Reposted by Mulva 2.0Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 17/11/2025Pepperidge Farm Remembers What You Did Last Summer 1021766
Reposted by Mulva 2.0Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 17/11/2025I want to get hospitalized for exhaustion like a celebrity. 1432783
Reposted by Mulva 2.0Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 31/10/2025“I’m down for whatever,” I say, falling asleep. 027693
Reposted by Mulva 2.0Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 29/10/2025I don’t have any answers, but I do have a few good questions. 414789
Reposted by Mulva 2.0Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 16/11/2025It’s gonna take a lot more than that to change my mind. Maybe do a magic trick or something 47736
Reposted by Mulva 2.0Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 16/11/2025Some things we simply cannot know on this plane: is there a god? What is our purpose? Where did all my iTunes music go? The lyrics to Rocket Man etc… 710327
Reposted by Mulva 2.0Splendid Hobo @splendidhobo.bsky.social · 11/11/2025Doggy style so I can sign my divorce papers 46318
Reposted by Mulva 2.0Splendid Hobo @splendidhobo.bsky.social · 11/11/2025After a certain age men in light colored jeans look ridiculous 2228
Reposted by Mulva 2.0Splendid Hobo @splendidhobo.bsky.social · 09/11/2025Turned over a new leaf and found an angry scorpion 07530
Reposted by Mulva 2.0Splendid Hobo @splendidhobo.bsky.social · 14/11/2025When I’m buying Twinkies and Yodels it feels like I’m 16 again buying a dirty magazine 2217
Reposted by Mulva 2.0Kat Alderson 🙃 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 15/11/2025Me, as a therapist: Please, you think that's bad? I've been searching for my lost shaker of salt all this time. 45521
Reposted by Mulva 2.0Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 31/10/2025Looking for someone who shares my love of stuffing. 88641
Reposted by Mulva 2.0Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 31/10/2025her: have you been moisturizing? me: oh no...that's just pizza grease. 117979
Reposted by Mulva 2.0Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 15/11/2025Might sell Avon door to door as a side hustle 59542
Reposted by Mulva 2.0Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 10/11/2025My Uncle Jeb is so stupid. He fell out of a tree while raking leaves. 22111
Reposted by Mulva 2.0Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 12/11/2025Do we have independent confirmation that Chumbawamba really drank a whiskey drink, a vodka drink, a lager drink, and a cider drink? That’s a lot for most people. 7237
Reposted by Mulva 2.0Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 15/11/2025Me: I have a very livid memory Her: Don’t you mean vivid? Me: No… 03718
Reposted by Mulva 2.0FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 10/11/2025MY EDITOR: I think you need to make the main character more human. He's just completely unlikeable. ME: *taking back my autobiography* Um... 524865
Reposted by Mulva 2.0FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 13/11/2025I remember one time my wife got mad at me for accidentally stepping on a spider so I said 'calm down PETA Parker' lol, and you guys, that did not help. At all. 1043789
Reposted by Mulva 2.0FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 14/11/2025Sometimes I'll sit and contemplate the meaning of life and other times I'll wonder if the plural of manatee is 'manatees' or 'menatee' 1117648
Reposted by Mulva 2.0FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 14/11/2025A roll-on anti-aging serum, call it Deolderant 424462
Reposted by Mulva 2.0Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 07/11/2025I'm not one to brag, but I totally got out of bed today without coaxing. 1219658
Reposted by Mulva 2.0Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 08/11/2025This is my crippling anxiety post. There are many like it, but this one is mine. 722082
Reposted by Mulva 2.0Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 10/11/2025One of the skills I put on my resume was the ability to keenly observe other people working. 714562
