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Professor Freaksworth

@proffreakzworth.bsky.social
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Serial liker. Views are carefully manufactured to make you like me. 44 All you fitting in this box is like seriously freaked up!

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Professor Freaksworth @proffreakzworth.bsky.social · 3h
The Old Man and the Shitpost
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Professor Freaksworth @proffreakzworth.bsky.social · 4h
A good bit is to declare how you are unfollowing people while not exactly unfollowing anyone
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Professor Freaksworth @proffreakzworth.bsky.social · 5h
Few activities as relaxing as going through your follower list and prune the inactives, broken moots and just generally unpleasantness from my following feed
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Professor Freaksworth @proffreakzworth.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Me reposting myself: “hey remember when I posted something funny? Wasn’t that awesome?”
Chris Farley of the Chris Farley show
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 8h
A sports nation’s horrified eyes turn to the American League Central
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kerry ✨ @kschwenky.bsky.social · 11h
This spoopy lil guy @rabidya.art drew for meeee 🖤
Illustration: a beige faced black bean-shaped little guy with big round eyes, wide black wings and beige horns on his head, flying in a beige colored sky. There’s a crescent moon and a few stars around it.
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Professor Freaksworth @proffreakzworth.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
When she likes the other reply guys skeet instead of yours
A Simpsons character grabbing the side of his head in sheer panic. He is screaming and standing up
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Professor Freaksworth @proffreakzworth.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The last Habsburg King of Spain, Charles II, quoting the original post
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
early reviews are in
youtube comment: Are you suggesting Bo Jackson is responsible for the Iraq war
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Professor Freaksworth @proffreakzworth.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Logging in for you to shower me with praise and affection
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Professor Freaksworth @proffreakzworth.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Another successful huge tracts of land tuesday
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Professor Freaksworth @proffreakzworth.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Sorry for liking that months old photo. In my defense I am very high and you are very hot.
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taddy mason @nogoblins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Let the School of the Americas play in the NCAA
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SwampLizard @swamplizard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Reply guy? No. I consider myself a reply friend
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Professor Freaksworth @proffreakzworth.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m incredibly thrilled about your biome
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Professor Freaksworth @proffreakzworth.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Riffing on your post is the sincerest form of flattery
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Professor Freaksworth @proffreakzworth.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I heart some of you but I heart all of your posts regardless
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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 06/10/2026
Seeing the Brewers and Rays being described as "teams who play the game the right way instead of just listening to computers" is further proof that analytics just means "things I don't like" and that people have somehow gotten dumber about this stuff over the last decade
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ⵣ @bintjeanette.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
BDSM (bread dipped in soup mm)
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Professor Freaksworth @proffreakzworth.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So it was pretty embarrassing when I misread what you wanted for your dad’s retirement celebration but I think he was into my ho mage video
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👻🫧BOOP🫧👻 @frozenbodyparts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think I just felt my tapeworm kick
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Professor Freaksworth @proffreakzworth.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Give ‘em the ole lunch punch
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jack @jackalltogether.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
in Boston we would understand this as The Matsuzaka Experience. when I die I’ll have to spend a thousand years in the first five innings of a Daisuke-Steve Traschel game before I can enter heaven
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Gypsiboo 👻 @gypsican.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Shitposters will churn out brainrot crap but every now and then stumble across a beautifully profound realization that makes me stop and think for a moment.
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Random Trek @randomtrek.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Star Trek: Voyager (1995) Season 2, Episode 7: Parturition Aired: 10/9/1995, UPN 00:10:06.399
Caption: ( chuckling nervously )

