Reposted by Zonule of ZinnThe Onion @theonion.com · 09/04/2026Swollen RFK Jr. Warns Americans Not Eating Enough Bees theonion.com/swollen-rfk-jr-warns-a… 375136892332
Reposted by Zonule of ZinnBuckinghamshire Archives @bucksarchives.bsky.social · 08/04/2026There aren't many jobs in the archive sector, but there are a lot of people studying to become archivists. This has led to the development of the combination Archivist/Ronin, a wandering historian bound to no daimyo or record office 58822
Reposted by Zonule of Zinnavery @pucksarcana.bsky.social · 05/04/2026turbulence is name of ambulance but for turtles 1565
Reposted by Zonule of ZinnOscar Lozada @oz-of-the-ancients.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Windows needed urgently! "Four of this type exactly. Exactly! But hurry, hurry, by tomorrow!" The writer provided a helpful diagram - notice the little man with his arms up denoting height! Egyptian hieratic script on a pot shard, c.1200 BC 📸 Me #FindsFriday #archaeology🏺 310737
Zonule of Zinn @emkawe.bsky.social · 03/04/2026The kardashians too but they all figured out the divorced bit 011
Zonule of Zinn @emkawe.bsky.social · 03/04/2026The women from secret lives of mormon wives are so fascinating to me because every episode they're all like "I need to do what's best for me" and none of them ever realise what would be best for them is to stop being on a reality show and divorce their shitty husbands 050
Reposted by Zonule of ZinnOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 02/04/2026“did you know they sent folks to the moon today?” me: 1343848
Reposted by Zonule of ZinnAlexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 31/03/2026speak loudly and ask if you can borrow somebody else’s stick 1272926560
Zonule of Zinn @emkawe.bsky.social · 30/03/2026I could write an essay about how insane all these tiktok mums get about the aesthetics of 'sensory bins' why have I just seen a woman selling a few handfuls of dry rice she's dyed and scented for £14 a bag?? And people are genuinely buying it?? 020
Zonule of Zinn @emkawe.bsky.social · 30/03/2026I've been noticing a lot of comments pointing out/complaining about AI or using the word slop are being hidden and I guess this is why :/ 010
Zonule of Zinn @emkawe.bsky.social · 30/03/2026I wish boomers cared about real animals that live outdoors as much as they do about commenting on ai slop animal videos 050
Reposted by Zonule of ZinnGiraud, basically @giraud.bsky.social · 29/03/2026She was right to say it 137558
Zonule of Zinn @emkawe.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Nobody has been in the mood for April fools news stories for a few years now because everything just feels like some kind of sick joke 030
Reposted by Zonule of ZinnVan Weasel @vanweezer.myatproto.social · 29/03/2026They should make blankets for tall people 4345
Reposted by Zonule of ZinnRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 27/03/2026it's very important to me that i never say "Clavicular" out loud. i can read it and write it but it is not a word i want to emit from my human body. 3735115
Reposted by Zonule of Zinndissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 25/03/2026there needs to be freelance work for people who are decent at various weird things 4624
Reposted by Zonule of ZinnMiss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 25/03/2026It takes 69 minutes to fly to the south of France. Nice 57016
Zonule of Zinn @emkawe.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Me concluding every gcse history essay I ever wrote 020
Zonule of Zinn @emkawe.bsky.social · 25/03/2026You could make a tiktok putting slice of cheese on a plate and people would still be like "recipe??" 000
Zonule of Zinn @emkawe.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Google has a lot to answer for generally but, mainly making it fashionable for job interviewers to ask some insane stupid question just to see how you react to a surprise. How am I supposed to feel prepared when there's a non zero chance of "how many salmon could you fit in a campervan" tomorrow? 000
Zonule of Zinn @emkawe.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Job seeking in Heritage atm is like: amazing new museum job opportunity as part of heritage lottery funded project 🥰 Museum assistant Middle of nowhere at least masters degree or equivalent, PhD preferred Fixed term 1 week Salary 20p and a pat on the back Early starts late evenings and weekends 030
Reposted by Zonule of ZinnDougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 25/03/2026yeah im bummed about sora. bummed i sora bunch of stupid fake videos 3790751450
Zonule of Zinn @emkawe.bsky.social · 24/03/2026It's the law that local authority websites have to be borderline unusable 020
Zonule of Zinn @emkawe.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Have we had an influencer ordering a Cuba libre and calling it activism yet? 010
Reposted by Zonule of ZinnPostcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 19/03/2026THE PIGEONS ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO CATCH HERE SO GOING ON TO TRAFALGAR SQUARE TOMORROW. 817029
Reposted by Zonule of ZinnPostcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Many thanks for the new gecko. 836370
Reposted by Zonule of ZinnToby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 23/03/2026i like how people talk about "the markets" like it's an omniscient mystical entity when the current situation proves it's a bunch of rubes with short-term memory issues taking a liar at face value every day 28116
Zonule of Zinn @emkawe.bsky.social · 23/03/2026I really need to do my Bay of Pigs homework before the sequel comes out 010
Zonule of Zinn @emkawe.bsky.social · 22/03/2026Regret to inform I have become stardew valleypilled again, just unlocked the greenhouse babeyy 030
Zonule of Zinn @emkawe.bsky.social · 22/03/2026Updated my job application spreadsheet and it's a solid 50-50 split between being ghosted and getting a proper rejection email atm 010
Reposted by Zonule of ZinnfuturedadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 22/03/2026you can only play leap frog every four years 39737
Zonule of Zinn @emkawe.bsky.social · 21/03/2026How I remember the word fish (سمك samak) in arabic:media.tenor.coma close up of a man 's face with the word prime on the bottom rightAlt: A man getting smacked in the face with a fish 020
Reposted by Zonule of ZinnJorkin B Peanitson @bonerman-inc.bsky.social · 20/03/2026googoo dolls iris voice 4249091078
Zonule of Zinn @emkawe.bsky.social · 19/03/2026If I was a microwave popcorn manufacturer I would shape the bag in such a way as to not get stuck in the microwave and burn the popcorn 000
Zonule of Zinn @emkawe.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Any time someone talks about having heavy periods/intense cramps online I see at least one "hey girlie this isn't normal talk to a doctor 🥺🥰" comment which is broadly fine but kind of assumes the doctor gives a fuck and wants to do anything about it 000
