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SPOOPY SaintBuickMakane 🇧🇲

@buickmakane71.bsky.social
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Fled the US/ICE on Jan 20, 2025 British Citizen CSA trafficking survivor I love cheese I used to be funny Autistic Stoner I'm an ASSHOLE

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SPOOPY SaintBuickMakane 🇧🇲 @buickmakane71.bsky.social · 5h
Doesn't matter who he hated, the phrase origin is what it is, I didn't pick it, argue with WW2. I didn't start that either.
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SPOOPY SaintBuickMakane 🇧🇲 @buickmakane71.bsky.social · 17h
It's one am n nobody is going to want to bake the bread if we don't all get to bed. Hop to it. Brush those teeth n take those meds. Nanights
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SPOOPY SaintBuickMakane 🇧🇲 @buickmakane71.bsky.social · 17h
Yup had a ton of laughs.
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Kim @kmbrly.bsky.social · 17h
I think it’s great the mental health facility republicans lied about Talarico being a patient of came out and stated it was not true but they should have gone a step further and offered to treat the GOP.
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SPOOPY SaintBuickMakane 🇧🇲 @buickmakane71.bsky.social · 17h
No no... I'm the lucky one.
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SPOOPY SaintBuickMakane 🇧🇲 @buickmakane71.bsky.social · 17h
Tweedle dum and Todd was Abselom the caterpillar.
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SPOOPY SaintBuickMakane 🇧🇲 @buickmakane71.bsky.social · 17h
It was so fun, had a lot of Marie Antoinette, a few Napoleon, many witches, a few Egyptians, some 1920s flappers, 3 guys came in military gear(off duty local RNavy) 16 cats, and a Queen Elizabeth the first. Only 1 The Doctor (Who). Todd n grandparents dropped in early and were Tweedle dee and
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SPOOPY SaintBuickMakane 🇧🇲 @buickmakane71.bsky.social · 17h
His Mum is such a gem, she runs my night club like a military base. And yeah I enjoy 8 so darn much. He is such a bright and funny child. So curious n loves to learn n do science n food experiments. Asked me to be his god grandma, he's being baptized in December. I said Yes absolutely.
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SPOOPY SaintBuickMakane 🇧🇲 @buickmakane71.bsky.social · 17h
It did! We did squid ink pasta blackened shrimp scampi and blackened flounder, with dark purple baked potatoes, and greek salads with dyed feta, steaks for those who don't eat fish, and a black anise licorice flan. All the dye was squid ink, so the black pumpernickel had deep purple/black butter.
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SPOOPY SaintBuickMakane 🇧🇲 @buickmakane71.bsky.social · 17h
I have 22 seasons on DVD. Bc I can't watch current TV without getting angry. So I bought all my fave adult animations and fave mystery series. Now I stay in a great mood.
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SPOOPY SaintBuickMakane 🇧🇲 @buickmakane71.bsky.social · 17h
Definitely with some taco hell wrappers
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SPOOPY SaintBuickMakane 🇧🇲 @buickmakane71.bsky.social · 17h
Rolled over n got stabbed in the ass cheek by a matchbox car
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SPOOPY SaintBuickMakane 🇧🇲 @buickmakane71.bsky.social · 17h
Maybe some dirty paper towels
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SPOOPY SaintBuickMakane 🇧🇲 @buickmakane71.bsky.social · 17h
How's your weekend been?
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SPOOPY SaintBuickMakane 🇧🇲 @buickmakane71.bsky.social · 17h
Yup 8 spent the night last night, we made popcorn balls and caramel apples. Had a great time. When I'm not traveling he's gonna be spending 2 nights a week. Give Mum some self care time. Plus one of his besties lives very close n they can do sleepovers. So I get grandchild time. So chuffed.
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SPOOPY SaintBuickMakane 🇧🇲 @buickmakane71.bsky.social · 18h
If customs didn't eat the entire thing.
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SPOOPY SaintBuickMakane 🇧🇲 @buickmakane71.bsky.social · 18h
Laying on the couch n my service dog jumped up n flopped on top of me. Not bc I'm having medical issues, but bc I have cheese.
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SPOOPY SaintBuickMakane 🇧🇲 @buickmakane71.bsky.social · 18h
Yup
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SPOOPY SaintBuickMakane 🇧🇲 @buickmakane71.bsky.social · 18h
Probably, gonna be a bitch to mail.
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SPOOPY SaintBuickMakane 🇧🇲 @buickmakane71.bsky.social · 18h
static.klipy.com
Happy Birthday Cake
ALT: Happy Birthday Cake
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SPOOPY SaintBuickMakane 🇧🇲 @buickmakane71.bsky.social · 18h
Oh I love that one!!
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AJ Gonzalez @ajgonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Smoltz should be the Yiddish word that means, "makes everything worse just by being there."

