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Gen-X Borracho

@angrymanbits.bsky.social
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Body double for baby yoda. Narcissistic, nihilistic alcoholic. Pro Oxford comma. Anti unnecessary apostrophes. @jrpsaki's birth was a birthday gift to me.

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Gen-X Borracho @angrymanbits.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Gen-X Borracho @angrymanbits.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
... And thing 2 bsky.app/profile/angr...
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Gen-X Borracho @angrymanbits.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I might've done a thing....
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Gen-X Borracho @angrymanbits.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Yeah, this was Thursday but it still feels pretty awesome.
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Gen-X Borracho @angrymanbits.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
While I have no idea what my neighbor is up to, this can't be good....
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Gen-X Borracho @angrymanbits.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
You won the genetic lottery!! This will be me in about 18 months.
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Gen-X Borracho @angrymanbits.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
This stuff is surprisingly less viscous than I was anticipating...
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Gen-X Borracho @angrymanbits.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Well THAT was unexpected and sudden.
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Gen-X Borracho @angrymanbits.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Lily concurs. It's over. Time to reset...
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Gen-X Borracho @angrymanbits.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Not to brag but this was what was rising on my Friday night...
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Gen-X Borracho @angrymanbits.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I love that they put the squeaker of this toy in the groin area. Every time I hear it, I know she's got it by the balls. Never mind the wood shavings on the floor. She's part beaver, apparently...
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Gen-X Borracho @angrymanbits.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
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Gen-X Borracho @angrymanbits.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
My puppy's artistic side is turning a bit dark - is this a phase or should I seek professional help? She's churning out works like "Random Amputation" and some untitled Cthulhu-like thing. I'm having trouble sleeping...
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Gen-X Borracho @angrymanbits.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Hmm... Where to start?
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Gen-X Borracho @angrymanbits.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Here's my puppy sitting on my other dog's head, because ??? The expression on the older dog's face is pretty priceless.
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Gen-X Borracho @angrymanbits.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Merry Christmas from the elf and the Grinch
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Gen-X Borracho @angrymanbits.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Our dogs might be related. Have you done embark? Lily is 8 and came from San Joaquin county as a stray.
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Gen-X Borracho @angrymanbits.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
There's a lot that's wrong with me but at least my dogs mostly match.
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Gen-X Borracho @angrymanbits.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Last night's sunset was my last one in Cabo for a while. I'll miss this shizzle during the Cold Dark.
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Gen-X Borracho @angrymanbits.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Fia is a peg leg for the near term. Please use pirate language until further notice.
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Gen-X Borracho @angrymanbits.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Cabo does NOT suck.
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Gen-X Borracho @angrymanbits.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Today would've been my 50th birthday back when we used to celebrate such things. Instead, we should give props to @jenpsaki.bsky.social today because it happens to be her birthday and she's far cooler than I am.
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Gen-X Borracho @angrymanbits.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
I'm pretty sure my Mom thinks I'm 19 and just moved out last September because she always sends me Christmas cookies after Thanksgiving. This year, she broke her wrist and can't send the package so I made a bunch and will be sending them to her instead. (I don't bother with colored frosting)
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Gen-X Borracho @angrymanbits.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Thanks for the virtual puppy session! (I used the BOGO coupon code.)
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Gen-X Borracho @angrymanbits.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Another Thanksgiving, another round of arguments about which side of this stupid hat is the front and which is the back.
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Gen-X Borracho @angrymanbits.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
It's a holiday so be sure to dress for the day you expect to have.
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Gen-X Borracho @angrymanbits.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
The view from my shower this morning is not too bad. 😄
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Gen-X Borracho @angrymanbits.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
It's foggy enough that you can barely see the dog butts...
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Gen-X Borracho @angrymanbits.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Happy Thanksgiving on this foggy morning!
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Gen-X Borracho @angrymanbits.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
I have no idea wtf I ordered but it sounds like it came from one of you.
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Gen-X Borracho @angrymanbits.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Not sure which model this is but my friend's Volvo apparently came with the puppy option.
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Gen-X Borracho @angrymanbits.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
For a long time, I lamented the fact that, as an adult, there is no Sears holiday catalog to leaf through and dream about the treasures inside appearing under my tree. ... But then this showed up and I'm going to circle a lot of things that I hope to unwrap on Christmas morning...
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Gen-X Borracho @angrymanbits.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
DG
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