Ingrid Ostby @ingridostby.bsky.social · 19/04/2026look don't make a big deal of it but i'm having ginger beer in a goblet i made 160
Ingrid Ostby @ingridostby.bsky.social · 14/04/2026coming back on here to check in on my bots. how are all my bots 480
Ingrid Ostby @ingridostby.bsky.social · 12/01/2026"place frozen pizza directly on oven rack" I KNOW!!! we KNOW already. you say this EVERY TIME 151
Ingrid Ostby @ingridostby.bsky.social · 07/12/2025very pleased to find out that on new years eve people used to wear tiny little versions of real hats to celebrate 131
Ingrid Ostby @ingridostby.bsky.social · 02/12/2025i could've carved a thousand marble statues in the time i've spent trying to figure people out 070
Ingrid Ostby @ingridostby.bsky.social · 02/12/2025was looking into a dog walking service and one of the FAQs said "what happens if my dog goes missing?" which i thought was weird??? like how often is that happening to even have that on there. so i looked up reviews... they have lost AT LEAST NINE DOGS. this is a dog losing service. 3151
Ingrid Ostby @ingridostby.bsky.social · 01/12/2025it seems just a moment ago i looked with promise at a very long weekend and yet now we go headlong back into hell 080
Ingrid Ostby @ingridostby.bsky.social · 28/11/2025in theory i do like the concept of a "jingle bell square" 171
Ingrid Ostby @ingridostby.bsky.social · 27/11/2025people are complaining about Pluribus like "it's just a woman in her house all day and night, really boring to watch" but i am also that, and i actually find house and me quite interesting 090
Ingrid Ostby @ingridostby.bsky.social · 25/11/2025it's "will i ever warm up" season in my neck of the woods here in throw blanket county 071
Ingrid Ostby @ingridostby.bsky.social · 24/11/2025i literally never want days to end. i want no one to need sleep and everyone to stay awake with me until it's tomorrow morning and we can have coffee again. 1110
Ingrid Ostby @ingridostby.bsky.social · 24/11/2025online shopping is so fun. i want to look at 400 sites and 6,000 items to find the one very basic thing i want that seemingly doesn't exist 050
Ingrid Ostby @ingridostby.bsky.social · 22/11/2025this was the chorus to MMMbop by Hanson last time i did karaoke 0153
Ingrid Ostby @ingridostby.bsky.social · 20/11/2025i don't really like power couples. one half needs to be kinda quiet and not show up to stuff 150
Ingrid Ostby @ingridostby.bsky.social · 19/11/2025in "i guess this is who i am now" news, another year of growing pepps and making my own hot sauce in the books 3140
Ingrid Ostby @ingridostby.bsky.social · 19/11/2025went to the eye doctor yesterday and she said everything looked great but then kept reiterating "just come back immediately if you start to see spots" and i have to be honest, i was not concerned about spots before but now i'm a bit nervous 040
Ingrid Ostby @ingridostby.bsky.social · 19/11/2025a man standing next to me on the train passed out while holding onto the subway pole and we had to shake him awake and he wouldn't wake up then finally he did and goes "sorry i just really don't feel well" and then the doors opened and he walked off 180
Ingrid Ostby @ingridostby.bsky.social · 18/11/2025since when does the calculator app keep history of all your calculations. this is so embarrassing. in May i did "18+14" help 082
Ingrid Ostby @ingridostby.bsky.social · 30/07/2025just learned there's a city in Alaska called Unalaska 120
Ingrid Ostby @ingridostby.bsky.social · 26/07/2025all everyone had to do was be against mass murder from day one, but instead they were like "now now let's think about this for a sec" for two fucking years 070
Reposted by Ingrid OstbyBella cool GRRiginal 🦝 @bellatrellia.bsky.social · 25/07/2025You used to be able to explode a lightbulb by accident more times in your life 1213
Ingrid Ostby @ingridostby.bsky.social · 22/07/2025house music on at the bar and the chorus is just a guy saying "i wanna see all my friends at once" 250
Ingrid Ostby @ingridostby.bsky.social · 12/07/2025the idea of changing the aspect ratio on prison CCTV footage is so incredibly funny. are the Epstein tapes gonna get 70mm showings? did they color grade it like The Green Mile 030
Ingrid Ostby @ingridostby.bsky.social · 11/07/2025the Reply All ep breaking this down would've gone so hard 040
Reposted by Ingrid OstbyAlasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 02/07/2025"It's like when Dylan went electric," I say, thinking about when Jessica Fletcher switched from a typewriter to a PC. 18781151
Ingrid Ostby @ingridostby.bsky.social · 29/06/2025literally the bravest thing you can do in a household is reorganize under the kitchen sink 080
Ingrid Ostby @ingridostby.bsky.social · 29/06/2025ohh didn't like a movie i like? sounds like a you problem loved a movie i hated?? feels like that's on you 030
Ingrid Ostby @ingridostby.bsky.social · 22/06/2025one day your life's normal the next you're getting 0.0007 cents from the Criterion Channel settlement 010
Ingrid Ostby @ingridostby.bsky.social · 19/06/2025contestants at the end of jeopardy should have to shuffle out from behind the podiums so we can see the rest of them. what's going on down there 060
Ingrid Ostby @ingridostby.bsky.social · 14/06/2025thirtysomething maga woman driving with a dog on her lap was provoking protestors and a guy yelled "I HOPE KRISTI NOEM DOESN'T SHOOT YOUR DOG" which i really enjoyed 040
Ingrid Ostby @ingridostby.bsky.social · 14/06/2025my insane kitten kept dragging individual Crocs up the stairs late at night which really did sound like a human man trudging to come do a murder so i bought her her own baby Croc and now it just sounds like a lil child is coming to kill me each night instead 060
Ingrid Ostby @ingridostby.bsky.social · 14/06/2025*kicking bee hive* [the bees get angry, sting] everyone, the bees have launched an indiscriminate attack against me 020
Ingrid Ostby @ingridostby.bsky.social · 06/06/2025'The Ugly Stepsister' is so fun and gross! yay for Scandinavian freaks 020
Ingrid Ostby @ingridostby.bsky.social · 04/06/2025not much of a suicidal person but linkedin gets me pretty close 020
Ingrid Ostby @ingridostby.bsky.social · 04/06/2025in new york we like to get a bacon cheese and egg for bfast, then take the 4/6/5 to West Village & grab a cut of pizza slab for lunch 110
Ingrid Ostby @ingridostby.bsky.social · 20/05/2025hey @chicago.suntimes.com I was wondering how you square being the "hardest-working paper in America" with using ChatGPT on a summer reading list that you didn't bother to fact-check whatsoever??? lmk! 041
Ingrid Ostby @ingridostby.bsky.social · 13/05/2025if you don't have a stockpile of 25-90 lil containers in your home to sporadically put plants in, i guess congrats on being sane or whatever!!!! 170
Ingrid Ostby @ingridostby.bsky.social · 13/05/2025if you want my opinion, there is genuinely no way to stop myself from saying "my tummy hurts" whenever my tummy hurts 050
