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The Onion @theonion.com · 15/04/2026
Poor Sleep Linked To Gong theonion.com/poor-sleep-linked-to-g…
Poor Sleep Linked To Gong
Instrument’s Loud, Resonant Crash Can Be Disruptive
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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
i have a false tooth filled with a placebo in case i'm ever captured and need to be a control subject
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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 11/08/2023
me: I dance to the beat of my own drum librarian: stop it
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
EGGGGGGGGGG
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it's Halloween name charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 05/04/2026
what do we want? OBJECT PERMANENCE when do we want it? WHEN DO WE WANT WHAT
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
who called it pasta water and not spaghettea
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
everyone loved the tech industry's free music and friendship machines of 20-30 years ago. it's unclear what could be causing people to feel the opposite about the industry's new racism and insanity machine
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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
the giraffe kissing race is really neck and neck
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Roses are grey, And violets are grey, Hello, this is dog, Please have a good day
Cheerful looking dog with a telephone held to his ear, like he's having a lovely doggy phonecall
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 05/02/2026
I blurred my ankle hiking in the void last year, sometimes it's still a little out of focus
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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Mr Sandman Bring me no figs I have no room In my small student digs
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
A woman wears huge sunglasses and a lace glove. Text: My doctor looks like this.
Want to know how? I started an account on MyFabulousMD.
My captivating GP buoys my incredible lifestyle.
(my stunning medical doctor eliminates insults to the body)
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Jake Grumbach @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
It’s ironic that they’re like “if we do ethnic cleansing we’ll have a high trust neighborly society” and then Minneapolis is literally doing high trust neighborly society and they’re like nooooo
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
that’s one long mermaid
Shot of the ocean it’s a head and shoulders above the water in the foreground and the fin of a diving whale in the distance.
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
♫Shout Shout I’m short and stout This is my handle and this is my spout Pour on I’m tipping for you Pour on ♪
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 31/12/2025
oh happy new year’s eve?? name 5 other eves right now
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
nice try your honor, but I too brought a gavel
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Toby 🇵🇸 @tobestewart.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Dentist: [*vomiting*] Gift-horse: “I fucking warned you, man”
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the thadadook @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
The 5th Element is a Christmas movie
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Keith Taylor @mrkeithtaylor.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
It's actually called a Laser Susan, and traditionally it was the most terrifying part of the dining experience. They had to change it because of woke.
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
I will never shop the look. I am the look.
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Villein 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
10 shameful struggle meals to destroy your beloved rice cooker
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John Attridge @johnattridge.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Strong men create good times. Good times create decadent art. Decadent art makes strong men uncomfortable because it does not satisfy their naive expectations regarding melody, plot and figurative mimesis
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bash @bash.blue · 02/12/2025
perfection 🤡
youtube thumbnail of the american executive spokesperson with a big red play button right over her weird little nose
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catren parker dot come @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
if you have a billion dollars you should be legally designated a dragon and any human can adventure against you
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Toby 🇵🇸 @tobestewart.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
The problem with many hobbies is they’re a way to meet people
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Leen McBeans @leenmcbeans.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
They say they want my undivided attention, but as someone with heavy ADHD I know for a fucking fact they don’t want and couldn’t handle my undivided attention so-
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happy brickentimes day @bigblocks.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
they should invent a day that doesn't feel like four days
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Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
We have forcibly installed the Stupid Machine in all of your homes but, of course, under no circumstances should you trust the Stupid Machine.
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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Woke up and chose passive-aggressive. Maybe I can explain that to you when you find the time
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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 13/11/2025
We don’t live in a clown world. We live in a higher dimensional clown tesseract that folds in on itself.
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Toby 🇵🇸 @tobestewart.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
The Mafia is a female led organisation. You’re thinking of the Mafio
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natou @tichatnwa.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
its a beautiful day to hyperfixate
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bash @bash.blue · 07/11/2025
i just wanna get lost in the weeds, man
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 07/11/2025
i was a regifted child
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I don't like the person you become when I play my banjolele.
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Delaney King (She/Her/Whomst) @delaneyking.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
*Snatches pipe from out of the painting 'Ceci n'est pas une pipe' to prove it IS a pipe, then in a series of swift moves transforms the pipe into its Deceptacon robot form proving is IS NOT a pipe, then cuts pipe robot in half to show that it was NEVER a pipe but was cake all along.*
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Exorcist: I'm here to remove the demon that has possessed you Me: I didn't call you Demon: I did
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
it’s november so me carrying around all of these turkey legs finally doesn’t look weird
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jordan @jordantyranny.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
I’M A FUCKING QUETZALCOATLUS
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 28/10/2025
A haunted house but it's annoying guys from your past asking how your parents are doing
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bash @bash.blue · 28/10/2025
YES HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT DENOMINATED
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