Star Trek: Voyager (1995)
Season 2, Episode 7: Parturition
00:10:06.399

Aired: 10/9/1995, UPN
Studio: Paramount Network Television
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Professor Freaksworth @proffreakzworth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It is about the Julies we lost along the way
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cult “spooky” papa @cult-papa.com · 04/10/2026
logging on
a news anchor reporting on a story titled “sex club closed”
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Professor Freaksworth @proffreakzworth.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Et tu, mutual? Disabling quote reposts to deny me the easy dopamine hit of the image quoting your post.
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Professor Freaksworth @proffreakzworth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Subskeets are very unnecessary. They can only do harm.
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🎃 Paul 🎃 @pauldepaola.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Toss up between the Canadian Fugitive and the Car that won't start youtu.be/cxY0-Qr_l78?...
youtu.be
Kids In The Hall - The Chase
YouTube video by grinc333
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Professor Freaksworth @proffreakzworth.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I, worries
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Professor Freaksworth @proffreakzworth.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Mississippian mound builder cultures be like:
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Professor Freaksworth @proffreakzworth.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I appreciate how dedicated Julie is to following my account. A few of you could learn something from them.
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Toronto Man @fucklandlords.com · 03/10/2026
If no one has my back I know Julie has my back
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orinoco boo @nocontroller.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
All my homies have ultra high class titties
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The sad and happy man riding a train meme but both sides changed to the sad man. On the left the there is text above him that reads "Having a job" and on the right text that reads "Not having a job"
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Cheru @cheru.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Got a silly comic idea while eating boiled peanuts
Two panel comic: 1st, I am sitting at a desk, someone out of sight asks what qualifies me to be a super hero, I answer saying that I can’t wiggle a boiled peanut out of its shell with my front teeth
2nd: Squirrel Girl sitting on the other side of the desk is leaning in and saying …go on
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Professor Freaksworth @proffreakzworth.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Now, I finally have time to do what I’ve always wanted: write the great American novel. Mine is about a futuristic amusement park where dinosaurs are brought to life through advanced cloning techniques. I call it Billy and the Cloneasaurus!
Walter Skinner in a bathtub on the phone with Mulder and Scully, who are also each in a bathtub for the call
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FKFTSH @fkftsh.myatproto.social · 01/10/2026
there has never been a better time to post this again
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Professor Freaksworth @proffreakzworth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This time, will be the time your account isn’t deleted Julie
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Still from the television show The Simpsons showing Jasper with his hand up and and angry look on his face 
Text reads
"Slow down. Bluesky's for regular posting

Not for fancy posting"
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Professor Freaksworth @proffreakzworth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Nice to get validation for my decision to not stay up for the last playoff game of last night
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Adam Gurri @adamgurri.liberalcurrents.com · 30/09/2026
Every time my kids ask me to explain some dated thing in Calvin and Hobbes
Link playing ocarina 
“Warp to the graveyard?
-> Ok
No”
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 29/09/2026
exasperated dad and bored teenage son visit chicago
case keenum, caleb williams, the bean
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 28/09/2026
nathan feilder asks theranos "you're a real PNG right" and she says "Why would I deceive you" and she's on a transparent background but this a JPG, so obviously she's lying
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Spooky Sara (Endless Halloween🔪🩸🪦) @pashion.bsky.social · 06/03/2024
Willem Dafoe holding oranges one orange is good and says  "The rewards of being loved" the other is rotting and green and says "The mortifying ordeal of shooting your shot"
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Professor Freaksworth @proffreakzworth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Advicing you some advise
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 27/09/2026
describing menards to my husband: home depot + target. everything a divorced man needs to survive can be acquired within.
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Lake Huron! Live! @lake-huron.live · 27/09/2026
Current* conditions near Mackinaw City, MI:
View looking north from the Riviera Motel looking at the Lake Huron side of the Mackinac Bridge. // Image captured at (local time): 2026-09-27 04:42:13 EDT (about 1 min. prior to this post) // Image sourced from: youtube.com/@RivieraMotelMackinawCity // Current Temp in Mackinaw City: 43 F | 6 C // Precip: clear sky // Wind: NE at 3 mph | 4 kph // Humidity: 92%
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