Kate @kateness.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Gallbladder? I hardly know her (I had my gallbladder removed lol) 391
Kate @kateness.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Gonna get a tramp stamp that says “stuff me” in the Build-A-Bear font 24616
Kate @kateness.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Have we made tomato flavored mayonnaise called tomayo yet? 6162
Kate @kateness.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Me: idk what to talk about at therapy Universe: we invented mothers just for this 092
Kate @kateness.bsky.social · 23/05/2026if someone makes a time piece for when the chickens throw a revolution it’s a Coup Coop Clock 072
Kate @kateness.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Pet peeve: when a waiting room chair is pushed too far back and you can feel it sort of rubbing the wall 082
Kate @kateness.bsky.social · 20/05/2026The Ring has awoken. It’s heard its master’s call And by Ring I mean my dog and his master’s call is the packet of cheese being opened in another room 281
Kate @kateness.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Love me, feed me, pamper me, leave me, just seriously gtfo 261
Kate @kateness.bsky.social · 22/04/2026I wonder how many eyelash wishes I’ve made that were actually eyebrows 3247
Kate @kateness.bsky.social · 21/04/2026I started my microplastics journey early by enjoying the mouthfeel of Barbie shoes 04210
Kate @kateness.bsky.social · 02/04/2026All I want is a chance to prove $163 million wouldn’t turn me into a bad person 112634
Kate @kateness.bsky.social · 31/03/2026My therapist: back when you were a kid, what adult would you have felt safe with talking about your emotions? Me: Mrs Potts from Beauty & the Beast 1163
Kate @kateness.bsky.social · 21/03/2026I’m guessing my vagina has a southern accent because it’s down south 010
Kate @kateness.bsky.social · 11/03/2026I hate it when I feel like eating but I don’t feel like cooking 1133
Kate @kateness.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Does being an adult mean a perpetual tiny amount of heartburn or am I unwell? And other questions I don’t want to ask, more at 11 2103
Kate @kateness.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Why is it called Animal Crossing? Are they/you angry or are they/you walking by? 010
Kate @kateness.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Why do we call them hot dogs when we could call them warm wieners 1101
Kate @kateness.bsky.social · 15/02/2026I don’t have any slutty clothes so I just have to be slutty on the inside 0122
Kate @kateness.bsky.social · 14/02/2026I think butts are cool because we just naturally have a seat where ever we go 1267
Kate @kateness.bsky.social · 04/02/2026If you’re consoling someone for using the wrong pronouns, you can give them their there there they’re they’re 092
Kate @kateness.bsky.social · 30/01/2026I wonder if Annie was ok that she had been hit by a smooth criminal 0143
Kate @kateness.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Gonna get a rock and paint the word “party” on it. I’ll bring it inside at night and say “party rock in the house tonight” 0133
Kate @kateness.bsky.social · 25/01/2026It’s not a fancy restaurant if I don’t drop something on my shirt 0155
Kate @kateness.bsky.social · 23/01/2026I don’t understand garnish on plates. If I’m not supposed to eat it then put something better than garden trash. How about an iPhone or a cool pen? 04713
Kate @kateness.bsky.social · 18/01/2026Me when I’m feeling fancy but I’m still a work in progress 2213
Kate @kateness.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Water is great because if you see someone drinking it you can say “water you doing?” 32610
Kate @kateness.bsky.social · 17/11/2025Mr Darcy walking toward me in the misty sunrise only he’s just three bags of peanut butter m&ms in a trench coat 0120
Kate @kateness.bsky.social · 14/11/2025“It began with the forging of the great rings. Three were given to the Elves, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings” said Galadriel, an elf 020
Kate @kateness.bsky.social · 18/10/2025One of my special skills is waiting to eat until I get hangry that you’re not feeding me 0101
Kate @kateness.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Anybody can interact, but will anybody interact? One like = one prayer, say amen and get a squirrel to cross your path 051
Kate @kateness.bsky.social · 05/10/2025Idk man, if my mother was with apple cider vinegar idk if I’d BRAG about it 160
Kate @kateness.bsky.social · 08/09/2025Talking to my nipples like “what is it, girl? What are you pointing at?” 1113
Kate @kateness.bsky.social · 30/08/2025I really don’t want to go to sleep in case it happens and I miss it 180
Kate @kateness.bsky.social · 23/08/2025Based on what I know I just assume all British guys’ cum tastes like Worcestershire sauce 051
Kate @kateness.bsky.social · 19/08/2025I just swallowed my coffee wrong and basically died at this coffee shop and the guy next to me got up and left. Life hack! P.S. new band name, Coughing! At the Coffee Shop 3327
Kate @kateness.bsky.social · 05/08/2025I hate being hungry in the middle of the night because I have to tell myself no, and myself really doesn’t like that 1276
Kate @kateness.bsky.social · 30/07/2025My hobbies include adding items to an online shopping cart at 2am 1247
Kate @kateness.bsky.social · 28/07/2025Just once I’d like to thrown down my enemy and smite his ruin upon the mountainside 1131
Kate @kateness.bsky.social · 24/07/2025In the Cars universe the reality tv show was called The Wheel World 092
Kate @kateness.bsky.social · 16/07/2025Going to the dispensary after therapy is another form of therapy 0133
Kate @kateness.bsky.social · 15/07/2025I had a salad for lunch and then 16 handfuls of Cheetos for lunch dessert 2284
Kate @kateness.bsky.social · 12/07/2025Omg what if Korg from Thor called Thor “Thorg” Yes, I’m high 2142
Kate @kateness.bsky.social · 03/07/2025I’m like a dog because I want love but I’m just out of reach 093
