Reposted by Himbo DeluxeELLEN OF GENEROUS @funnyposts.online · 1hbikes were invented by Big Butt to sell more Ass 2234
Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 1hThe Myth of Icarus was based on when I first saw McDonald's had those touch screen kiosks 040
Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 2hAsking for the 'Himbo Deluxe Meal' at a Zaxbys and getting the fuck punched out of me by a senator 070
Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 3h👀👀 TabithaOfTheMire has Perused your Profile on MangeFindr 👀👀 1161
Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 3hSending the client a 45 TB WeTransfer filled exclusively with pictures of my handsome testicles 1120
Reposted by Himbo Deluxegreg, "The Big Biscuit" @2x2l.bsky.social · 22/05/2025using AI to see how acrimonious our divorce would be 1102
Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 4hDespite his name, Gregory Fatpenis was all but bereft of girth 1140
Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 4hEnjoying Vernor Vinge's Deep/Queng Ho series, but he has a bit of a habit of immediately spoiling a twist before it happens - like he'll spend ages setting something up and you go "wow what if they X'd the Y" and then 2 lines later explicitly state "oh btw they're X'ing the Y now, here's how". 000
Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 6h!!WARNING!! [GOSLING STORAGE] is [FULL] Select an option to continue! >[DECIMATE GEESE] >[PUNT HELD GOSLING] 2140
Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 12hReceiving a detailed blueprint from JSC Kuznetsov on how they intend to thoroughly macerate my shit 020
Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 12hPranking my colleagues by getting naked while the office is temporarily vacant. They return to a smouldering heap of ashes where my desk used to be. Another victory for HR's giant magnifying glass. 070
Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 12hMadting that City can cheat to the tune of 900 million King Chuck Fun Bucks but still got duppied by lil ol' Bodø Glimt and our cheeky plastic pitch 020
Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 13hGoing simpleton mode in the office, for the thousandth consecutive day 0100
Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 13hBabe were you in the Mind Palace again? The vibes in here are FUCKED 0151
Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 13hYou mustn't let the Manticore of the Soul within the Mind Cabana 080
Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 13hInviting Manchester City Football Club to ride out the heat in my sumptuous Mind Cabana until this all blows over... For a pretty penny, of course 020
Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 22hYes Milicent I'm sure that the boys down at the quarry simply adore your slurry but please refrain from mentioning it in front of the vicar, hmm? 080
Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 22hGertrude? Do not bedevil me with your cuboid breasts at this hour. 0247
Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I do think it would be quite fun to be a diplomat in one of those hard to access countries, like North Korea or Bhutan or Turkmenistan 030
Reposted by Himbo Deluxelaura @lauracreature.bsky.social · 29/09/2026curlytop ironweed (Vernonia arkansana) coming soon to a Little Rock library mini meadow near you 1262
Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026In the supermarché dick out straight gone off the discount ragu 081
Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Heard your dog team couldn't beat a 38 year old 3rd string QB last night #yikes #longforman 020
Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Guy walking around the supermarket with hiking poles I think he should be killed to be honest 180
Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Don't make me summon my boy vortex because I'll do it 0140
Reposted by Himbo DeluxeSantana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 15/11/2024Change name to Viqram Loeg and move to Ljubljana. Renounce US citizenship. Wear white suits, transition lenses. Grow a ponytail. Write a culture column for an obscure fringe political magazine. Play alto sax. Make appearances on the Eastern European Dick Cavett analogue. 2316
Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Damn Joel Biden would have been an infinitely more fucked up president 020
Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I mean who amongst us hasn't caused a national state of emergency and forced local evacuations due to our raucous dogging sessions, I ask you? 060
Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026nar muttern din lager løvbiff det luktes ut av hestcum 000
Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026If Hozier was from ancient Egypt it's unlikely that his work would have survived. Curious. 1121
Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Getting noshed off by Percival, Flemish King of the Gauls and Marshlands 181
Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Ol' Hermes Triple Goated really fucked the game up when he said 'You gotta get down to get up' 140
Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Ever since the early Edo period I have been in a symbiotic relationship with Jesus of Nazareth 070
Reposted by Himbo Deluxepenny mason @rosegxldheart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026hittin buster with my hella feverish nude style and mighty exposed swag 031
Reposted by Himbo DeluxeMetal Gear Solidarity @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The police have said not to speculate on RAF Fairford but I am here to speculate and I am here to tell you that it is a bonafide genuine x-file that happened. 4536
Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Airport rammed with supermodels this morning smdh 1130
Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 27/09/2026One must imagine Friedrich Engles absolutely caked up to the hilt. 081
Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I think your mum's HHH tattoo is pretty cool actually 160
Reposted by Himbo Deluxegoatse xcx @bizzo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Ella Langley is Asuka Langley's son. 161
