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Audrey Porne @audreyporne.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Have you guys seen the blowj*b discourse over on twitter? Incredible.

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Audrey Porne @audreyporne.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Met a sweet baby angel on my way to the shops. Headbumps received.

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Audrey Porne @audreyporne.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

In 2009 you could tweet "Waiter, their's a typo in my tweet" and literally be given seven millions dollars and a chance to smell Ellen DeGeneres

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Audrey Porne @audreyporne.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

my friend saw a ginger baby at the mall and when she got home all of her framed family photos were upside down

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Audrey Porne @audreyporne.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

I just instinctively shook my ass to a Cardi song, momentarily forgetting I had surgery on my spine a week ago. I feel like I just got hammered in the back with a folding chair

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Audrey Porne @audreyporne.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

my husband just told me the first thing I did when I was wheeled out of surgery was ask him for my phone so I could "post a relatable meme". chronically online girlies never quit 🙏

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Audrey Porne @audreyporne.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

I just had to weigh myself for a medical form and it's like, I'm not supposed to know my physical weight, I am a concept. How much does a sad ghost weigh? Exactly.

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Still Any Good? @stillanygood.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

In that case, here's a shameless plug for our Empire Records episode, with the super @audreyporne.bsky.social

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Audrey Porne @audreyporne.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

Giving me cutlery with my bagel is kind of like asking me for a blowjob. I'm just going to use my hands instead.

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Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

My boss went to the food court at lunch, and is now serving 5-10 in food prison!

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Audrey Porne @audreyporne.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

Challengers rewatch. Follow me on @letterboxd please - I want to know what you like and judge privately / improve my watchlist. Audponz

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Audrey Porne @audreyporne.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

trying to convince a guy to wear a condom. call that a wrap battle

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Audrey Porne @audreyporne.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

Please don't let AI take over movies. What will I watch for entertainment then? Improv shows?? What if they ask me to yell out a profession??? I can't do that

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Audrey Porne @audreyporne.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

I've figured out where I am on the political spectrum: Trans women should own AR-15s.

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Audrey Porne @audreyporne.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

When a straight man in his 30s says he watches Euphoria it's like, oh I'm sure.

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Audrey Porne @audreyporne.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

"Stop riling my dog up!" I am rizzing your dog up. We are aura farming. I'm going to buy him a hat.

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Audrey Porne @audreyporne.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

Am I allowed to post 'i feel like k*lling myself' on bluesky or are you guys not chill like that?

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Audrey Porne @audreyporne.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

Performing standup next week, first time since June due my ongoing back injury. Might be kinda hard to perform standup when I can't currently stand up.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

It takes a big man to admit that he’s wrong. It takes a small man to squeeze through the dog door

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Audrey Porne @audreyporne.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

I can only say things like "a guillotine couldn't take away the head I'd give him" in front of friend group A. Friend group B gets "yeah, he's really lovely".

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Audrey Porne @audreyporne.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

*messages you at 10.50am* U up? 🫦

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

I can really relate to Rebecca and Diane from cheers. Ted Danson is just constantly trying to fuck me

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Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

Easter is too commercialized now adays. I liked it better when it was just about killing a dude and hiding the body in a cave

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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

‘You boy! How do I unsubscribe from all these Black Friday emails?’

Scrooge leaning out of his window, yelling to a passing lad at the end of the film

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Audrey Porne @audreyporne.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

You won't commission an Etsy witch cause "it's silly", but you'll decorate a dead tree inside your house with lights and ornamental animals? Okay. Guess you hate women in the workforce.

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Audrey Porne @audreyporne.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

That cancelled TV show you'll never stop thinking about (is this not everyone's answer?)

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🫜🫚🌶️ Caitlin Spice 🌶️🫚🫜 @catespice.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

[me to my gay friends] so which one of you drives the car and which one points to the cows and says ‘cow’?

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

can bluesky please stop hiding replies just because they have bad words in them? i'm a grownup, i can read the word "fuck"

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VonTraphaus @vontraphaus.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

Commenting “obviously AI. Look how fucked up the hands are” on all my friends new baby pics

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Audrey Porne @audreyporne.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

I'm on 6 pills a day right now for my back injury and I haven't seen the Hat Man yet, but every time I fall asleep, it feels like I'm slipping into the Backrooms

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Audrey Porne @audreyporne.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

Been friends with this girl for a few months, im about to call her "bitch" for the first time, in a friendly way. About to risk it all.

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Audrey Porne @audreyporne.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

the US needs a president who is goth

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Audrey Porne @audreyporne.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

I hate how we have to be careful about what we say. Ariana acts like a toddler, and the crying and baby talk her and Cynthia do is pretentious and annoying. Get a grip

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Audrey Porne @audreyporne.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

Top 5 ppl i want to kiss - Ricky from trailer park boys - Darren Trumeter in drag - Darren trumeter out of drag - Julia Garner in anything - the girl reading this

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Andrew Todd @ IAWG @andrewtodd.co.nz · 30/11/2025

Recently heard a 21-year-old asking whether older generations "know who Garfield is" and y'know what, maybe we don't, not truly

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Audrey Porne @audreyporne.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

toaster isn't available. what are you putting in this bath?

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Audrey Porne @audreyporne.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

People say it's cringe to be into astrology but I'm a Scorpio and that's the best one, so I will be partaking in the cringeness

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Audrey Porne @audreyporne.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

Getting yelled at by a customer for a decision out of my control decided by someone who makes more money than me

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Audrey Porne @audreyporne.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

I'm so lonely I've synced cycles with my washing machine.

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Audrey Porne @audreyporne.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

Leigh Whannell smoking a cigarette in Saw, you will always be famous. A vape could never look this hot.

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Audrey Porne @audreyporne.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

how it feels to be right when you literally just guessed with confidence

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Audrey Porne @audreyporne.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

In Euphoria Season 3, actress Girly McLady will play a camgirl sex addict who's selling molly to high-school strippers to fund her penis addiction

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Audrey Porne @audreyporne.bsky.social · 08/10/2023

I want what they have (cocaine)

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Ernest Borgten @nonseriousstuff.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

How come technology can invent a self saucing cake but we still don't have a self eating ass?

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Audrey Porne @audreyporne.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

when my husband is away, I tell him the shows he's not allowed to watch until he's home so we can watch them together, but sometimes I send him teasers

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