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That's Are Dings™ @itsdings.bsky.social · 5h

Every day at 2:15p on the dot, my unemployed aging high school bully comes over and shoves me into the locker he had installed in my house. Poor guy's health is on the decline so he brought his son with him today to train for when he retires

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That's Are Dings™ @itsdings.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It doesn't seem likely, but when the clerk told me to have a good day I said "ok, I will"

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That's Are Dings™ @itsdings.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

All the babes at the pizza buffet are swooning as they watch me skillfully stack my plate sky high

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That's Are Dings™ @itsdings.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Uploading my latest flash cartoon "SpongeBob 4:20 Pants" to Newgrounds. In it, SpongeBob smokes out of a bong and gets high

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That's Are Dings™ @itsdings.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Woody said he was my best friend when I pulled his string :)

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Tim Gaedke @timgaedke.com · 26/09/2026

talent is a lie

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That's Are Dings™ @itsdings.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Reading "how to win friends and influence people". According to this author, every principal I've ever held is flawed and it's my own fault I spend large swaths of time alone. I can't verify how many friends this author even has so I'm not going to work on myself or change

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That's Are Dings™ @itsdings.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I'm not simply "watching anime".. I'm studying a foreign land by observing their culture and language. Notice how I'm not using subtitles? That's called immersion. I do need a shower, though. You're right about that

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That's Are Dings™ @itsdings.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Some days you feel like C.H.O.M.P.S, the world's greatest crime biter, and some days you don't

Movie poster for CHOMPS, who is a white dog with a stick of dynamite in its mouth

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That's Are Dings™ @itsdings.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Just a heads up, I'm opening friendship applications for the fall friendship sessions. If you're interested in having me as a friend for sharing laughs and happy moments submit an application today!

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That's Are Dings™ @itsdings.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

In my everyday life, my childlike optimism and physical clumsiness have escalated to a point where I'm hounded daily by Disney lawyers for unlawful impersonation of the dimwitted dog Goofy

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That's Are Dings™ @itsdings.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Nice to know they're still out there

A v for vendetta mask sticker on some guys car

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That's Are Dings™ @itsdings.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

"Today we'd like to announce that we will no longer turn away potential federal agents that have committed acts of beastiality. Also, Shaq is now an federal agent"

NBA Hall-of-Famer
Shaq named honorary FBI special agent

The FBI director called Shaq 'one of the best supporters of law enforcement in the country'

Then there's a picture of Shaq who is easily double the size of Ka$h

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That's Are Dings™ @itsdings.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

They're rebooting "The Wild Thornberrys" but because of today's anti-woke attitude, they will be a LOT less wild. They'll simply be "The Thornberrys"

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That's Are Dings™ @itsdings.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I don't know who Ed sherten is or whatever. Didn't see his name in the credits for the Daffy Duck movie so I never bothered to look into who he is

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That's Are Dings™ @itsdings.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

As a young man I never thought I'd be able to join the FBI because of my romantic abnormalities... but thanks to the bravery of Kash Patel I am now a respected federal agent!

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That's Are Dings™ @itsdings.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Mitch Mcconnell is doing just fine, thank you!!!

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That's Are Dings™ @itsdings.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Super Mario just finished killing another turtle

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That's Are Dings™ @itsdings.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Imagining this children's toy comes packaged with a real live hamster

Zhu zhu city downtown set with "hamster included"

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That's Are Dings™ @itsdings.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

My medical marijuana card expired so I'm sitting in the Walmart oil and lube section with its poor ventilation and strong smell of engine exhaust trying to calm my nervous system

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That's Are Dings™ @itsdings.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

A lot of people like to watch their favorite characters team up on the big screen. Not me! I like them to be segregated and alone

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That's Are Dings™ @itsdings.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

25 years ago we didn't even know 9/11 was going to be so special. We just thought it was any other day, until a few tricksters changed history forever

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That's Are Dings™ @itsdings.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

After the horrific attacks on Sept. 11th everyone was hunting for Osama Bin Laden. The US military was looking to find and kill him, while Andreessen Horowitz was looking to find and hire him

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That's Are Dings™ @itsdings.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I won't explain further but Grimace is MAGA

