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kid gruesome @smeagolsfree.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I promise to use my powers for good, only very occasionally for evil, and always for class war

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House of 1000 Fionas @cogentanalysis.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Can't tell if this is pre-menopause, or just the ill effects of this ring I'm carrying to Mordor

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AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

sherman, for the love of god!

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kid gruesome @smeagolsfree.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

"I'm not like the other girls" 🥰 I advocate for violence against fascists ☺️

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kid gruesome @smeagolsfree.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

She's risking her life to try to deliver humanitarian aid to Palestinians is what she did! She's a brave Swedish activist! And in his house, Greta Thunberg is a hero, end of story!!!

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kid gruesome @smeagolsfree.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

She's risking her life to try to deliver humanitarian aid to Palestinians is what she did! She's a brave Swedish activist! And in his house, Greta Thunberg is a hero, end of story!!!

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kid gruesome @smeagolsfree.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

I am completely confident that I could have ruined Friedrich Nietzsche's life

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kid gruesome @smeagolsfree.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

I'm a lot like our Lord in that I also sleep for 3 days after an eventful Friday night

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kid gruesome @smeagolsfree.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

Day 2 of jury duty. No, no, I'm not a hero. Just your average citizen

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kid gruesome @smeagolsfree.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

They can make me go to jury duty. But they can't make me shower

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kid gruesome @smeagolsfree.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

Call the cops, Dad's listening to Joe Rogan again

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kid gruesome @smeagolsfree.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

I wish I had a normal childhood, adolescence, and adulthood

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kid gruesome @smeagolsfree.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

My plans for tomorrow: 12:00:00 PM: I try to get NIN tickets 12:00:10 PM: I throw my laptop into the East River

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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

i'll be the first to admit i was skeptical about Fangloxx the Pussy Vaporizer from Planet X99. but then he vaporized my pussy

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kid gruesome @smeagolsfree.bsky.social · 24/01/2025

I'm experiencing the terrors and the horrors, don't text

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kid gruesome @smeagolsfree.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

There's nothing I fear more in this world than receiving a text message

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kid gruesome @smeagolsfree.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

Call the cops, Dad's getting interested in religion again

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kid gruesome @smeagolsfree.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

I really want to make some big, positive changes in the new year. Now all I need to achieve my goals is a full frontal lobotomy

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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

‘Tis the season

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kid gruesome @smeagolsfree.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

we all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you

A black and white photo of Elliott Smith. He is wearing a beanie and a hoodie. He is not exactly smiling but he is not frowning either.

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kid gruesome @smeagolsfree.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

Anyone on here know how to escape the endless cycle of samsara? Asking for me

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737 max [spooky] @bluebookvalue.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

you mean the guy the federal government pays to build rockets is a nazi??? say it ain’t so

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kid gruesome @smeagolsfree.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

Peppermint Patty is the white liberal feminist. She has internalized the tactics of the oppressor and, seeking to seize what power the patriarchy allows her in service of its own perpetuation, she wields them over Marcie. Nowhere is this more evident than in the interpellation "sir."

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Ej Dickson @ejdickson.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

Jordan Peterson: Homer used to be able to choke Bart when he said ‘why, you little.’ And when he did that it was bloody magical. A thousand parental frustrations laid bare, the untrammeled paternal id for all the world to see. An unparalleled *starts weeping* moment of catharsis

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

Sir a second darkness has hit the edge of town

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kid gruesome @smeagolsfree.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

Sigh... This is the part of the job I hate. *works 9-5, Monday-Friday*

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kid gruesome @smeagolsfree.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

🎶 I'm pinching a loaf where the rain gets in

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

A play started in the first act must eventually come to its conclusion. This literary rule is known as Chekhov’s Play

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Jennifer L. Pozner @jennpozner.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

Every time we see this, we should repost it. Let's make it the anti-fascist version of the "Tom Holland Lip lip syncing to Umbrella in a corset" video: everyone must reshare every time, and no one gets annoyed.

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david lunch @nicemustard.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

COLE: COOP, THEY CAUGHT THE CEO SHOOTER. HIS NAME WAS TONY SPAGHETTI, REAL BOY NEXT DOOR. ABS LIKE ADONIS. POLITICAL IDEAS OF A FUTON. PERHAPS THE IDEAL MAN

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Drew @dschnoeb.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

Got this in the mail last year and still have no idea who sent it to us or why.

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kid gruesome @smeagolsfree.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

Life is just like that movie Babe except most of us will never get the "that'll do, pig" for which we are desperate

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The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

Shooting the Grinch point blank in the back of the head on a city sidewalk but successfully eluding capture because the words “stink”, “stank”, “stunk” are etched on the shell casings and everyone kind of gets it

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ceej @ceej.online · 04/07/2024

they’re working on a bipartisan bill to give the statue of liberty huge honkers

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kid gruesome @smeagolsfree.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

Is anyone looking for a light holiday read?

The cover of a Santa Claus erotica book called Santa Claus is Going to Town On Me. There is a picture of a bearded Santa Claus clad in red with seductive eyes. There is a red ribbon around him that is suggestive of a whip.

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a ancient CURSE @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

whoever they catch was with us all day and couldn’t have been at the scene, you understand?

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kid gruesome @smeagolsfree.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

My top artist this year was Chappell Roan. I have been Chappell owned

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kid gruesome @smeagolsfree.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

I know what I would write on my shell casings to send a strong message. "Money for Nothing, Chicks for Free"

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Drew @4484.cool · 15/06/2024

Do you think that when Lee Harvey did that thing to John, he blew the smoke off the barrel and said something cold like "Via con dios"

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kid gruesome @smeagolsfree.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Look at this large man. He's my nephew. He doesn't even CARE that the United Healthcare CEO was killed. He LOVES blood

A large tuxedo cat named Titan is sitting on my lap. He has black spots on his nose that resemble a mustache. He has a faraway gaze.

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House of 1000 Fionas @cogentanalysis.bsky.social · 20/06/2024

Rammstein's songs are about universal human experiences: man's inhumanity towards man, time's cruel & inexorable march forward, air show disasters, not having a mom bc you were grown in a lab, sex cannibals, being a lonely Bavarian who wants only for a woman with enormous jugs, &c

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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 16/11/2023

gimme yule gimme fire don me now with gay attire

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Tanya @tanya.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

i took a British guy home and when i woke up all my artifacts were gone

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Noah Garfinkel @noahgarfinkel.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

I woke up, made some coffee, and immediately edited a 7 year old viral video into a 28 year old Ace Of Base song.

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kid gruesome @smeagolsfree.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

More like... Pod Save My Dick and Balls

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