Reposted by Mulva 2.0Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 12/11/2025If you run past your neighbors scratching your crotch and screaming they tend to not ask questions. 912865
Reposted by Mulva 2.0Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 11/11/2025I have a junk food problem. I don't have any . . . 717278
Reposted by Mulva 2.0Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 13/11/2025My type: someone supportive and warm who I can curl up and relax with. Wait, that's my bed. 623995
Reposted by Mulva 2.0Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 14/11/2025My life would be so much easier if I had a few minions. 1320574
Reposted by Mulva 2.0Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 15/11/2025It turns out that anybody can be a greeter at Walmart. You don't even have to work there. 19402123
Reposted by Mulva 2.0I'mWintersMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 12/11/2025genesis was just god’s first mcrib marketing test 28127
Reposted by Mulva 2.0Juiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · 29/10/2025Sorry meth pipe racoon, COVID herpes monkey is my new spirit animal 29030
Reposted by Mulva 2.0Juiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · 11/11/2025Hoping to pay my dues with Kohl's cash. 15024
Reposted by Mulva 2.0Juiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · 13/11/2025I like to pretend I'm being shunned instead of acknowledging the fact that my skeets suck 18633
Reposted by Mulva 2.0Sam @samuelhlowe.bsky.social · 05/11/2025If you’re going to be depressed, please do it during work hours so you can get paid to cry. Let’s not give in to capitalism, not even a little bit. 829788
Reposted by Mulva 2.0Sam @samuelhlowe.bsky.social · 07/11/2025- Am I the only one who... - No, you're not the only one. Shut the fuck up. 414659
Reposted by Mulva 2.0Sam @samuelhlowe.bsky.social · 11/11/2025I’m no therapist, but maybe you should stop gauging how much you love someone by how many mental breakdowns they make you have. 212246
Reposted by Mulva 2.0Sam @samuelhlowe.bsky.social · 12/11/202510 out of 10 pieces of furniture prefer your little toe. 10460141
Reposted by Mulva 2.0Sam @samuelhlowe.bsky.social · 15/11/2025“Women these days don’t want to have children.” Well, we don’t actually know if women in the past wanted to. Nobody asked them, least of all their husbands. 201168245
Reposted by Mulva 2.0bacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 23/10/2025I’m beginning to suspect that when this is all over none of us will have won. *gestures at the world* 414965
Reposted by Mulva 2.0bacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 27/10/2025I put on my big-boy pants like everybody else, reluctantly. 416377
Reposted by Mulva 2.0bacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 29/10/2025*drinks battery acid, just to feel something* 16037
Reposted by Mulva 2.0bacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 02/11/2025Being married means never having 𝚝̶𝚘̶ ̶𝚞̶𝚗̶𝚍̶𝚎̶𝚛̶𝚜̶𝚝̶𝚊̶𝚗̶𝚍̶ ̶𝚠̶𝚑̶𝚢̶ ̶𝚢̶𝚘̶𝚞̶ ̶𝚊̶𝚛̶𝚎̶ ̶𝚑̶𝚊̶𝚟̶𝚒̶𝚗̶𝚐̶ to say sorry. 19948
Reposted by Mulva 2.0bacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 03/11/2025The secret to being a 𝗀̶𝗈̶𝗈̶𝖽̶ dad can be summed up in 4 words: “Go ask your mother” 410253
Reposted by Mulva 2.0AnnaAnkaAnia @samerealwoman.bsky.social · 03/11/2025I am a full-time procrastinator. 28443
Reposted by Mulva 2.0DB 🇨🇦 @rebelliousdb.bsky.social · 12/11/2025The beauty of the aurora is a friendly reminder that the sun is trying to kill us. 58926
Reposted by Mulva 2.0crabbydaddy dave @crabbydaddy.bsky.social · 10/11/2025new app for professionals who don’t care anymore called: LinkedOut 15916
Reposted by Mulva 2.0crabbydaddy dave @crabbydaddy.bsky.social · 11/11/2025them: be happy with yourself me: do you even know me? 03919
Reposted by Mulva 2.0crabbydaddy dave @crabbydaddy.bsky.social · 11/11/2025tomorrow’s regrets begin with today’s why nots 13316
Reposted by Mulva 2.0Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Happy 38th birthday to my first mental illness. 015249
Reposted by Mulva 2.0Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Listening to Sheryl Crow and Sheryl Crow only until the end of the year because I hate myself. 66433
