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VHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 14h
VHS de Dragon Ball : 35s
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 28/09/2026
the same cattle that are killing the colorado river are voting trump? they are CANCELLED
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Zelda is still not a fan of my boyfriend
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 27/09/2026
That's weird, I thought the no loads refused cumdump was happening there on that date?
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 26/09/2026
Augh shot the sheriff
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caranatar @vibecode.rodeo · 26/09/2026
Idk man I would simply delete my Facebook years ago. And then at several hundred points since then.
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cameron @famousceleb.co · 24/09/2026
this is how you know a movie is absolute ass
36% tomatometer and 91% popcornmeter. (it's Practical Magic 2 btw)
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 21/09/2026
I know our country only has enough little pepperoni cubes to supply the school lunch pizza industry, but if we don't figure out how to make more china will
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 20/09/2026
This is what the original Warhammer figures were like
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 18/09/2026
Someone on reddit suggested the Earthquakes change their walkout song to AFI - Miseria Cantare and I can't stop thinking about football club supporters aligning on goth punk bro hymn singalongs as their identity. I guess I'm mostly surprised the person who posted that who wasn't me.
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 18/09/2026
I don't mean to sound braggy but I just bought a gallon of milk for about $2 less than I usually pay. I am trying to be humble about it but I did want to share that.
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Cool Ronch @ronthony.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You can! In fact, the P in GLP stands for “probably,” because you can “probably” give it to dogs
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 18/09/2026
Can you give pit bulls GLP-1s? Mine has a big body building competition and he needs to cut fast!
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 17/09/2026
Life comes at you fast
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
THIS IS THE “DUH” ALERT SYSTEM. A LONG AND LOUD “DUH” IS ABOUT TO BE EMITTED.
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 17/09/2026
Sucks that this goes in the exact same "well he's not WRONG" part of my mind palace as the Unabomber manifesto
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 16/09/2026
👀
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 16/09/2026
Who will be the first brand to capitalize on the world's support for Palestine...
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 14/09/2026
gaywads, dorkwads terminate historic wad accord
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
TFW your entire country's path into the future gets fucking bodied by a 10-year-old named Riley Grunch
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 13/09/2026
The hackers who stole everyone's drivers license from the id verification place (IDScan) posted Jeffrey Epsteins as proof. My prediction: Charlie Kirk will increasingly be the guy who fills this semantic space
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 13/09/2026
Sometimes in my house I feel like King Kong bc im the biggest and all the creatures (humans, children, dogs) seem to respect me even though I can only manage very rudimentary communications with them
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 12/09/2026
Vince McMahon falling out of chair meme, 3 stages:

1) Kevin Hart ad
2) For sports gambling
3) That airs every single commercial break
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 11/09/2026
Air temp is 61.....hate to say it but it feels like 63
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
finally: a use case for AI
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 10/09/2026
Fuck him up Socrates
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Subscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio) @kleinman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
For the past two years I've been tracking every bill proposed in state legislatures across the country to figure out what Republican plans for the future are. The answer, based on these 1,182 bills, is that they want to repeal the 20th Century heartlandsignal.com/2026/09/09/b...
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Proof from the states: the right wing attempt to repeal the 20th century – Heartland Signal
Republicans are in Dallas this week making the case that the other side is the extreme one. We read the legislation they introduced in all 50 states and built a searchable record of what we found: 1,1...
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Fischer 🛠️🚇 @fischer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
breaking: XAI announces that they have used an unreleased grok model to solve a major open problem in the field of race science
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 07/09/2026
Saw a guy I thought was Jensen huang but he wasn't wearing a stupid leather jacket
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Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 06/09/2026
Oh they are cooking on previously unimaginable levels in Portland
Insta post

blackscratcher
SW Portland
@Black Scratcher
KIRKIVERSARY SPECIAL
year 1 A.K.
$50 neck tattoos for the exact placement of the kirkhole
blackscratcher alright yall here it is. one year After Kirk
CELEBRATION. customs flash whatever. as long as its this placement!!! examples
SOON SOON SOON
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 06/09/2026
It's turned on by default, but you can go into your TVs content settings and disable the "show me Ryan Reynolds all the time" option. Oh wait that's only in my friggin dreams
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 06/09/2026
Hans Moleman voice I thought it was good
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 05/09/2026
I'm listening to the Odd Lots episode about the state of the art in lasers and other directed energy weapons, with what they can do and what the constraints are, and yet again it is exactly as portrayed in Neon Genesis: Evangelion. Gang we been saying this.
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 04/09/2026
Took a gamble on some discounted honeycrisps...no one will be surprised to learn they sucked ass compared to the cosmic crisp
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 31/08/2026
Rip to the career of James damore aka "fired4truth"- despite your loser sexism and brainless resentment, you were simply too ugly to make it on the conservative grifter circuit. Perhaps in the next life you will be reincarnated as a gymnast from Tulane.
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 30/08/2026
When your kid asks you to take them somewhere.....you know that mf is 20 minutes away
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garin | comms open @garin.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
ABOUT TOOLS An ancient manuscript discovered too early. Enigma from the distant future, meant for the eyes and minds unbound by time. 28 pages describing unknown technologies in an unknown language. The interpretation is entirely up to you. Available for free at the link below!
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 29/08/2026
this mf better be pregnant if they're texting me this shit
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 29/08/2026
Steelhead....helluva fish
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 29/08/2026
I'm realizing it would be pretty easy to make glasses with terminator vision for my Costco grocery list. However it would only be for me and of course would be anxiety-inducing for everyone else, outside of the bit. The correct form factor would be a ghostbusters PKE meter
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 29/08/2026
This seems over engineered to me?
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 28/08/2026
I'm wearing pants that are too tight and riding a bike that's too small
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 28/08/2026
Just got the ultimate Greg rush of seeing a guy pushing his stalled car while I was out running and joined and left without breaking stride
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 28/08/2026
having sex with a beautiful lady robot when i mis-time one stroke and she starts rolling around on the ground doing the robot fencing response
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
found out today making swedish chef noises instead of throwing the ball gets her insanely pissed off
barking dog
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
(discover feeder listening to bitch - meredith brooks): i'm not any of these things. and there's a cheeto in the whitehouse
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 26/08/2026
been noticing pretty much every band i listen to has an album named Omens. seems like some kind of portent or secret message but its just a fact.
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 26/08/2026
The headache that makes you wrong about gundam
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