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Cohen is a Ghost

@skullmandible.bsky.social
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ten hundred minutes per second. game writer if that industry still existed cohenedenfield.com

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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 04/09/2024
no one has ever looked cooler than Bill Paxton in Near Dark
sepia-tone photo of Bill Paxton as Severen in Near Dark - looking bloodied and battered, holding a gun, wearing a distressed leather jacket with a sheriff star (& misc pins) and leather pants
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 20h
thinking about pizzahugs this morning. a 2012-2013 era joke poster who was the first person in that space really pushing their donations link. got to a point where he was harrassing anybody with a following for not retweeting it every day. "you're killing me, you're killing my dog" type stuff
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
(glowing, eyes levitating) Steven Universe
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amber @bloodberrytart.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
going LIVE stream stream Resident Evil Remake for the nintendo gamecube! I can’t believe how good this game looks despite being 24 years old.
brunette with big yabbos
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
on forums before emote reactions, if somebody said something really funny you kinda had to riff on their post in order to express that you thought it was funny or it'd be considered low effort. it would result in whole pages of nothing but good jokes, all one-upping the previous. A Poster's Crucible
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
branson is so real for this. swan boy fuckin rocks
panel of an extremely hot and cool gal in a leopard print strapless halter having a very true to life conversation with her "clown prince/perhaps the fool be the wisest of us all??-type boyfriend, off panel
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amber @bloodberrytart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
LIVE on twitch playing RESIDENT EVIL (2002)! This Gamecube remake was said by Shinji Makami to be what his original vision for the game was, unfettered from the limitations of the Playstation. Tune in now!
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A lot of my job involves thinking about what players are going to do when presented with a mechanic or a choice. Even if players wouldn't consciously articulate why they would blast locks with a shotgun rather than invest in Lockpicking (admittedly a skill tax), they would veer toward that behavior.
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
went to do the little biometric fingerprint sign in thing I do on my work laptop on my home pc... no... no! this is good screen
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
seen from the episode in question depicting the events in question 
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
mad men is pretty good for most of it and sublime in stretches but it is also the first show a lot of people watched in their 20s that had any kind of Metaphor and that combined with great clothes and some snappy, memorable lines has given people an overinflated sense of its greatness. sorry
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bastage42 @bastage42.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Am incredibly funny instance of them putting up letters one at a time
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amber @bloodberrytart.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i’m live in twitch with resident evil 3 remake! I saw the RE movie this weekend, let’s talk about it! link in bio!
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
you gotta not surrender your happiness and fulfilment to the ceaseless demands of people who are incentivized to never be satisfied with your efforts because attacking you is the only time they feel powerful. you just gotta not
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
the stuff about that bar in mass being concern troll terrorized by someone an hour away reminds me of a few years back when in the middle of a harrassment campaign against a close friend of mine the ringleader sent my friend a $1000 USD venmo request for "the emotional labor of educating you"
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
exclaimed "garret dillahunt!" in the theater when I saw him in the first 20 seconds of the trailer for this. he's been one of my Top Guys for 20+ years! then the trailer kept going and by the end it was so libertarian boomerbait coded I had to stagewhisper "won't be seeing that" to clear my name
poster for the movie "ghost soldier" starring the guy who played Jesus in that movie where they beat the shit out of Jesus. Some kind of stand your ground Yellowstone jerkoff fantasy
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 22/09/2026
We overvalue STEM education in this country. But if everybody learned basic statistics and math they wouldn’t have been tricked into thinking that Nate Silver was smart
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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 07/08/2024
brat summer is almost over and then it will be bottom autumn
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
the current hiring discourse is reminding me of the hard-won lesson that if someone is extremely technically skilled but an obstinate arrogant nightmare to work with, they will absolutely be a net negative to your project or kill it. you can train someone you work with but you cannot socialize them
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
if you aren't cool with trans people I'm not gonna brake when I see you crossing the street. bare minimum position on this particular matter by the way
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
got a warm hand towel out of the dryer and put it on top of Rey. you can just do whatever
my cat Rey
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
if you aren't cool with trans people I'm not gonna brake when I see you crossing the street. bare minimum position on this particular matter by the way
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Kneel, and then rise! Rise for the King's Feast!
an absolutely perfect loaf of olive sourdough held in my absolutely perfect hand 
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
fuck ICE, fuck israel, it's all the same hideous shit
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
headphone's bluetooth names be like AB13X AUDIO and Blasimo-2
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
excited about Control Resonant but curious about the choice of MC. I understand Jesse is basically a god at the end of Control and that's hard to build power progression around but I had very little interest in Dylan except as an anti-Jesse. so we'll see I suppose
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amber @bloodberrytart.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Live now! Link in bio or thru my live profile thingie
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
slammin my fists on the table JILLLLLLL
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amber @bloodberrytart.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’m seeing the new Resident Evil movie this weekend so i’m continuing my parade of RE games on stream! At 3pm EST I will be streaming the controversial RESIDENT EVIL 3 REMAKE. See you there.
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
there's LOTS to love about absolute batman but "bruce grew up poor in crime alley, so his usual rogues gallery are his best friends from childhood and they all helped him hone his skills" is so sick it makes my head spin. genius. and the character identifying white accents on the silhouettes. my god
photograph of two panels from Absolute Batman #7. 

