Reposted by The dumb ignorabt shit headhappy filth_oween @filth-waste.bsky.social · 20/08/2026shouting “counting or not counting gang violence” before cumming 0131
The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Has anyone considered that executing healthcare CEO’s is a morally required act in a society victimized at scale by their actuarial vagaries? 1110
Reposted by The dumb ignorabt shit headThe dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 30/05/2024I’m here to do two things chew bubblegum and run out of bubblegum and I’m all out of bubblegum 1636
The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Me, willingly suspending my disbelief: Wow! 070
The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 10/07/2026I just checked in on Charlie Kirk and you’ll be pleased to know he’s doing fine 2251
The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Reading up on this Machiavelli character and I’m beginning to think he was quite aptly named 1170
The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Imagine missing that head though, go straight back to sniper school you’re weak 11682
The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 04/07/2025Guy named Joey Hotdog entering a chestnut eating contest 1303
Reposted by The dumb ignorabt shit headThe PS1 startup sound as a lesbian @janus.bsky.social · 04/07/2025it’s that time of year again 752022089
The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 03/07/2025[languidly swirling my snifter of cognac] Machinations? Me?! 1101
Reposted by The dumb ignorabt shit headThe dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 15/07/2023In Canada they call Grimace “Purple Dennis” 928562
The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 20/04/2025Satan rejoicing that Jesus is dead today, natural wonders abound 1412
The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 03/03/2025I should get an Oscar for not watching the Oscars 4270
The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 08/02/2025Tolkien cooked so hard when he named him Grima Wormtongue 6635
The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 10/01/2025New year new me (even bigger piece of shit) 1141
Reposted by The dumb ignorabt shit headTHE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 09/01/2025My sister’s friend recently went to the Museum of Natural History in Pakistan and folks… there’s nothing natural about it 1364
The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 26/12/2024Visited by three ghosts this Christmas but they’re all just Depression 1313
The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 23/12/2024Gonna follow this ghastly eldritch light into the woods brb 3252
The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 21/12/2024Probably fine that I ignore the broken gate over the small culvert that leads to the innermost sanctum of my fortress, it’s not like anyone will notice it and I can use the time and money I save to add more unskilled archers to the parapets 1548
Reposted by The dumb ignorabt shit headroosterhogfish.bsky.social @roosterhogfish.bsky.social · 13/12/2024 01638
The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Are you crappin me arse m8? You takin the wipe? Flushing the turds, innit 2215
The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 09/12/2024Here’s something you can do that doesn’t involve meticulous planning and a weeklong manhunt but is necessary and useful nonetheless 071
Reposted by The dumb ignorabt shit headNate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 09/12/2024shitposting is protected speech 011029
The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 09/12/2024Shooting the Grinch point blank in the back of the head on a city sidewalk but successfully eluding capture because the words “stink”, “stank”, “stunk” are etched on the shell casings and everyone kind of gets it 242313352
The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 06/12/2024We should round up all the CEO’s…for their own protection of course 0368
The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 03/12/2024The dumb ignorabt shit head is an ironic name I’m actually a dumb ignorabt shit ASS 3130
The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Lots of talk about the devastating insults in the grinch song but really if someone said I was “a mean one” I’d immediately dissolve in tears 2544
The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Stop saying you fucked the turkey nobody believes you’re that cool 1232
The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 16/11/2024What about a water gun but instead it shoots bullets 2200
The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 13/11/2024This election’s really heating up 1261
The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 20/06/2024I’ve invented something I call “dipping sauce” 5324
The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 30/05/2024I’m here to do two things chew bubblegum and run out of bubblegum and I’m all out of bubblegum 1636
The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 01/09/2023Her: Where are the chips that I bought yesterday? Me: 0200
The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 26/08/2023Dues anyone need a bluesky code? 2121
The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 31/07/2023Saw this tiny fucked up tree i blame climate change 1180
The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 30/07/2023Modernity is lowkey goated when hopping between dogshit apps until you die is the vibe 0222
The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 24/07/2023Effective immediately this place is now called Y 1170
Reposted by The dumb ignorabt shit headSorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 23/07/2023Scorpio: The crushing weight of existence is no match for your pathological indifference. 1298
The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 20/07/2023Ripping farts and breaking hearts 0121