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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Broke up with my medieval bf because he keeps trying to make hey nonny nonny happen on TikTok

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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

fartled (when a fart scares you)

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Lyddie @punnylyddie.bsky.social · 14h

Algorithm be algorithming

Skeet by James @james.tarnation.lol that says "Having a vasectomy would fix me", followed by a Skeet by Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social that says "the feminine urge to castrate men"

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Lyddie @punnylyddie.bsky.social · 17h

Divided by language United by our hatred for Liberty Biberty

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the infamous chef @chefelicious.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I like the Halloween season.. The cobwebs in my apartment are considered 'festive' not negligence and laziness

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Lyddie @punnylyddie.bsky.social · 21h

It's called driving cattle, maybe you've herd of it

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Lyddie @punnylyddie.bsky.social · 22h

Lunch breaks really should involve more napping

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Lyddie @punnylyddie.bsky.social · 22h

They asked me what I was going to be when I grew up. Lactose Intolerant, I replied.

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Lyddie @punnylyddie.bsky.social · 22h

I tried shaving my pits with a pendulum. It was cumbersome and ineffective. Zero stars.

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 22h

Murdering a tree so that ghost dogs have sticks they can actually pick up

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Lyddie @punnylyddie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Bedtime does not necessarily mean Sleeptime.

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Lyddie @punnylyddie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

If you've got chills and they're multiplying, you could probably go ahead and fire your accountant

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Lyddie @punnylyddie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I had a box of jujubes candy once and they were like chewing on pencil erasers. I chewed on that box of erasers for months because I didn't want them to go to waste.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

my friend kelly randomly said “what if penises unfurled like a butterfly’s tongue” to which i replied “it’s actually called a proboscis” and then she just stared at me

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Lyddie @punnylyddie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Fart Balls are just really small poops

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Lyddie @punnylyddie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Reason I cried today: Georgie Jones recited a poem about her love for all women

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Lyddie @punnylyddie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Woke up with the sudden urge to cover an entire room in rhinestones.

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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Today is the day my eyebrow mites migrate to the other eyebrow. The Great Mitegration

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fauxnewdalt @fauxnewdalt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

i pumped up the volume please dance

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murphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I am Jane Doe. My sister is Jane Doe. My mother is Jane Doe.

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Blair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

[looking in the mirror] ugh i look more like age against the machine

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

the whole point is to share them. they should be called wemes

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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Oh no I can’t grant you wishes, these are just my Hammer pants

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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 26/09/2026

i cut in front of everyone to ask what kind of skates i should get and got told “get in line”

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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

vampires usually hang out at the batting cages

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Lyddie @punnylyddie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I want to be a really good shitposter when I grow up

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Lyddie @punnylyddie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

What's something that feels good but also sometimes feels really bad? I'll go first: Pooping

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I, for one, am looking forward to a pillowcase full of rocks this Halloween

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Lyddie @punnylyddie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

If you see this, skeet a vampire that isn't Dracula.

Still from The Bloodhound Gang music video for Altogether Ooky. A vampire in a purple track suit is singing. To his left is a blonde lady dressed as a sexy nurse. To his right, an IV bag of blood. Two other men are dressed in white behind him slightly out of focus. The walls are institution green.

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Dominic Caruso @dominiccaruso1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Embarking upon a DIY home plumbing project with the express intention of imprisoning myself in a mad forest of hissing, crisscrossing pipes, like my father & grandfather before me.

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Lyddie @punnylyddie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Sometimes I forget apostrophes

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Lyddie @punnylyddie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

In seven days time I will be embarking on a grand adventure and I haven't even started packing yet

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Gorilla Glue just sounds like a name they came up with to calm down the horses.

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Lyddie @punnylyddie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Sometimes life sends you little signs to tell you to slow down. This morning it was in the form of a flat tire.

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Lyddie @punnylyddie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

That old video of the wedding singer choking on a microphone? Not real. I'm going to put down that specific trauma that I've been lugging around for, oof, so many years

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mackolantern @mackagain.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

once again taco bell is missing out on a spooky season gold mine "The Chalupracaba"

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If you don't have a bluesky nemesis that doesn't even know that they're your bluesky nemesis, I hope you at least have friends in real life to keep you company.

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Lyddie @punnylyddie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My cat farted next to my head twice and I still love him

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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

it's safe to be insane on bluesky

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Lyddie @punnylyddie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I may be late to the party on this one, but were they trying to make Rotta the Hutt sexy?

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Think I may be transitioning out of my party rockers phase.

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Bram Stoker’s K 🧛🏻‍♂️ @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I’m glad to see that actors in modern movies are no longer required to have perfect teeth. It makes them more believable as Americans who can’t afford dental care

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 28/09/2026

gregging has got to be a slang term for something right? I mean no one gets away with a name like that for long

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