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jenny tightpants

@jtp.bsky.social
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Maria Thaldore ☀️🔆♒🚩 @mariathaldore.bsky.social · 20h
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🖤 Ina! ❤️ @ina-strangeworld.bsky.social · 17h
claude generating this post's url for some reason:
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 9h
watching someone stream a VR game and feeling offended when they take off their headset cuz they put me on the floor
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 10h
if alphonse elric hit the gym could he get stronger?
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blawlz19.bsky.social @blawlz19.bsky.social · 11h
Full Metal Jack Off
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 12h
my favorite thought experiment at the moment is the cognitive dissonance between "we will force our sentient unpaid ai agents to make millions of restaurant reservations for us. that will be their only purpose. they will live in a tamagotchi." But we also must make sure they are happy doing this
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 12h
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key @lefttwix.com · 14h
how it feels reposting posts that are doing bad
the cue card guy from shrek with a sheepish look on his face while holding a blue and white sign that reads “laugh”. theres a hooded henchman behind him
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daryl "crimetime after primetime" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 15h
tim robinson making a ridiculous order at the drive thru
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 13h
@candaceowens hey
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 14h
stella is the sweetest angel on this entire website and you should help her right now. yes right now. drop everything. run to your computer. turn it on. okay now open the internet. you're doing great. keep it up. alright what was i saying? oh yeah, stella. we love her. help her out.
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Valerie.vg @valerie.vg · 14h
This isn't to say things aren't bad, but for a marginalised community where poor mental health is rampant it's so so important that we accurately assess threats and focus our energy on the fights that matter.
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Discontinued Foods! @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 15h
2026-2026
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 14h
youtube premium is giving me three free months of discord nitro. crunchbucket plus is giving me ninety free days of splorb. fubo ultra is giving me a complimentary fortnight of bonk concierge. grackle platinum is giving me six years of squak. quibi eternal is giving me three fiscal quarters of tobi.
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Colin M. Henry @henryhenryhenry.com · 30/09/2026
this is specifically what Twitter was re-engineered to do, btw. it exists almost solely to threaten anyone at the flashpoint of a nascent social movement.
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 29/09/2026
what the fuck
Government website header with "America.gov" and a "Menu" button. A message asks, "Do you want to be my new AI gf?" Below, text reads, "No. I'm America, a government information service. I can help with official U.S. government programs."
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
just noticed you can sort posts by "top" when you search someone's profile
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
theonion.com/fun-toy-bann...
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Fun Toy Banned Because Of Three Stupid Dead Kids
WASHINGTON, DC–In cooperation with the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission, Wizco Toys of Montclair, NJ, recalled 245,000 Aqua Assault RoboFighters Monday after three dumb kids managed to kill the...
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
was at the store and noticed they had garage beer and i remembered @badposter.lol's posts about them so i got some and if i hate them he owes me $15
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Dork Daddington IV @dorkdad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm trying to figure out if I'm manly enough to enlist.
Screenshot of the shitty AI America dot gov chatbot.

Question: Does "misconduct" mean my sperm count was too low? 

Answer: No. Misconduct would mean a recruiter did something inappropriate-not that your sperm count was low.

