Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 11hA trifling concern, but there's something wrong with the machine that seals the bags of the Asda Fruit & Fibre cereal at the moment. 011
Reposted by Andy BarrJohn-Luke Roberts @jlukeroberts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This is hilarious. I am one of two people nominated for best host, and the other person is Louis Theroux. It's done by public vote. Vote for me! We can do this! 65526
Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Any Fawlty Towers reboot should follow a similar line to Audrey Horne's scenes in The Return. 010
Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026BREAKING: Counter-terrorism police reveal that RAF Fairford operation was 'social experiment' 000
Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026My bingo card's a fucking mess. Smells, batting averages, weather systems, award ceremony outcomes, mass transit outages due to errant bird migration. 020
Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026This 'Danny Tommo' character has a real writers' strike feel to him 020
Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I love explaining in detail the vagaries of my sporting interests to my flatmate who couldn't give a fuck - Kent's county cricket push for Division 1 and the Detroit Lions early issues in the secondary have been a god-send. 330
Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I didn't have Gordon Brown and Mr Beast becoming trapped in the backrooms on my 2026 bingo card. I had numbers, like most others. 0141
Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026BOOK CORNER: A Canticle for Leibowitz - absolutely fantastic. BOOK CORNER ENDS 120
Reposted by Andy BarrAndy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026A fourth (4th) substack, comprised of one (1) short story from yours truly: andybarrcomedy.substack.com/p/the-pump 032
Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026BREAKING: Bibbsy Bobbins says he would "kick" Guzzle-man and "make him fall over" 011
Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026A fourth (4th) substack, comprised of one (1) short story from yours truly: andybarrcomedy.substack.com/p/the-pump 032
Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Kent County Cricket Club fans, myself included, are presently obsessively studying the Northants v Derbyshire livestream to make sure it's still raining. I love it. 010
Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Just been blessed with a first - and last - look at Bill Murray's golfing travelogue 000
Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Academics on In Our Time love to find new, fucked up ways to say 'poem' 010
Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Went for a walk in Edinburgh today with the express intention of seeing a dipper. Finally saw one after two hours of searching, solely because I was accosted by a JW precisely where the bird happened to be. 030
Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Old boys in the cafe not waxing as lyrical about David Gray as they were Karen Carpenter 010
Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026White boy stuns Rick Stein by issuing death sentence in perfect Kernowek 000
Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Some of you aren't listening to Tortoise's 1998 album TNT and spiralling at 4am and it shows. 000
Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Vaguely interesting: just realised I have two bits of material in which I pretend to be Argentinian. 200
Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 11/09/2026If getting destroyed by AI becomes an inevitability, I'm taking myself to North Sentinel island and letting those guys fuck me up instead. 040
Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Well, guess who got to do a bit of light crowdwork with a saffer about Swakopmund 000
Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026To be a truly great writer, one must do one thing: absolutely fucking slam at writing sentences. 020
Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Perhaps you would like some flash fiction or a poem or two. Some are provided in my 'substack' 010
Reposted by Andy BarrLead Mojo @leadmojo.co.uk · 07/09/2026NEW SOUND HEAP NEW SOUND HEAP NEW SOUND HEAP With @jlukeroberts.bsky.social @barrstard.bsky.social @athenakugblenu.bsky.social Tom Mayo @jonathanoldfield.bsky.social & @lornarosetreen.bsky.socialpodfollow.comSound Heap with John-Luke RobertsJohn-Luke Roberts, the CEO and Fun Captain of Sound Heap, Inc., welcomes you to the Sound Heap podcast – the podcast of podcasts. It will give you a taste of shows from across the Sound Heap network, ... 1108
Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I'm back with little bits and pieces. Read them, subscribe, share here: andybarrcomedy.substack.com/p/missive-th... 001
Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Out with Two-Tier Policing, in with Three Cheer Policing - saying a great big 'hurrah' for our brave beating bobbies 021
Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Shit or get off the pot? Motherfucker, I've been shitting the whole time 010
Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 03/09/2026[Gazing glumly into my Mystickal Device]: I had been hoping for the Venerable Bede The Execrable Bede: You'll take what you're given 010
Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I'm doing politics differently - henceforth, a law can only be passed by the person in possession of a magic bean. The bean will be re-placed at the top of a different national monunent after each new piece of legislation is passed. Happy governance, Britain! 142
Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I'd leave it ten minutes - I've just experienced a significant learning opportunity 010
Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I'm at the Feastival. I'm at the Weapons Fair. I'm at the combination Feastival and Weapons Fair. 210
Reposted by Andy Barr𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕘𝕝𝕠𝕨 @phosphorglow.bsky.social · 29/08/2026incredible things happening on Threads 113716
Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 28/08/2026White boy stuns Chinese restaurant with atonal bass solo 000
Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Shins and Grizzly Bear in Monkey Barrel bar - it's 2008 again, baby! 000
Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Amending my 'instructions for cat-sitters' document to indicate singulaelr pronoun ownership of cats hitting me harder than I'd expected 060
Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Ricky Gervais just gave his left liver to a bear. What have the woke ever done for a bear? 000
Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 15/08/2026There's a cold going around the base and all of my henchmen are sick. None of them can guffaw at my quips without breaking out in coughing fits. 110
Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Went out for drinks with one of the old boys from school tonight. We put the world to rights: modern cinematography, cost of living, the cruelty of drip-feeding Reacher when boys need it now. Immediately. This fucking second. 020
Reposted by Andy BarrKetan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 14/08/2026This is the coverage of Arday **just in the Telegraph** in the UK. This is only the first four pages of results, just in one outlet. 17455962065
Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 13/08/2026The return of Reacher is a huge victory for Men's Mental Health. I love to watch this colossal smart-ass crack wise and batter goons. I will kill myself when it's over. 030
Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Just seen a builder on the train who had braces on which were made to look like tape measures and had pictures of hammers and drills on and I found it unbearably sweet 040
Andy Barr @barrstard.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I've always been a Land of Pals purist, but the rise of Whoa Adventure is giving me pause for thought... 010
