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The dumb ignorabt shit head

@urplepingo.bsky.social
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happy filth_oween @filth-waste.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
shouting “counting or not counting gang violence” before cumming
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The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Has anyone considered that executing healthcare CEO’s is a morally required act in a society victimized at scale by their actuarial vagaries?
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The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 30/05/2024
I’m here to do two things chew bubblegum and run out of bubblegum and I’m all out of bubblegum
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The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Me, willingly suspending my disbelief: Wow!
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The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I just checked in on Charlie Kirk and you’ll be pleased to know he’s doing fine
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The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Reading up on this Machiavelli character and I’m beginning to think he was quite aptly named
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The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Imagine missing that head though, go straight back to sniper school you’re weak
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The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Guy named Joey Hotdog entering a chestnut eating contest
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The PS1 startup sound as a lesbian @janus.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
it’s that time of year again
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The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
[languidly swirling my snifter of cognac] Machinations? Me?!
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The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 15/07/2023
In Canada they call Grimace “Purple Dennis”
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The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Satan rejoicing that Jesus is dead today, natural wonders abound
A rainbow
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The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
They’re not LIKE the Snuggie
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The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
I’m a single issue voter
I support dogs with diarrhea
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The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
I should get an Oscar for not watching the Oscars
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The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Tolkien cooked so hard when he named him Grima Wormtongue
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The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
New year new me (even bigger piece of shit)
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THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
My sister’s friend recently went to the Museum of Natural History in Pakistan and folks… there’s nothing natural about it
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The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Visited by three ghosts this Christmas but they’re all just Depression
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The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Gonna follow this ghastly eldritch light into the woods brb
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The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Probably fine that I ignore the broken gate over the small culvert that leads to the innermost sanctum of my fortress, it’s not like anyone will notice it and I can use the time and money I save to add more unskilled archers to the parapets
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roosterhogfish.bsky.social @roosterhogfish.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
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The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Are you crappin me arse m8? You takin the wipe? Flushing the turds, innit
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The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Here’s something you can do that doesn’t involve meticulous planning and a weeklong manhunt but is necessary and useful nonetheless
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The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
He went Waluigi mode
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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 09/12/2024
shitposting is protected speech
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The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Shooting the Grinch point blank in the back of the head on a city sidewalk but successfully eluding capture because the words “stink”, “stank”, “stunk” are etched on the shell casings and everyone kind of gets it
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The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
We should round up all the CEO’s…for their own protection of course
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The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
The dumb ignorabt shit head is an ironic name I’m actually a dumb ignorabt shit ASS
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The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Lots of talk about the devastating insults in the grinch song but really if someone said I was “a mean one” I’d immediately dissolve in tears
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The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Stop saying you fucked the turkey nobody believes you’re that cool
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The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I’m the king of Dip Shit Island
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The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Bob of Ghanoush
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The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
What about a water gun but instead it shoots bullets
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The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
This election’s really heating up
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The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 21/08/2024
Ok God
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The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 23/07/2024
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The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 20/06/2024
I’ve invented something I call “dipping sauce”
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The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 30/05/2024
I’m here to do two things chew bubblegum and run out of bubblegum and I’m all out of bubblegum
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The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 15/02/2024
I ❤️the 👹 and 🔥🔥🔥
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The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 01/09/2023
Her: Where are the chips that I bought yesterday? Me:
Mitch McConnell glitching
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The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 26/08/2023
Dues anyone need a bluesky code?
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The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 31/07/2023
Saw this tiny fucked up tree i blame climate change
128-year-old bonsai tree
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The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 30/07/2023
Modernity is lowkey goated when hopping between dogshit apps until you die is the vibe
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The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 29/07/2023
I’m doing the best at this
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The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 26/07/2023
A black cat named Edgar looks to the heavens in a vain attempt to comprehend his existence
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The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
Effective immediately this place is now called Y
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 23/07/2023
Scorpio: The crushing weight of existence is no match for your pathological indifference.
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The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 20/07/2023
Ripping farts and breaking hearts
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