Reposted by DaisyRoxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 1hWhat you think of first when seeing the word mount is the real you. 53119
Reposted by Daisystrange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 3hYou deserve the same fierce protection you give to your loved ones. 03322
Reposted by Daisyflamby ✨🐝 @flamby666.bsky.social · 14hstarting a spice girls tribute band, i'm nutmeg 56716
Reposted by DaisyCorduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 4hIt's like a threesome but with just two people 193
Reposted by DaisyPaused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Does this fuckass app run on fucking dead batteries or something? 073
Reposted by DaisyMisery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 4hKindly giving you a gold star sticker for participating in reality 24121
Reposted by DaisyBetsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 06/10/2026so far the scariest part of sewing for fun again is that the needles are smaller now 33614
Reposted by DaisyIdle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 3hWell, you’ve inspired me to shower and join society. What an asshole. 23918
Reposted by DaisyShade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The wedding was cool and all but I think the bride was a little perturbed because I bested her in wardrobe changes. 05122
Reposted by Daisychris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 12hYou can call into Bluesky sick, you know. You're not getting paid anyway. 512739
Reposted by Daisylisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 10hI noticed you only viewed the invite to my goldfish’s celebration of life. 23112
Reposted by DaisyCosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 18ha rap battle between a mariachi band and a peruvian flute band is this anything it probably shouldn't be anything 127832
Reposted by Daisysweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 5h*on your ring camera at 3am* i had a dream about your dog 114054
Reposted by DaisyCanadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 2hIt’s not French toast unless you smoked a cigarette while making it. 1521150
Reposted by DaisyNes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 2hHey girl, are you a belt cuz you’re making my pants tight 0157
Reposted by DaisyDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 21hwhy wrestle with your demons when you can nestle with your demons 0185
Reposted by Daisy"Stumpus Unwell" @philipmarks87.bsky.social · 2hEver since I was a young boy, I dreamed of running away and finding a hollow tree to live in with my pet hawk. 161
Reposted by DaisyFiona Applebees 🍎🐝 @fionaapplebs.bsky.social · 3hImagine if social media didn’t exist and we were stuck with all these thoughts in our heads? 128431
Reposted by Daisylukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 2hNever ask a man his salary, a woman her age, or a bell for whom it tolls 1223040
Reposted by DaisyBreakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 18hYes I understand I sent you that spicy message last week. I was a different person then. I was ovulating. 4356
Reposted by DaisyLizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 18hI am indispensable, like soft-serve from a McDonald's ice cream machine 59031
Reposted by DaisyPaused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 3hLet me be the [rotten] apple of your eye. 099
Reposted by Daisy[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 18hI was in the bathroom when people started kung fu fighting and I’ll never forgive myself for making everyone live a lie 03610
Reposted by DaisyWondervamp Jenny @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 03/10/2026*bricks up my shitposts in the basement cause no one needs to see that* 22713
Reposted by DaisyWondervamp Jenny @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 3hHow I arrived on Bluesky? I escaped from your basement 0158
Reposted by DaisyMal a BOO 👻 @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 15hI like pretzels. The soft bread ones. The little bites. The stick ones. Being folded into one and railed all night. Lightly salted ones. Oh, the mini ones too! 1914026
Reposted by DaisyProfessor Freaksworth @proffreakzworth.bsky.social · 2hLogging in for you to shower me with praise and affection 192
Reposted by DaisyTim 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · 7hEverybody's got a neighbor who wants to talk while you're clearly carrying twelve bags of groceries. 0197
Reposted by DaisyIdle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 5hThe darkness under the blankets is much warmer than the darkness out there. 0123
Reposted by DaisyJane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 3hWatch your step, I lost my marbles. 18548
Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 3hGood point! It was just a sweet little post about a jack in the box 😇 020
Reposted by Daisystrange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 11h"There's a huge difference between knowing the path, and walking it." 13416