The first panel has Bruce Wayne in black silhouette, saying "there's nothing left to say about it. I should've kept you apart from this all of you." 

The second panel features, four figures in black silhouette standing in a line, each with one feature of their design popping as a white accent. from left to right:

Harvey Dent (Two-Face): Let me ask you something. Was it for Batman when you clerked with me?

Waylon Jones (Killer Croc): And trained with me.

Oswald Cobblepot (The Penguin): And slummed it with me.

Edward Nigma (The Riddler): And studied with me? Funny, Bruce, it looks like you did keep us all "a part" when it comes to Batman.
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 17/07/2023
google image searching various kinds of Wounds, sucking my teeth and saying "that's gotta hurt" in a brooklyn guy voice as each image loads
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joe @shariauncle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I hate when I run into the Life Taker and he says some shit like 'Let us gamble in the biggest way'
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amber @bloodberrytart.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Live now! link in bio or thru my live link on my profile pic!
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amber @bloodberrytart.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Streaming more Resident Evil 2 today starting at 3pm EST. playing the campaign of Claire Redfield, the protagonist of the upcoming Resident Evil: Veronica. see you there.
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We should start calling these Cronenburgers
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
if circumstances are such that I own a switch 2 I'll probably play the ocarina remake. it looks basically fine to me. none of this is worth bleeding over
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"what if the AI is real and being tortured" good! best case scenario imo
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
sorry baby I gotta go. they're removing my limiter tomorrow. like saitama, yeah
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
wow this rocks, good for seattle
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
kneel and weep. for the King's Feast returns, if but for a day
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
we all joined up our minds together and within a single generation we have driven our species completely fucking insane
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I was halfway through an algebra test and, to my eternal chagrin, my first thought was "oh there's no way I'm gonna have to finish this test." But after a while, the magnitude of the situation sank in. I sobered a bit, turned to my friend and asked "do you think we'll get to go home early?"
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amber @bloodberrytart.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
going LIVE starting Claire’s campaign in Resident Evil 2 Remake. Link in bio!
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amber @bloodberrytart.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Streaming the Claire campaign of Resident Evil 2 Remake as Claire starting today! See you at 3pm on my channel, link in bio!
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Djinn & Tonic @djinnandtonic.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Congratulations to California for being the first to reach the Kill Screen
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
said y'all in the work chat and they hit me with the 🤠 react. got yeehawed on kirkmas
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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
the world is better without him in it
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
a year later, I think about the hell he rained down on professors and high school teachers and how worried I always am for my parents, a professor and a high school teacher. a legcy of mocking contempt from the world and atttempted posthumous exploitation from his widow is so sweet it makes me smile
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
a year later I am still frankly consumed by this. obviously I have no idea how I'd answer that question except to say quite literally anything else. thankfully, the pageantry of erika's world tour leads me to believe that this exhange almost certainly never took place, but still.
text from erika k's first grief tour reading "I said, "Baby, Daddy loves you so much. Don't you worry, he's on a work trip with Jesus, so he can afford your blueberry budget.""
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
fuck fuck FUCK i just remembered i left a million charlie kirks in my basement with no water for the entire last year 😭 sorry everybody 🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦
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