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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Make breakfast cheeseburgers great again.

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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I can read minds if the minds wrote down what they were thinking.

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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

"Welcome to my nightmare." but it's just the curtains section of Ikea.

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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Don't adopt problems you can't take care of.

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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, what are you just replaying the level on Easy mode? Go try a more difficult challenge you n00b.

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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

"We'll be saying a big hello to all intelligent lifeforms everywhere and to everyone else out there, the secret is to bang the rocks together, guys." -Douglas Adams

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Sophie the Bearable @sophiethebear.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Bwahahahaha, by filing for divorce, Noem basically just admitted she was f-ing Lewandowski

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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I don't just respect your beliefs, I'll happily exploit them.

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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Well I hope i'm wrong but it will be super fun when I'm not.

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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I asked the salesperson for an outfit that would make me look taller and she handed me a giraffe onesie.

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Sophie the Bearable @sophiethebear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Thank you! And also, when you call new outrages to my attention, I am perfectly willing to join you in your outrage.

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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If you're not outraged by the same things I'm outraged by that's understandable because I'm merely one person constrained by my finite knowledge and extremely limited lived experience.

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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I'm no longer referencing the past specifically. I'm just stating enigmatically, "In the days before platters fell out of favor."

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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

baseball caps are just bunny ears for insecure white guys.

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Grog @grogofgrog.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I like Squirmy, the sand eel

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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Probably my favorite character in Dune is the main character, Dune.

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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I'm sorry I'd love to help but my cat has swimming lessons.

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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

"How can Blade Runner be based on Dick's novel when it ignores Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep's key themes on the scarcity of life and subsequent indignation at mankind's attempts to replicate it no matter how artful?" Pharmacist:"I meant questions about your prescription" "I'm getting to that"

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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I'm just saying, I'm insufferable but I've been putting up with myself just fine.

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ElbowDeepInAHorse @elbowdeepinahorse.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Cleanest thoughts I've had all day. Sauce: TheBatFang

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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

If your spouse complains that you like weird things, gently remind them that you like them.

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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Oh, I'm just dressed better than you because I didn't want to look too matchy-match.

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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I don't hate conservatives but I don't agree with their proposal to solve the energy crisis by resuming burning witches.

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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

There is a lot of ignorance out there. I made sure.

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Grog @grogofgrog.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Archeologists in 4500 AD: why do the cave murals have all the people with 6 fingers?

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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

It used to take a village but we have AI for that now.

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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

frantic kazoo music plays over a montage of increasingly slapstick scenes that ultimately lead to our hapless protagonist accidentally buying a Cybertruck.

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eben (躺平; Tang-Ping era) @automax.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

(guy noticing the only thing anyone is buying at his garage sale are his records) what if…

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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Inventor of the thrift store: "What if we had a garage sale permanently?"

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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I don't have a celebrity crush I have no interest in being crushed by a celebrity.

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Grog @grogofgrog.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Stop asking to borrow my lamer Van Halen albums

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

DOES IT PLEASE THE COURT? NO KEVIN, THE COURT IS NOT PLEASED. THE COURT IS DISAPPOINTED AND WISHES YOU COULD BE MORE LIKE YOUR COUSIN, THE ENGINEER.

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Grog @grogofgrog.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

SBS: this is the greatest hike, few from our neighborhood will do this trail ever! Mujahideen: hurry my friends, we must be off this trail by nightfall to avoid the taliban patrols SBS wife: (glare of death) SBS: some of your heroin bricks are getting loose on your pack.

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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Communication is important in a healthy marriage. Take the time to tell your spouse that they don't like fun things.

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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Through a set of true yet difficult to believe circumstances I have come into possession of a pair of gold plated novelty ribbon cutting shears and a roll of red satin ribbon. What's important is that everywhere I walk into is about to get way more exciting.

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Grog @grogofgrog.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Just buy 3 boxes of coconut snaps and tell them you support their militia like a normie.

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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

When I see kids selling things in front of grocery stores, I say "No thanks, I don't support the views of your parent organization." I don't know what those views are, but I think it's important to prepare kids for a lifetime of rejection for arbitrary things outside their control.

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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Look, I'm not asking you to solve all my problems. I'm asking you to cause similar problems for everyone else.

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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I'm sorry, my family celebrates Eastern Orthodox 9-11.

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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I didn't think this through, I hope that won't be a problem.

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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

You can wear white after Labor day if it's a bunny suit or straitjacket.

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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Your welcome to drop by our house if you're comfortable with cats, the 2019 musical playing in every room of the house on repeat 24 hours a day.

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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Politics is easy! Remember: 'Unregulated' means a special interest group is losing money to it, while 'poorly regulated' means they don't have their desired monopoly yet.

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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Imagine believing only the political party you disagree with is the tyrannical one.

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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

HR just came into my performance review with a veterinarian to have me put to sleep. Is that good?

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