my class when I was about 9 was widely agreed to be Vicky Moruzzi 180
Reposted by stuartJason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026it’s forbidden content but i have watched this video of the AI songs a man made for his mistress after murdering his wife being played in court maybe 20 times today. It is one of the most compelling things i have ever seen 1642172395
stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026it must feel so good to be a Covid truther, I might get into it 1150
Reposted by stuartMichael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The government is not "hiding skyrocketing COVID levels," it relabeled the categories on an existing measure that is still available to the public. www.cdc.gov/wastewater/r... 1145651
Reposted by stuartCaræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 24/09/2026Banksy 🤝 Macklemore “we have to separate the art from the artist” 528045
stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026made a spicy squash and pine nut pasta with a teaspoon of chinese 5 spices 390
stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026if OpenAI was an autistic teenager it would be in Guantanamo rn 0292
Reposted by stuartlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/09/2026ME: So I can't put anything else on the scale? ANUBIS: No. Just your heart ME: No money, no good deeds? ANUBIS: No ME: What about steam points? I've got a ton of steam points ANUBIS: The point is to be lighter than the feather ME: I was just hoping to finally do something with the steam points 646087982