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Lucifer

@lucifers.bsky.social
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Light-Bringer & Shadow-Wielder | Ruler of Wit, and Hell. Not Evil, Just Misunderstood. Follow me on X @LucifersTweetz

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vexedheretic.bsky.social @vexedheretic.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Masturbation injuries will destroy ICE.
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Lucifer @lucifers.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Our water’s being poisoned. Our food isn’t safe. Air quality is tanking. Once-eradicated diseases are coming back. They’re gutting endangered species protections & opening federal lands to logging. All so billionaires can hoard more wealth. Are we great again?
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Lucifer @lucifers.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
People need to stop idolizing billionaires and start treating them like the greedy, resource-hoarding, people-exploiting fuckers they are.
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vexedheretic.bsky.social @vexedheretic.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Christianity is a political party. Like its guide book, it is rooted in hatred.
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vexedheretic.bsky.social @vexedheretic.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Christianity is powered by rascism.
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Lucifer @lucifers.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The worst thing about being a hypocrite is being a hypocrite.
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Lucifer @lucifers.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Call me crazy, but letting people who look like walking corpses run the government is a terrible fucking idea.
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Lucifer @lucifers.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
If you think Graham Platner is a piece of shit, then you should also think that Pete Hegseth and Donald Trump are pieces of shit. If you don’t, you’re a fucking hypocrite.
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Lucifer @lucifers.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
It takes truly evil people to conceal Mitch McConnell’s condition (he’s dead) from the American public just to maintain a political edge
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Lucifer @lucifers.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Mitch McConnell is on life support, so just do what I would do — unplug him for ten little seconds, then plug him back in. If the old fossil still won’t boot up… consider it my personal gift from me to me. Term limits delivered.
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Lucifer @lucifers.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
The Islamic Republic of Japan is a dangerous regime with a radical ideology of extreme punctuality, obsessive cleanliness, obsessive bowing, and terrifying technological superiority. These people cannot be allowed to have a nuclear weapon.
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Lucifer @lucifers.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Mitch McConnell will keep ‘working remotely’ while recovering until Aug 8, followed by his surprising but peaceful death—just late enough under Kentucky rules to avoid a special election.
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Lucifer @lucifers.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Trump is one blood clot away from being Mitch McConnell.
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Lucifer @lucifers.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Spoiler alert: The people who want to give you healthcare, housing, and a living wage aren’t the evil people.
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Lucifer @lucifers.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The worst thing about Graham Platner being accused of rape is that Trump raped kids with Epstein.
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Lucifer @lucifers.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Mitch McConnell being brain-dead shouldn’t surprise anyone. He’s been brain-dead for years.
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Lucifer @lucifers.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Keeping Mitch McConnell on life support is cruel, but he fucking deserves it.
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Lucifer @lucifers.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Being brain-dead is a requirement of the Republican Party.
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Lucifer @lucifers.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
MAGA calling for Graham Platner to step down over rape allegations is next-level hypocrisy when Trump has been found liable in civil court for rape and has pedophile allegations against him.
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Lucifer @lucifers.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The curse is real; everything Trump touches goes to hell.
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Lucifer @lucifers.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
People don’t hate Trump because they hate their country; they hate Trump because they love their country.
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Lucifer @lucifers.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
If you can’t prove your God exists, stop asking atheists to prove that he doesn’t. The burden of proof is your problem.
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Lucifer @lucifers.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
People who say “I can’t do that, it’s against my religion” are practicing religious freedom. People who say “You can’t do that, it’s against my religion” are practicing authoritarianism.
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Lucifer @lucifers.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
There’s nothing more American than celebrating Independence from tyranny & taxes… in a country full of tyranny & taxes. Happy 4th of July.
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Lucifer @lucifers.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Friendly reminder: Christian Nationalists are a threat to everyone everywhere.
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Lucifer @lucifers.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
When people get super religious out of the blue, it’s safe to assume they did something really bad
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Lucifer @lucifers.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
People don’t hate Trump because they hate their country; they hate Trump because they love their country.
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vexedheretic.bsky.social @vexedheretic.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Fuck ICE
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vexedheretic.bsky.social @vexedheretic.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I left X a couple of years ago. I have one friend left telling the truth to the dipshit Nazis on X.
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Lucifer @lucifers.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Donald Trump has depleted the oil reserves, the bomb reserve, and he's working on the federal reserve.
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Lucifer @lucifers.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I’ve never seen rich people fighting among themselves to defend the poor, but I have seen poor people fighting among themselves to defend the rich.
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Lucifer @lucifers.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
One nation under surveillance, divided, with liberty and justice for none.
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Lucifer @lucifers.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
They call them “data centers” because calling them “mass surveillance centers” might cause an uprising.
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Lucifer @lucifers.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I'm more Christian than MAGA and I'm the devil.
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vexedheretic.bsky.social @vexedheretic.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
This is where Secretary of War (the bestest most ultimatest warrior who ever warriored) Pete Hegseth sleeps. youtube.com/shorts/zj4aM...
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80s TV commercial classic | A11 Warthog Jet Bed | #airplane #sleep #military
YouTube video by 80s TV Channel (Parody)
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Gloria 🦋 @coranch.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Totally agree! JFK was trying to get rid if AIPAC! Coincidence?
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Lucifer @lucifers.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
People should worry less about poor people having too much and worry more about why the rich never have enough.
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Lucifer @lucifers.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
If you’re against vaccines, I just assume you sell coffins for kids on the side.
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Lucifer @lucifers.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Your government is run by pedophiles and they’re paid by Israel.
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Lucifer @lucifers.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Studies show: The more money you have, the less your brain registers human suffering. Empathy centers basically shut down. No wonder these fucking billionaires can watch people struggle without flinching. Power doesn’t just corrupt; it rewires the brain.
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Lucifer @lucifers.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Disgraced LAPD Detective Mark Fuhrman has arrived in Hell.
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Lucifer @lucifers.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
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Lucifer @lucifers.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
One of the worst parts of this era in history is the brutal, unavoidable realization of just how fucking evil people can be and how shamelessly, gleefully they put it on display for the entire world to see.
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John Paul @johnpaulhi.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Lucifer with the truth
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Brown Eyed Susan @browneyedsusan.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
The team that prayed to a golden statue of Trump, wanted you to know how serious they were about religion, today.
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vexedheretic.bsky.social @vexedheretic.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
The United States is not a Christian nation
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Lucifer @lucifers.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
The people who don’t believe doctors, scientists, or environmentalists are the same people who believe without a doubt there’s an invisible man in the sky with a personalized retirement plan for them.
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Lucifer @lucifers.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
As people gather on the National Mall today to rededicate the nation to God, remember that if this were really a Christian nation, we wouldn’t have homeless people, hungry children, or megachurches and billionaires sitting on piles of wealth while everyone else struggles.
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Lucifer @lucifers.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
A deadly, untreatable outbreak of Ebola is nothing to worry about. We have a dick specialist and a heroin addict with brain worms heading up the nation's outbreak of infectious diseases.
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Lucifer @lucifers.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Billionaires are the serial killers of the planet.
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