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ghost crab dave

@crabbydaddy.bsky.social

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crabbydacrab from twitter architect & crab lover mildly amusing musings when high we have one race: human. be kind. 🏳️‍🌈

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ghost crab dave @crabbydaddy.bsky.social · 3h

i finally muted and put on closed captioning

ghost crab dave @crabbydaddy.bsky.social · 3h

there’s not enough night between now and wake time

ghost crab dave @crabbydaddy.bsky.social · 4h

snf should come with a mute collinsworth option

ghost crab dave @crabbydaddy.bsky.social · 14h

sitting on the late bus back to the festival parking, the bus driver gets a call, says: “gotta get this, be right back” and leaves me to my friends in front of me: “he looked kind of upset. if he comes back crying because his gf just dumped him, im waiting for the next bus”

ghost crab dave @crabbydaddy.bsky.social · 14h

an appealing bunch

a bunch of overripe bananas

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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

We'll always be friends because your mental health issues are even worse than mine.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I think I’m going to become Amish.

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 20h

I keep my novels on the shelf with my creepy dolls so they have something to read at night

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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 16h

Don’t invite me to your kid’s birthday party if you don’t want me to crane kick the piñata.

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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 15h

Some people go to church on Sunday morning, some people post about their butthole.

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Living Dead Girl @jillblacksheep.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Not all who wander are lost, but they are in my fucking way

ghost crab dave @crabbydaddy.bsky.social · 14h

#sneezy from chicago at a suprise pop-up

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I always figured there would be an epidemic in my lifetime, I just didn’t know it would be stupidity

ghost crab dave @crabbydaddy.bsky.social · 14h

asking a guy what time the next band starts: “idk man, what is time anyway? wanna hit?”

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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 15h

A haunted house where you keep running into people explaining the rules of board games to you

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 15h

Not sure how I could have been rebuffed when I never got buffed in the first place

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🖌 Myandra sez: 🖍 Impeach the MF'er soon. We're waiting. @myandra.bsky.social · 16h

I'm not talking about moving in And I don't want to change your life But I will RT your ass off.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 15h

I finally arrived at that age where people tell me I look great . . . for my age.

ghost crab dave @crabbydaddy.bsky.social · 15h

another brick in the wall #kitchendwellers

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Phil @distillation.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Cheese is the glue that binds us

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𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔶 𝔅𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔱 @shadowham.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

witches assemble. tis the hour of the pancake

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

It wasn't me, is something I say way too often.

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The reason your voodoo doll is in pain is because I hit myself

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Brie @brielikethechhes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Pumpkin spice hygienic wipes with aloe

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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

carefully curating my timeline to only show me the dumbest shit you've ever seen in your life

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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

You fuckin people and your pumpkin spice skeets. Now I gotta put my Uggs on, and make a Starbucks run

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Kellaweena @kellalena.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Sometimes I forget that people can see me walk away mid-conversation.

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Just spitballin’ here, but what the actual fuck.

ghost crab dave @crabbydaddy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

bombargo from saskatoon, #saskatchewan

ghost crab dave @crabbydaddy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

all my jackets are the crooked kind

ghost crab dave @crabbydaddy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

my friend when I asked her how much her light-up dress was: i don’t deal with dollars i deal with vibes

ghost crab dave @crabbydaddy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

going to a three day music festival starting today so i’ll definitely be high as a warning, posts will be more questionable than normal

sign for ramble festival lit up in the dark

trees and lights at the outdoor stage with audience chairs and a person dancing with swirling colored lights

a colorful entry into another dimension

bubbles and band with concert lighting in a transformed barn

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ceej @ceej.online · 09/10/2026

I hope you all had fun getting mad on here today

ghost crab dave @crabbydaddy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

there’s a lot of food in my pantry past the best by date i think of it as apocalypse prepping

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Michele @funnymichele.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

🏌‍♀️⛳️😁🤭

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Michele @funnymichele.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

For #scape Friday, here's a shot of the Tower Bridge from the Thames 😊 #ECK #photography

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Michele @funnymichele.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Yellow and red flowers for sale at my local market 😍💛♥️ #ECK #bloomscrolling #photography #flowers

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Stuck in the half life of barely understanding replies and not understanding a word.

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Lord Rat Squirt @lordratsquirt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Thanks to social media, I finally achieved my lifelong dream of becoming a weirdo.

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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Getting everything on my to do list done this weekend so I can have fun as a ghost

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Misery 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I need a clone of me, but one that actually gets things done

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Me: I'm gonna listen to some music on my desktop while I work Spotify App:

Jason Bateman saying 'the fuck you are'

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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Johann Sebastian spent hours composing music at his clavichord, sometimes resulting in bach pain.

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Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

The sky is a neighborhood.

A sunset over trees

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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 09/10/2026

one thing i appreciate about ireland is there are no guard rails. if you want to walk off a cliff into the atlantic that is your own damned business.

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Misery 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Born to be soft and sweet, mishandled into becoming a rabid raccoon.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

they should invent a waking up that actually feels good

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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 09/10/2026

"why am I so thirsty," she thought, dehydratedly

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

me: look i know it seems like you were just here but i'm gonna need you to stop dragging your feet and come back already the weekend:

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Misery 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Why isn’t a boner called a dickstand?