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@katewitko.bsky.social
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kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 11h
god it's embarrassing to be a fever fan
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kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 12h
if bare-armed your blonde woman be then lexie is on your tv if the blonde woman wears full length sleeves then cunningham can go fuck herself
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kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 14h
the first 2 cubs wildcard games being at 10pm eastern is biphobic
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kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 19h
don't forget the frozen shrimp
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kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 20h
we took over a service that was previously provided by a vendor and literally everyone is mad about it. not just us, the clients hate it too. some lady got shitty and hung up on me when i tried to explain why i was asking more questions than she's used to. bitch i don't like it either
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kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 22h
my persistent temperature notification from my weather app has changed to this icon this morning and i've tried everything to fix it but nothing has worked and it's driving me insane
some weird brush icon
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kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 23h
here's a non gif response: this person has got to be like 20 years old we've been replying with images since the dawn of time. people were sending ascii replies on dot matrix printers my girlie grow up
Increasingly concerned re: people offloading vital cognitive processes by using GIF replies. Expressing snark with words is a core part of being human, don't let some GIF picker widget a startup preloaded with clips of mid range TV shows take that from you!
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kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
kimi regrets to inform that we cannot get rid of the giant ugly old foam chaise like we'd planned
kimi sleeping on the orange chaise in my office
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kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
case keenum rushing td in tyool 2026
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kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"case keenum makes em pay" what a time to be alive
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kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i'm sorry no fuckin way
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Historical Marker Ahead @historicalmarker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Someone set afire a 3D-printed statue of President Benjamin Harrison at his home/museum in Indianapolis (see markers below). I can’t believe anyone feels so passionate about Harrison to set him on fire. But I also didn’t figure anyone would bother to 3-D print him www.wishtv.com/news/crime-w...
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Arson investigation underway after Benjamin Harrison statue destroyed by fire
INDIANAPOLIS — An arsonist destroyed a new piece of public art at the Benjamin Harrison Presidential Site early Sunday, less than two weeks after its installation. Fire consumed the life-size, 5-foot-...
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kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
lmaoooo oh my god
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kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
friend: I’m hoping the eagles lose so some of the dudes in the bar I’m at will be looking for a hatefuck lol

me: 🐻⬇️🟰🍆⬆️
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dog botherer @dogbotherer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
took way too long to make but had to get it out of my head lol
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kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
how many white uncles are so mad about the mariachi national anthem on MNF right now that they're going to have to go in the backyard
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kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
my aunt just sent me this, she's really upset about him. "who is he. where did he come from. why does he look like this."
tyson bagent. his neck too long. his head too small
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kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
susan you are a dumb bitch
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kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
waiting 11 days to report two endangered turtles stolen to the police is whatever i mean it's not like they ever find your stolen buick either www.wishtv.com/news/local-n...
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Indianapolis Zoo loses AZA accreditation status
INDIANAPOLIS — The Indianapolis Zoo has lost its accreditation from the Association of Zoos and Aquariums after its application for continued accreditation was not approved during the latest accredita...
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kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
kimi wow
kimi in her circular cat bed
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kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
gm kimi time to get to work
kimi looking up at the camera kimi up on her new cloud perch looking out the window kimi on her cloud perchkimi amongst her toys
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kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
sweet miga
miga laying in the sunlight in the window
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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We can learn from our queer elders 🫶🏻
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when my masc lesbian aunt died, women just kept coming, screaming, crying, and saying they were her wives. Eventually we just had to start telling them to join the others. They were all devastated to learn about each other. Except for one who came in, kissed her dead mouth and showed us all that they had matching tattoos. She actually won all the mourning wives over and they all agreed she was the wife. It was so weird.Did not expect more than a few people to see this but yes it really happened, yes it was insane

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They also ALL read love letters at the podium. It was painful and awkward but the final gift my aunt gave the familyfrom my mom

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How many crying wives were at
Aunt Chrissy's funeral
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I need a final count
I think 5 maybe 7 why

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And a couple girlfriends she was a popular and very liked lol
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kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
first week where i'm working 10-7 mondays and tuesdays and i have no idea what to do with myself for these extra two hours in the morning
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
just considered the concept of a diaper genie but for cat litter and by god they exist
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kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
sophie cunningham, in addition to being a bigoted turbo bitch, is bad at basketball
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kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
air fryer died 😢
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kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
WDE
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kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i do not typically like almonds but i am feasting on these bad boys
wasabi and soy sauce almonds
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kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
since we can't be up in my office with kimi all the time we have mr. ross keeping her company
view of my desk
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Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Top down shot of Miga laying on her side with a sunbeam perfectly haloing her entire head
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kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
jim cantore in a hurricane. no one does it better. you know he'd wreck that pussy
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kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
maybe if they get the choosin texas lady on SNL i will hear the song because i had also never heard of this KATSEYE girl group until now
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kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
c'mon boys let's pump those numbers UP
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kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🍌
kimi and the catnip banana kimi and the catnip banana kimi and the catnip banana
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kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
jailbirds
kimi in Cat Jail priya from beyond the bars boki has entered the chat
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kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
saw a guy on a unicycle eat shit crossing the street
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kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cat Jail deployed
Cat Jail Cat Jail Cat Jail Cat Jail
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kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
sometimes you just gotta eat an english muffin
it's got butter and blackberry jam on it
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kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
fell asleep sometime before 7pm and missed the entire IU game
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kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ed sheeran brought an iced coffee to the lesbian bar
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kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
good evening go hoosiers
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kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
green girl dinner
a mountain dew, edamame, seaweed salad, and pickled brussels sprouts
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kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
anyway righteous gemstones ain't on the list, automatically discredited list
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kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i'd like to argue about tv, shame there's nobody talking about tv today
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kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
some choices were made here
trash polka covid leg tattoo
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kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the white cis gay men on traitors keep referring to each other as dolls and like, that term is not for you?
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kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
kimi go back to sleep please
kimi up on the headboard
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Girl dinner
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