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Gen-X Borracho @angrymanbits.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

... And thing 2 bsky.app/profile/angr...

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Gen-X Borracho @angrymanbits.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Yeah, this was Thursday but it still feels pretty awesome.

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Gen-X Borracho @angrymanbits.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Wishing a very happy birthday to the awesome @charliegirl.bsky.social! If it weren't for your awesome sense of humor and sharp wit, I never would've stuck with the bird app. You make a positive difference in people's lives, so I thank you for all you do! Have an amazing day today!! 🤘🤘🤘

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Gen-X Borracho @angrymanbits.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

Can we just agree that wine and ice cream are an entirely reasonable meal for Friday nights? I mean, Rocky Road has nuts and marshmallows before you even consider the chocolate. I'm pretty sure that's checking the boxes for multiple food groups and your entire food pyramid is probably covered....

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Gen-X Borracho @angrymanbits.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

While I have no idea what my neighbor is up to, this can't be good....

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Gen-X Borracho @angrymanbits.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

Heard this yesterday for first time in a looong while gen-z, alphas, etc probably have no concept of any of this: - why would you get a phone number on a matchbook? - operator? What is that? - did he try googling her or social media for her number? Why not email? youtu.be/-qgnGH6Rg-E?...

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Jim Croce - Operator (That's Not The Way It Feels) | Have You Heard: Jim Croce Live

YouTube video by Jim Croce

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Gen-X Borracho @angrymanbits.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Well THAT was unexpected and sudden.

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Sooz @cruisinsoozan.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

The northern lights in my sky tonight.

The Aurora borealis in my sky tonight in Alberta. Streaks of red and green like a laser light show in sky.

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Gen-X Borracho @angrymanbits.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

The joy of flying first means that the screaming kid I hear coming down the jetway only has a 5% chance of sitting within earshot. Totally worth it!

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Gen-X Borracho @angrymanbits.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

TFW when walking to the gate for today's flight and get notified that it's time to check in for tomorrow's flight. Fortunately, the cocktails at the lounge already washed away any annoyance at how much time I'm sitting on my ass over the next few days. @mrsbelvedere.bsky.social #respect

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Gen-X Borracho @angrymanbits.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

I love that they put the squeaker of this toy in the groin area. Every time I hear it, I know she's got it by the balls. Never mind the wood shavings on the floor. She's part beaver, apparently...

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

my grandmother died in 1992 so i have no idea if i’ve continued to get more handsome since then

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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

A bad hair decade. With an Alt Text punchline.

A haircut so bad, that when you are doing self check out, you lean over, it scans your forehead, and it rings up birth control.

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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

Fireworks, because stupid people don't need 10 fingers.

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Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

Forever bitter no one has ever "missed connections" me on Craigslist.

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Barba Papa 🏳️‍🌈 The Bear Did Lady @thebeardidlady.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

My sister joined a lesbian fitness group and calls it "running with scissors".

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Venusthighgap @venusthighgap.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

I was raised Mormon, but I quit before I got any magic underwear.

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Damnit Janet @damnitjanet.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

Just a one trick pony? Sir that's a fucking pony that can do a trick! That shit does not come as standard

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 13/06/2025

Should I go to a protest saturday or put a fork in a socket

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Mulva 2.0 @mulva74.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

Heat Index Warning: Don't leave pets or children in hot cars. Also, go get a pedicure for christ's sake.

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Tim 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

Went to a club for the vibes. The bouncer asked if I was there to pick up my kid.

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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

this is technically a crop top

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Candy Elliott @sixfootcandy.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

My husband was annoyed after spending $65 on two burgers and fries, so I said, “Bet yours could blow these away.” His eyes lit up. “Really? I’ll make some tomorrow!” Two days later, I did the same with pasta. And that’s how I Jedi mind-tricked my husband into becoming our chef.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

*waiting for elevator *person walks in front of me and presses the already lit button smart, wish i had thought of that

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Kate @kateness.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

I needed a hug so I watched Ted Lasso And then I banged your mom

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

I went from hiding my beer under my parent's deck to having my own garage fridge. Dreams do come true, kids.

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turkeyteeth008.bsky.social @turkeyteeth008.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

I don’t see dinosaurs often but when I do they’re still carrying cash.

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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

When I close my eyes to sleep, I try to only think of puppies and kittens and Godzilla stomping on Mar-a-Lago.

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

I noticed you unfollowed me. Is it because you hate joy and laughter?

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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 10/04/2024

Signs that he's just not into you: 1) He doesn't respond to your texts. 2) He doesn't answer your calls. 3) The police have arrested you.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

“That’s why I make the big bucks.” - large game taxidermists

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Juiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · 21/08/2024

The movie "Alive" is the reason I never get on a flight without a bottle of A1.

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Nuclear Winter @4slars.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

I will never tire of watching arsonists set themselves on fire.

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Rachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

I keep this chip on my shoulder as a little emergency snack.

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Gen-X Borracho @angrymanbits.bsky.social · 27/05/2025

Happy birthday to @charliegirl.bsky.social!! Follow her for the kind of shenanigans you're missing since leaving that other app!!

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Charlie Girl @charliegirl.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

Are we really doing this? I was searching for a food allergy board and that caught my eye. 😂

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

charlie brown: *tries to board* flight attendant: sorry. no peanuts

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

flight attendant: today’s your lucky day. we’re upgrading you to first class guy who’s been waiting his entire life to say “put me in, coach”: what

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

I stopped in Home Depot for weed killer, but then this guy asked me if I worked there. I sold him a patio set for a cash discount.

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Bread John @breadery.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

Apparently, loudly pronouncing "HE DIES IN THE END" is simply annoying during a film but 'incredibly upsetting' in intensive care.

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System of a Clown @themadking.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

So my wife bought a purse. And the cashier puts it...in a bag...

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Brynnester @brynnester.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

‘I’m a real boy!’ Pinocchio screams as I dismember him for firewood

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NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

when i said i wanted to be held, i did not mean accountable.

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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

It’s fanny pack with cargo shorts season…so much storage.

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mike☺︎ (scary joe armstrong) @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

At the movie theater shouting to stop the film because I can't remember what else that actor was in and I have to look it up

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Gen-X Borracho @angrymanbits.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

Why are women drummers who kick ass such a turn on? They crushed it tonight (especially her!) #simpleminds

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