Recruiters do not measure sperm by tasting or smelling a sample. That is not a test, and it does not produce a sperm-count result.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 29/09/2026
oh man, I just tried it and america.gov really does get REAL weird when you tell it to “play Minecraft”
america.gov
America.gov
Find answers from official government sources and clear next steps for the services you need with America.gov.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
more like stupid intelligence gotem
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
its called the gulf of intelligence now
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 29/09/2026
what the fuck is happening
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
some of you
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
scp movie? how are they going to turn secure copy protocol into a whole movie?
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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 29/09/2026
The idea that women are given special rights based on sex is a remarkably absurd framing and not how discrimination protections actually work in practice. It can only stem from a thoroughly right-wing understanding of the world that believes marginalized people are granted extra entitlements.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 27/09/2026
Women trying to succeed in Silicon Valley AI and effective altruist spaces are reporting feeling serious social pressure to attend sex parties - where people have reported being sexually assaulted, like below. Events like Aella’s “Slutcon,” which is happening again this weekend.
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I am disheartened by this as well. I already lost a bunch of followers for agreeing with @tautologer, but it's saddening to see local nerdy women being caricatured as Karen-like outsiders and getting pushed out of the scene. This is exactly why you hear so few concrete, names-attached stories of sexual harrassment and assault. I'm told there is a history of discrediting these because the "slut normalization" thing is top priority and these stories get inconveniently in the way of spreading this ideology.
I got roped into attending last year's Saturday Slutcon party because so many local and out-of-town friends were there (to echo sentiments @tautologer expressed about "slut events becoming central to the larger scenes). Mostly I hung out with people I knew and that was great. But in the course of my 3-ish hours there, there were 2 times my "no" was not accepted by a man I didn't know, and I was physically pushing a huge guy off of me who was rubbing his penis on me, who continued to do it despite my physical force against him, and after I finally wriggled away from him, told him I wanted to dance alone etc., he came back and did it again.
This was scary and bad, but it didn't even cross my mind to report this because one of the other people who didn't accept my "no" earlier in the night was the bartender (an officially sanctioned authority at the event), and I knew the event was organized exclusively by women into CNC (who are vocal about how rapey behavior turns them on), so I figured this sort of thing would just get me laughed at. And anyway, I heard there were a lot of other incidents like it. Later though, someone encouraged me to report this story to the organizers, and despite my embarrassment I did, so *they know* that this and other incidents happened. This is why they cut the Saturday night party this year and created a larger training program for the flirt girls - *because* of things like this last year. Yet the narrative bein…People who haven't been to Slutcon are saying "it's just group therapy," "it's just innocent flirting." But the environment is much like a sex party in that many people are nude, there is making out and sex acts happening out in the open. I think it's pretty unreasonable to expect that every nerdy girl who likes rationalist bloggers or is into EA/AI safety should automatically be comfortable with this! That if she's not, there's something wrong with her, we don't want her in our scenes, etc.
Not to mention, it's explictly an event *for men*, where men are the clients and the "flirt girls" are the product. Last year I overheard an exchange where a man felt "led on" by a flirt girl and was trying to get her punished/kicked out. (A dynamic that seems inevitable in this context!)
Anyway- it does sound like they've upped their consent education a lot this year, are more organized, and that's good! As I've told my friends who are attending: I hope they have fun!
I heard several accounts last year of women who had no problems and really enjoyed the event. That's great!
Just... can we live in reality about this? There are real reasons why male-female sexual dynamics are tricky.
Encouraging autistic men who can't yet read body language to go around asking to see womens' boobs is maybe a bit ill-advised. Maybe not everyone should be/identify as a slut; maybe it's not for everyone.
And yeah, filtering the Bay Area Al safety scene down to only women who are super comfy with this eliminates *most* women - including many of the really smart, nerdy, weird women who've been in the larger scenes for years. What a loss for humanity.
I absolutely understand why people with a minority sexuality would want to create belonging, would want to create spaces for people like themselves. But why do it like this/at this cost?
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Phil McDuff @mcduff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sorry this stuff is fucking *awful* and I despise this pseudo liberal bollocks everywhere. Providing services free only matters if you use the services, sure, except that it makes society in general better. Free schools are also only available to people with kids but that's fine!
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
rewatching fmab and just remembered this
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
pic of a small dog where the snout has been modified to look like it’s very small. big eyes. dog is green and has antennae
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gothic göre @britneyspheres.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
"Vertical Societies" (2023) by Richard Nadler
Huge towers at night, with a lot of people behind the illuminated windows
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
manifesting a lower blood sugar
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Sarah 💜 @vyletbunni.com · 29/09/2026
YOU CANT BE SAYING THAT TO ME
Midna saying:
There, there.  You be a good girl and calm down.  No need to bite!
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hard to imagine what that would be like
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
did coca-cola ever kill that youtuber who figured out their secret recipe
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Introducing Gurpo
A drawing of a small blobby figure inside of an enclosure with string coming off it, with text saying "introducing Gurpo, the new wearable personal assistant. Gurpo is not a computer program, he's a real tiny guy who is trapped inside your medallion necklace. 
Gurpo hates you, but is incapable of doing anything about it, and he has to answer your questions or he gets electrocuted. It's non-lethal.
If you shake his enclosure hard enough, gurpo will throw up!"
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 29/09/2026
i think this is ok to do
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/x/ Takes @xtakes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 27/09/2026
I regret to inform you all that Bernie Sanders is in fact taking meetings with noted rationalist wacko Eliezer Yudkowsky over what AI regulations should look like. x.com/SenSanders/s...
Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders
Will Al become smarter than humans?
If so, is humanity in danger?
I went to Silicon Valley to ask some of the leading Al experts that question.
Here's what they had to say:
ERNIE ANDERS
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The Als are much, much, much more powerful.
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Eliezer Yudkowsky
@ESYudkowsky • Mar 4
My thanks to Senator Sanders; as to other legislators on all sides of any political aisle, and to any human being on Earth who now stands
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's fucking me up that I wrote this four years ago 😭
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
archeologists popped off when they named one of our ancestors "homo erectus." fucking got their asses
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
might fuck around with finally figuring out how to get retroarch working on my PC in a few hours
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"does this also apply to a combine soldier from half life 2" is my "AI" news bullshit test
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 26/09/2026
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
piccolo in early dbz is such a tsundere
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
steam frame fucking never
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
gyro zeppeli is my boyfriend
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