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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 14h

Got fired from PetSmart for unionizing the hamsters

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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

yearly reminder to people insisting that we view Christopher Columbus as "a man of his time" that *the people responsible for the Spanish Inquisition* thought Columbus was out of pocket

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 11h

[shaking Magic 8 Ball] Should we pull the plug on Grandma

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 06/12/2023

Hey, my girlfriend and I noticed you from across the room. Are you gonna finish your fries

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Australopithecus 3 million years ago:

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Groovy Tasia @groovytasia.bsky.social · 20/02/2024

What's a nice way to tell someone that her 3 month old baby looks like a 40 year old Lighthouse keeper who shuts himself away from society because he's haunted by the accidental death of his wife?

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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

Do you think unbending Clippy until he was a long piece of metal would be painful for him. Or do you think it would cause him to feel a great sense of relief

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 14h

Got fired from PetSmart for unionizing the hamsters

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nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

i usually avoid picking up turtles on the side of the road because they might be in the middle of a race

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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 09/01/2024

ok time to log on to the information superhighway and use my little ape brain to process the individual traumas of 8 billion people at once this will be fine

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 23h

Sorry for yelling “Shagadelic, baby!” during your Mom’s funeral. And for wearing my Austin Powers costume

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 23h

When I was a kid and something bad happened I thought the universe was out to get me. Now that I’m older I realize that it's completely indifferent to me

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Cancer: We connected the stars in your chart and it looks remarkably like a middle finger.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Libra: The next bug you see should be cared for and worshiped like a god. Build an altar to the bug. Start a cult for the bug. Believe in the bug and follow its bug ways.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Hi, folks. This is your captain speaking. Have you ever heard voices that told you to do something horrible

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 10/01/2024

hard to believe Jolene wrote Heads Up Dolly and I'm Gonna Fuck Your Husband on the SAME DAY

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

Dear Penthouse Forum, by the time you read this I will be dead

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

he shouldn't have changed my toaster settings

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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

My enemies are amassing on the outskirts of town. Probably to apologise for their grievous misconduct

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Broke into my enemy’s castle and mislabeled his potions

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

So weird that flammable and inflammable mean the same thing. You’d think inflammable would STOP SCREAMING, JEFF. THEY’RE ON THE WAY

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Howard Mittelmark @howardm.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

When it's spontaneous human combustion, everybody's all, ooh, how mysterious and interesting, but when it's because of all my time and effort, suddenly it's a crime.

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Howard Mittelmark @howardm.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

How did this become my responsibility?