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@katewitko.bsky.social

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bluesky's #1 LA Queens fan #WPBL

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kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 11h

god it's embarrassing to be a fever fan

kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 12h

if bare-armed your blonde woman be then lexie is on your tv if the blonde woman wears full length sleeves then cunningham can go fuck herself

kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 14h

the first 2 cubs wildcard games being at 10pm eastern is biphobic

kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 19h

don't forget the frozen shrimp

kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 20h

we took over a service that was previously provided by a vendor and literally everyone is mad about it. not just us, the clients hate it too. some lady got shitty and hung up on me when i tried to explain why i was asking more questions than she's used to. bitch i don't like it either

kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 22h

my persistent temperature notification from my weather app has changed to this icon this morning and i've tried everything to fix it but nothing has worked and it's driving me insane

some weird brush icon

kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 23h

here's a non gif response: this person has got to be like 20 years old we've been replying with images since the dawn of time. people were sending ascii replies on dot matrix printers my girlie grow up

Increasingly concerned re: people offloading vital cognitive processes by using GIF replies. Expressing snark with words is a core part of being human, don't let some GIF picker widget a startup preloaded with clips of mid range TV shows take that from you!

kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

kimi regrets to inform that we cannot get rid of the giant ugly old foam chaise like we'd planned

kimi sleeping on the orange chaise in my office

kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

case keenum rushing td in tyool 2026

kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"case keenum makes em pay" what a time to be alive

kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i'm sorry no fuckin way

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Historical Marker Ahead @historicalmarker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Someone set afire a 3D-printed statue of President Benjamin Harrison at his home/museum in Indianapolis (see markers below). I can’t believe anyone feels so passionate about Harrison to set him on fire. But I also didn’t figure anyone would bother to 3-D print him www.wishtv.com/news/crime-w...

Arson investigation underway after Benjamin Harrison statue destroyed by fire

INDIANAPOLIS — An arsonist destroyed a new piece of public art at the Benjamin Harrison Presidential Site early Sunday, less than two weeks after its installation. Fire consumed the life-size, 5-foot-...

kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

lmaoooo oh my god

kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

friend: I’m hoping the eagles lose so some of the dudes in the bar I’m at will be looking for a hatefuck lol

me: 🐻⬇️🟰🍆⬆️

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dog botherer @dogbotherer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

took way too long to make but had to get it out of my head lol

kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

how many white uncles are so mad about the mariachi national anthem on MNF right now that they're going to have to go in the backyard

kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

my aunt just sent me this, she's really upset about him. "who is he. where did he come from. why does he look like this."

tyson bagent. his neck too long. his head too small

kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

susan you are a dumb bitch

kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

waiting 11 days to report two endangered turtles stolen to the police is whatever i mean it's not like they ever find your stolen buick either www.wishtv.com/news/local-n...

Indianapolis Zoo loses AZA accreditation status

INDIANAPOLIS — The Indianapolis Zoo has lost its accreditation from the Association of Zoos and Aquariums after its application for continued accreditation was not approved during the latest accredita...

kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

kimi wow

kimi in her circular cat bed

kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

gm kimi time to get to work

kimi looking up at the camera

kimi up on her new cloud perch looking out the window

kimi on her cloud perch

kimi amongst her toys

kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

sweet miga

miga laying in the sunlight in the window

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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

We can learn from our queer elders 🫶🏻

bisubites 4h
when my masc lesbian aunt died, women just kept coming, screaming, crying, and saying they were her wives. Eventually we just had to start telling them to join the others. They were all devastated to learn about each other. Except for one who came in, kissed her dead mouth and showed us all that they had matching tattoos. She actually won all the mourning wives over and they all agreed she was the wife. It was so weird.

Did not expect more than a few people to see this but yes it really happened, yes it was insane

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They also ALL read love letters at the podium. It was painful and awkward but the final gift my aunt gave the family

from my mom

23h
How many crying wives were at
Aunt Chrissy's funeral
23h
I need a final count
I think 5 maybe 7 why

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And a couple girlfriends she was a popular and very liked lol

kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

first week where i'm working 10-7 mondays and tuesdays and i have no idea what to do with myself for these extra two hours in the morning

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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.

kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

just considered the concept of a diaper genie but for cat litter and by god they exist

kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

sophie cunningham, in addition to being a bigoted turbo bitch, is bad at basketball

kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

air fryer died 😢

kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

WDE

kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

i do not typically like almonds but i am feasting on these bad boys

wasabi and soy sauce almonds

kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

since we can't be up in my office with kimi all the time we have mr. ross keeping her company

view of my desk

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Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Top down shot of Miga laying on her side with a sunbeam perfectly haloing her entire head

kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

jim cantore in a hurricane. no one does it better. you know he'd wreck that pussy

kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

maybe if they get the choosin texas lady on SNL i will hear the song because i had also never heard of this KATSEYE girl group until now

kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

c'mon boys let's pump those numbers UP

kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

🍌

kimi and the catnip banana

kimi and the catnip banana

kimi and the catnip banana

kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

jailbirds

kimi in Cat Jail

priya from beyond the bars

boki has entered the chat

kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

saw a guy on a unicycle eat shit crossing the street

kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Cat Jail deployed

Cat Jail

Cat Jail

Cat Jail

Cat Jail

kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

sometimes you just gotta eat an english muffin

it's got butter and blackberry jam on it

kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

fell asleep sometime before 7pm and missed the entire IU game

kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

ed sheeran brought an iced coffee to the lesbian bar

kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

good evening go hoosiers

kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

green girl dinner

a mountain dew, edamame, seaweed salad, and pickled brussels sprouts

kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

anyway righteous gemstones ain't on the list, automatically discredited list

kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i'd like to argue about tv, shame there's nobody talking about tv today

kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

some choices were made here

trash polka covid leg tattoo

kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

the white cis gay men on traitors keep referring to each other as dolls and like, that term is not for you?

kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

kimi go back to sleep please

kimi up on the headboard

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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Girl dinner