"He really Smoltz'd the party by showing up."
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SPOOPY SaintBuickMakane 🇧🇲 @buickmakane71.bsky.social · 19h
I like chest rubs
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SPOOPY SaintBuickMakane 🇧🇲 @buickmakane71.bsky.social · 19h
Happy Burpday
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Let the Right One Ian @ianfortey.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Hell yeah. There's a reason I wrote the book WereCage (you know, about a guy who gets bit by Nic Cage and the becomes Nic Cage).
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Big Jesus Trashcan @bigjesustrashcan.bsky.social · 19h
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SPOOPY SaintBuickMakane 🇧🇲 @buickmakane71.bsky.social · 19h
The fucked up thing is... There's no americans who love their fellow humans or home country enough to put their lives on the line like Freddie and Truus n their friends did. They didn't talk about it, they just did it. They knew they would probably die, but thought it was worth it.
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 19h
I don’t think anyone would really mind if NyQuil glowed in the dark
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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
do you guys wake up with random music already playing in your brain too?
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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.club · 19h
We'd like to apologize for announcing this weeks showing of Stephen King's Carrie as a period film.
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SPOOPY SaintBuickMakane 🇧🇲 @buickmakane71.bsky.social · 19h
Trying to figure out if everyone is trolling me by telling me I need to watch that show with the forgettable dude that did that movie. Something about oily greasy cooking in a pub or a deli. I dunno, I think ppl are trolling me.
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Healthcare-Global @healthcare-global.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
www.thehealthy.com/news/supplem...
thehealthy.com
Supplement Powder Recall: FDA Warns of Potential ‘Cardiovascular Problems’
The FDA also designated this product recall at the highest risk level: a Class I.
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TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
gratuitous picture of cats intended to pique your interest in helping me get through the upcoming week
a small orange kat casually laying on a large black cat

the large black cat's expression suggests he is seeking assistance from the photographer
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MiloPoint @milopoint.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A nice old lady asked me to pray for unborn children, so I nodded and silently warned them to stay where they are.
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Healthcare-Global @healthcare-global.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
www.thesun.ie/news/1774899...
thesun.ie
'Do not eat' warning as smoked salmon sold in SuperValu urgently recalled
SMOKED salmon products that were sold in SuperValu have urgently been recalled by food safety bosses. The Food Safety Authority of Ireland warned shoppers that specific batches have been recalled d…
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I don't know what everyone's complaining about. Just go to settings > features > worms, then change the "worms pouring out of my phone" toggle from "yes" to "maybe later"
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Let the Right One Ian @ianfortey.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Just watched a guy try a walmart frozen butter chicken pizza and explain he's never had Indian food before so he was eager to try it. The way I sighed.... dude.
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Healthcare-Global @healthcare-global.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
thenightly.com.au/lifestyle/fo...
thenightly.com.au
Popular instant noodles urgently pulled from shop shelves
Consumers are being urged to not eat the product.
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Healthcare-Global @healthcare-global.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
nomsmagazine.com/pc-gingersna...
nomsmagazine.com
President's Choice Cookies Recalled Over Metal Wires
President's Choice English-Style Gingersnap Cookies are recalled across Canada over metal wire.
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Healthcare-Global @healthcare-global.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
www.contagionlive.com/view/active-... Recalls have expanded to 4 countries
contagionlive.com
Active Outbreaks Tied to Sprouts, Cheese and Turtles | Contagion Live
CDC is continuing its investigation into 4 multistate Salmonella and E coli outbreaks, led by a 76-case alfalfa sprout cluster across 16 states and a recalled raw milk cheese.
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Surly Amy @surlyamy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Integrating a new dog into the pack AND still working on my ritual chalice project.
A handbuilt stoneware chalice with a raven design.
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Shitposts In Tiaras @shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Bluesky unveils new link in eulogy feature 🏆👑 Congratulations @lizzlepants.bsky.social from @maidofbeans.bsky.social
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Super Nintendo Chalmers @snchalmers.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Pope Bob is playing hurt, that explains the last 72 hours in Chicago sports www.eonline.com/news/1436972...
eonline.com
Pope Leo XIV Shares He Will Undergo Surgery to Remove Nodule in His Lung
Pope Leo XIV shared he will undergo surgery in the coming days to remove a nodule found in his lung: “I thank you for your spiritual closeness and entrust myself to your prayers.”
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⚰️👻 L.T. Sarcoph-Vargus, disgraced author 👻⚰️ @ltvargus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
live fast* die young** *drink 3 probiotic sodas in a row **spend the next 12 hours convinced you will die of farts
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Anita @anita1956.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Today was St. Francis Day and the blessing of the animals. I made a snack table for the pets that came and the morning was chaotic and delightful.
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Anita @anita1956.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just finished this cookie tin craft catch all for one of the best of us on this app and in the world at large. I know I should probably mail it and let it be a surprise for her but I’m too excited so here’s the reveal…for the General of the #StayReadyCrew and all around awesome human being.
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SPOOPY SaintBuickMakane 🇧🇲 @buickmakane71.bsky.social · 23h
Brilliant. You are the absolute best.
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SPOOPY SaintBuickMakane 🇧🇲 @buickmakane71.bsky.social · 23h
Hey Spoopy buddy, how ya doing? Can I have a bowl of soup with my cornbread at the bottom?
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SPOOPY SaintBuickMakane 🇧🇲 @buickmakane71.bsky.social · 23h
I bet I could get it delivered to Bermuda.
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SPOOPY SaintBuickMakane 🇧🇲 @buickmakane71.bsky.social · 23h
That guy gonna live to 105
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