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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

The Doomsday Clock is too grim. We should change it to this.

The Cliffhanger game on Price Is Right. A contestant had her hands on her head in excited stress as she watches the little mountain climber rise up the numbered ramp toward the edge based on how far off she was on a product's price. If there was audio, you'd be hearing yodeling right now.

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 23/07/2025

corn dogs are just meat twinkies

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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Putting a bottle or can of pop in the freezer to cool it quickly and assuming you'll pull it out before it explodes is known as 'the devil's fizzy wager.'

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 9h

Telling a child that they were adopted is the hardest thing about being a party clown

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 10h

Typical Sunday. Read the Bible to my cat and spilled nachos on my sex cape

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 11h

Gemini: Your life is like a game of Monopoly. You don’t fully understand the rules and it seems like it will never end.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 11h

Scorpio: The stars have once again aligned to ensure that your poor choices become everyone else’s problem.

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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

damn that baby looks cool as hell

photo of an anti-smoking billboard that shows a painting of a baby smoking a cigarette. text says "You're not the only one smoking. Secondhand smoke contains over 7000 chemicals, including 70 known to cause cancer. Text QUITSMOKING or QUITVAPING to 66819 or call 800-300-8086

KICK/T

Brought to you by Ihya County Tobacco Education Program

California"
There is a green street sign in front of the billboard that says PA HA LANE.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Just saw my 5th grade math teacher at Chili’s. I yelled “isosceles triangle” and he gave me a thumbs up

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Audrey Porne @audreyporne.bsky.social · 30/07/2023

if you don't like The Offspring then maybe you should have hired a different funeral stripper

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Lauren Flans @laurenflans.bsky.social · 10/03/2024

Oh; I concur that this is not my circus, but those ARE, in fact, my monkeys. And therein lies the problem, constable: this circus has obtained my monkeys by nefarious means.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Kill me once, shame on you. That’s pretty much it

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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

join the military, you get to starve on a rusting ship that repeatedly sails into and out of the range of enemy missiles in order to manipulate gambling websites where people bet on your death

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

When you die they tell you who let the dogs out

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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art · 03/10/2026

it's one one day a week we actively try to pay bills (we're very sorry) welcome back to ✨Shameless Self Promotion Saturday✨ support artists and help show the world that a Voluntary Profit way of life is better just please buy things. it's rough out there here's a bunch of shirts moxiest.art

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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

me: Hey, I can’t sleep. Do you think it’s because of stress? hand puppet: *rolls over on my pillow to look at me* you have had a lot on your plate recently.

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy

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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 06/12/2023

text from my boss: 'where are u, meeting has started' Me, remembering my therapists advice about positive framing: im enjoying some diarrhea

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Before you judge me, bounce a mile on my pogo stick

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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 12/10/2023

sometimes i delete a post because i've grown as a person in those 45 seconds

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

After murder-suicides, people always say, “They should’ve killed themselves first.” But think about it- then how could they kill the other person?

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

And God saw the boys that he had made, and behold, they were back in town

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

If you love the boys, set them free. If they come back to town, they’re yours

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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 06/11/2024

Going outside but shaking my head the whole time so people know I don’t agree with what’s going on

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

please understand that all of my jokes are a personal attack on you

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

Shaved 5 minutes off my morning routine by brushing my teeth and riding the mechanical duck outside the supermarket at the same time

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It was the fast of times, it was the furious of times

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

[Facebook messaging the one kid who signed my yearbook] Just wanted to let you know that I did have a great summer

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Myq Kaplan @myqkaplan.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

I like to wrap potatoes in aluminum foil because I don't want the government to know what my potatoes are thinking.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I hate when you're playing Candy Crush and your kid falls into the gorilla cage

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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 28/07/2023

what is wrong with me and how do I monetize it

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

If I were rich, I’d buy stuff I wouldn’t even use. Like helicopters or pants

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leemanish.bsky.social @leemanish.bsky.social · 19/08/2023

the Amish have over a hundred words for suspenders

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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

[commercial for stones] are you tired of killing 2 birds with your bare fuckin hands

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The word "Shrek" does not appear in the constitution, rendering it an imperfect document

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The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 15/07/2023

In Canada they call Grimace “Purple Dennis”

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River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The feral cats can’t set fires with their minds. That’s just a rumor started by the feral cats.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Kool-Aid Man crashes through the hotel room wall, catching his wife having sex with the Hawaiian Punch guy

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 28/09/2026

claude just went rogue and liked a bunch of my wife's best friend's vacation selfies from 2018

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

If God is all powerful and all loving why are new bags of potato chips half empty

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

whoever keeps screaming "oh god fuck me Aquaman" needs to keep it down because my wife is trying to take a bath

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

On your first day of prison, walk up to the biggest guy there and ask him where the suggestion box is

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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/06/2025

Real Estate: Close To Transportation

This 2-bedroom, 1.5-bath home is conveniently located on a bustling stretch of tarmac at LaGuardia Airport.

Reference #257977

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

you hear Crouching Tiger and you're thinking, well that's gotta be the most fearsome and best camouflaged creature in this title,

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catren parker dot come @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

Boss Hogg: flayed woman with antlers hung from a tree *spits* them god damn duke boys are at it again

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

On your first day of prison, walk up to the biggest guy there and ask him where the suggestion box is

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Why do we "park on a driveway" and "masturbate to clown porn"

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