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bash @bash.blue · 05/09/2026
lmao
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bash @bash.blue · 30/05/2026
hegseth recites lines from films as scripture what the fuck is this framing
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The Onion @theonion.com · 15/04/2026
Poor Sleep Linked To Gong theonion.com/poor-sleep-linked-to-g…
Poor Sleep Linked To Gong
Instrument’s Loud, Resonant Crash Can Be Disruptive
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bash @bash.blue · 15/04/2026
You filthy goddamn pockmarked fascist assholes! Get your hands off my lobby boy! hahah really one of the few films i can watch again and again forever
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bash @bash.blue · 15/04/2026
such a good movie
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"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
i have a false tooth filled with a placebo in case i'm ever captured and need to be a control subject
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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 11/08/2023
me: I dance to the beat of my own drum librarian: stop it
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bash @bash.blue · 11/04/2026
mars is also incredibly cold (down to -153c), contrary to intuitive colour-temperature coding
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bash @bash.blue · 10/04/2026
i also finished my hand roll faster. by like half. lol
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bash @bash.blue · 10/04/2026
jail for 1000 years! they didn't even have the faintest grasp on optimal filling density or consistency– way too tight at the top and way too loose at the base. no knowledge of proper filter construction. pathetic -2/10
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bash @bash.blue · 10/04/2026
bit like a sketch-off and then they use ai and don't see the problem
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bash @bash.blue · 10/04/2026
i had someone challenge me to a joint roll-off and after much ado they produced a prefab cone and began to fill it
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bash @bash.blue · 10/04/2026
giraffe up to its neck in water. is he swimming? we can't be sure
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bash @bash.blue · 07/04/2026
i keep thinking of this post it brings so much joy
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bash @bash.blue · 05/04/2026
who got picked up by a bird or somethin
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bash @bash.blue · 05/04/2026
that there is a screamin' possum
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
EGGGGGGGGGG
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it's Halloween name charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 05/04/2026
what do we want? OBJECT PERMANENCE when do we want it? WHEN DO WE WANT WHAT
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bash @bash.blue · 05/04/2026
and snorts them whole
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bash @bash.blue · 30/03/2026
surprised he'd let a minion out-grift him tbh
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bash @bash.blue · 30/03/2026
"it's so important to honor God with his tithe. An offering, that's free will." "urged her congregation to donate an entire month's salary as a 'first fruits' offering at the start of January, warning of 'consequences' for those who failed to comply." lol
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bash @bash.blue · 30/03/2026
wholly overwhelmed by the science headlines today
"eye drops made from pig semen deliver cancer treatment to mice"
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bash @bash.blue · 30/03/2026
new york cittaayyyy
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bash @bash.blue · 29/03/2026
french butter best butter also fleur de sel/ finishing salt
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bash @bash.blue · 28/03/2026
this just made me your 667th follower sorry
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
who called it pasta water and not spaghettea
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bash @bash.blue · 28/03/2026
www.techdirt.com/2026/03/26/e...
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Everyone Cheering The Social Media Addiction Verdicts Against Meta Should Understand What They’re Actually Cheering For
First things first: Meta is a terrible company that has spent years making terrible decisions and being terrible at explaining the challenges of social media trust & safety, all while prioritiz…
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bash @bash.blue · 28/03/2026
some good reporting around on how this is actually another win for big tech that will ramp up surveillance and destroy online privacy
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bash @bash.blue · 27/03/2026
schumer needs to be unexhumed
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
everyone loved the tech industry's free music and friendship machines of 20-30 years ago. it's unclear what could be causing people to feel the opposite about the industry's new racism and insanity machine
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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
the giraffe kissing race is really neck and neck
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Roses are grey, And violets are grey, Hello, this is dog, Please have a good day
Cheerful looking dog with a telephone held to his ear, like he's having a lovely doggy phonecall
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bash @bash.blue · 12/02/2026
is there a way to use cocaine for decades responsibly where you don't get ischemic necrosis of the hard palate. asking for a friend
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bash @bash.blue · 12/02/2026
visualising the ensuing effects on his dermis would be a legitimate use of generative ai imho
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bash @bash.blue · 11/02/2026
that sir is an insult to all creatures of the night
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 05/02/2026
I blurred my ankle hiking in the void last year, sometimes it's still a little out of focus
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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Mr Sandman Bring me no figs I have no room In my small student digs
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bash @bash.blue · 07/02/2026
this take! 🔥🎯
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bash @bash.blue · 05/02/2026
yes 🙂‍↕️
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
A woman wears huge sunglasses and a lace glove. Text: My doctor looks like this.
Want to know how? I started an account on MyFabulousMD.
My captivating GP buoys my incredible lifestyle.
(my stunning medical doctor eliminates insults to the body)
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bash @bash.blue · 01/02/2026
💀💀💀
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bash @bash.blue · 01/02/2026
turn aroun n gib every bootay a plaaant
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bash @bash.blue · 27/01/2026
no no you see it is an LLM scam very different yes
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Jake Grumbach @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
It’s ironic that they’re like “if we do ethnic cleansing we’ll have a high trust neighborly society” and then Minneapolis is literally doing high trust neighborly society and they’re like nooooo
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bash @bash.blue · 13/01/2026
i just hope everyone has a nice day
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bash @bash.blue · 13/01/2026
both of you should get off the telephone and take a walk and remember what makes you feel less angry
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