Reposted by ada juarez 🪐ceej @ceej.online · 11/03/2026ronald mcdonald is not a clown. he's just irish 1839939
Reposted by ada juarez 🪐slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 11/03/2026oh you celebrate mario day? name every mario 2416417
Reposted by ada juarez 🪐Meet Me @ The Altar @mmataband.bsky.social · 27/02/2026where the #gays at 1102
Reposted by ada juarez 🪐CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 20/02/2026I hope whoever liberates us is very sexy. 36919
Reposted by ada juarez 🪐Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 20/12/2024Sitting in your car is pretty much the same thing as standing in the shower just like Warm. Nice. Alone. Quiet. Aaahhh. 3873238
Reposted by ada juarez 🪐Karen Kilgariff @karenkilgariff.bsky.social · 20/12/2024Who named it [NOUN] and not [PUN MY UNCLE WOULD ADORE] 724519
Reposted by ada juarez 🪐Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 20/12/2024The government should deliver you a little cookie at the end of each night 5551
Reposted by ada juarez 🪐kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 20/12/2024if your apparel isn’t gay you can get the fuck outta my life 310514
Reposted by ada juarez 🪐Soraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 19/12/2024You know it's bad when your doctor is like, "I'm not sure if this is depression or if you are simply having appropriate emotional responses to an unending cavalcade of terrible events." 591886254
Reposted by ada juarez 🪐kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 20/12/2024party tip: leave as soon as you get there. 725332
Reposted by ada juarez 🪐Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 19/12/2024I'm not religious but damn do I love a christian carol. "O Holy Night"? It is if someone's singing that song. "Fall on your knees" ??!! Already down here, buddy. You've knocked me out 4847031414
Reposted by ada juarez 🪐Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 27/11/2024friends, romans, cunts: listen up 1840369
Reposted by ada juarez 🪐Maris Kreizman @maris.bsky.social · 20/12/2024I love when the subtitles tell you what kind of mood the music is evoking. 41412305678
Reposted by ada juarez 🪐Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 20/12/2024Inside me are two wolves and they are somehow both orange cats 1865943
Reposted by ada juarez 🪐Pop Base @popbase.tv · 18/12/2024Rihanna had her boob signed by Mariah Carey at her concert last night: “Mariah Carey is signing my t*t y’all.” 362649313
Reposted by ada juarez 🪐al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 17/12/2024teaching my beloved son the true meaning of christmas (killing him) 711924
Reposted by ada juarez 🪐Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 18/12/2024mistle toe fetish 712228
Reposted by ada juarez 🪐 Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 18/12/2024who up waning they gibbous 615140
Reposted by ada juarez 🪐Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 18/12/2024No one ever told me I’d spend so much time as an adult stressing over garbage day landing on a holiday 2243190
Reposted by ada juarez 🪐Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 31/07/2023waiter: what would you like? date: I’ll have a ravioli me: I’ll also have some ravioli waiter: two raviolis then? me: no I want like 15 waiter: date: me: at least 19120
Reposted by ada juarez 🪐AnnaAnkaAnia @samerealwoman.bsky.social · 18/12/2024Starter pack? Well, I would love to start with coffee and donuts, please. 1642266
Reposted by ada juarez 🪐dan mentos @danmentos.com · 18/12/2024me: you dim sum, you lose some waiter (in chinese to other waiter): poison this man 111114201353
Reposted by ada juarez 🪐inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 18/12/2024i just finished baby proofing the apartment [rattles locks] no way they're getting back in 22985231
Reposted by ada juarez 🪐andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 18/12/2024Before I got a phone I just used to stare at my hand all day 411406213
Reposted by ada juarez 🪐Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 01/12/2024I just had a chocolate milk for the first time in I don’t know how long and I am straight-up giddy 2876611
Reposted by ada juarez 🪐Ingrid Ostby @ingridostby.bsky.social · 30/11/2024there should be a Waze feature to report cybertrucks and teslas 41289
Reposted by ada juarez 🪐Misty Miller ☻ @mistymadonna.bsky.social · 01/12/2024LIFE HACK: Answer your phone "Hello you're on the air" and 99% of the time people will just hang up. 602267193604
Reposted by ada juarez 🪐ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Not sure what possessed me to make this 21089061151
ada juarez 🪐 @ahduhj.bsky.social · 28/11/2024i genuinely love touring but the exhaustion gets sooo real 010
Reposted by ada juarez 🪐onion person @junlper.beer · 26/11/2024while dating: my beauotiful girlfriend, while engaged: my perfect fiancee, 5 minutes into being married: my bitch wife, 1589028590
Reposted by ada juarez 🪐Glenn White @justicar.xyz · 23/11/2024Do I need 150 HDMI cables? No, of course not. Do I HAVE 150 HDMI cables? Yes, of course I do. Who throws away a perfectly good HDMI cable? 4759454501
Reposted by ada juarez 🪐Phil Lindsey @phillindsey.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Guys ...the Linkin Park album is really good. 6744823
Reposted by ada juarez 🪐mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Some exciting personal news: I've just wedged myself into the small gap behind the dishwasher for reasons unclear even to me 1447766
Reposted by ada juarez 🪐Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 21/11/2024applying a cold stick of butter to my wounds 35691124
ada juarez 🪐 @ahduhj.bsky.social · 21/11/2024seeing videos of jon batiste makes me so happy he's such a happy camper 010
Reposted by ada juarez 🪐Zonule of Zinn @emkawe.bsky.social · 20/11/2024It was the Busta Rhymes It was the Wusta Rhymes 306234953207
Reposted by ada juarez 🪐kid gruesome @smeagolsfree.bsky.social · 20/11/2024I love my bedtime routine! First I catch up on the absolute worst takes of the day, then I stare into the darkness in silent agony 1032148
Reposted by ada juarez 🪐Lucifer @lucifers.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Where's all my heathens at? 8446478
Reposted by ada juarez 🪐ceej @ceej.online · 21/11/2024every time you get a new follower you should make sure to repost all your old bangers, in case they missed them 2240331
Reposted by ada juarez 🪐Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 20/11/2024why write a long-ass "following up!" email when you can just send "pls." 1125043
Reposted by ada juarez 🪐Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 20/11/2024To the tuna who died to get put in a can that wound up in the back of my cabinet until past expiration and which I just threw away: lol owned 0281
Reposted by ada juarez 🪐Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Also fyi since my October was deleted by election stress I’ll be doing a little trick or treating for Thanksgiving this year, so if I show up at your door with an empty plate just whack some mashed potatoes or stuffing on there for me okay? No need to be weird about it. 1253519201