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That's Are Dings™ @itsdings.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I'm sorry to announce that this current dings era "the failure era" has been extended by yet another day. The next era "The Era of Unimaginable Success" has unfortunately been delayed as a result

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That's Are Dings™ @itsdings.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

The legend of Zelda: ocarina of time HD will officially launch Nov 24th on the Nintendo Switch 3

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That's Are Dings™ @itsdings.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

My brain was rated a D- by the National Brain Board. I've resubmitted it, hoping for better results, but not feeling very positive. It's still just as bad

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That's Are Dings™ @itsdings.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Slowly being lowered by a rope in a peter pan costume into what appears to be an active funeral scene

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That's Are Dings™ @itsdings.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

JD Vance and Eminem started their careers both by talking about how they hated their moms. I wonder how history will rank them?

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That's Are Dings™ @itsdings.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Ok I have finished my coffee if anyone would like to chat

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That's Are Dings™ @itsdings.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Me: I would like the regular sandwich I always get AI assistant in the Arby's app: Have you considered disappearing? Not in a fun way Me: No I haven't, but thank you for the suggestion

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That's Are Dings™ @itsdings.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Me and that big sloppy droopy thing are in agreement! The least important thing to the American people must have my full attention right now!

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That's Are Dings™ @itsdings.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I just got off the phone with Mitch McConnell's family and it seems he somehow wound up on that rogue space x rocket that crashed into the moon where he was vaporized on impact. There will be no service

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That's Are Dings™ @itsdings.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

As this Monday wraps around us like a nice warm hug, don't forget it really affects some people. Like the fictional character Garfield the cat

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It’s me kalvano @kalvano.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I'm looking for a bento box, it cant be pinku (that's Japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be of 2 or more kotoba (that's Japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post pics of it

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That's Are Dings™ @itsdings.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

This is a post that came to me in my dream and after typing it up im not sure it's so great: I'm launching my new world wide web service: George www.bush!

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That's Are Dings™ @itsdings.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I'm at the gas station and they won't let me fill up a 32 oz soda cup with gasoline. Can one of you pretend to be my doctor and call them? Say it's medically necessary

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That's Are Dings™ @itsdings.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I had no idea the SA forum archives actually worked. So much content!!

Fyad thread I posted 11 years ago.

Title: post your favorite things about me in this thread

Then me and everyone said
you are smart, funny, and you have a great laugh

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That's Are Dings™ @itsdings.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

The joker is slowly lowering me into a vat of acid. Not really sure why, what the heck did I do to him? I even tried to laugh at some of his jokes, despite their poor taste

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That's Are Dings™ @itsdings.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Trying to figure out what cryptic message my wife is trying to convey. She has all her bags packed and by the door in some sort of rebus puzzle or something. I'm sending pics of it to different AIs to decipher but she keeps loading them in her car

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That's Are Dings™ @itsdings.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

My phone sent me a notification telling me there was a new live action Flintstones movie coming out and when I clicked it, it sent me to an AI generated trailer on YouTube. Really useful tech!

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That's Are Dings™ @itsdings.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Listen up: absolutely NO Sony purchases through Aug 30th. Nothing. TOTAL boycott! After that? We're preordering the new Sony Pulse Elevate speakers on Sept. 1st!

As PlayStation fans plan a financial boycott of the platform's hardware and services until August 30, Sony announces that its new Pulse Elevate speakers will be available to pre-order on September 1

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That's Are Dings™ @itsdings.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Whenever my boss says I can't ride in his car the first things my brain says to do is demand to be in the trunk

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That's Are Dings™ @itsdings.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Almost ready to soft launch my freegan inspired fast casual restaurant. All ingredients are sourced from local dumpsters and our prices are VERY high. Taking reservations now!

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That's Are Dings™ @itsdings.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Sipping my milk at the club and tugging on the DJs sleeve asking if he has any MC Frontalot

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That's Are Dings™ @itsdings.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Nothing gets me in a heightened state of euphoria like getting an email letting me know my bill is ready to be viewed! Can't wait to really look it over, already salivating!

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That's Are Dings™ @itsdings.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Who will be the first to visit the egg and claim it's mysterious prize?

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That's Are Dings™ @itsdings.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Next time they put up a statue they should really consider putting one up of me. I haven't really done anything but I want a statue anyway

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