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Femmelock @hemlockmimosa.bsky.social · 20h
modest mouse or wolf parade lol
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 17h
"It was terrible. people would come up to me on the street, asking if I was a card from Monopoly. they'd say 'loser thinks he's better than the railroads or community chest.' I wanted to die" - Chance the Rapper on why he added "the Rapper" to his name
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 20h
the guy in 2011 who said "what if we made a song but sang it in a funny voice"
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Oppenheimer: Cillian Murphy's Intense Regret
Alt: Oppenheimer: Cillian Murphy's Intense Regret
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 20h
i'm on a seafood diet. i see seafood, i eat it!
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
>looking for aliens >ask the alien receptionist if our future is arrival (2016) or blindsight >she doesnt understand > i pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is arrival and what is blindsight >she laughs and says “it’s a good alien sir” >meet the alien >its blindsight
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
2027. the democrats have won the house and the senate. trump, used to his extensive executive power, is now a lame duck. and he decides to use the only thing left in his arsenal: a nuke #beccasprediction #beccasdystopia
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 10/08/2023
"nermal from garfield"
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
just made second contact
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mexico City. The Mexican state of Mexico. The United Mexican States. What's next? Some sort of New Mexico?
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it's really depressing how marvin was killed by his dad just for being gaye. the 80s were such a dark time :(
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noted bones haver @noted.bones.haver.zone · 25/09/2026
the 80s were a dark time because LEDs werent very good yet. they are now much brighter and widespread than gas or incandescent lights
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it's really depressing how marvin was killed by his dad just for being gaye. the 80s were such a dark time :(
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
matt rife's next stand up set
that lady from doctor who who is plugged in to all sorts of stuff
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My first act as president will be to merge the Marines, Coast Guard, and Navy into a new agency called the Water Guys
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
they found this out after he said the word "provost" contained two Rs
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My first act as president will be to merge the Marines, Coast Guard, and Navy into a new agency called the Water Guys
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
especially because in the universe of the website, the back room connects to a hell-like dimension where objects from the real world are twisted and distorted. there's also an evil company trying to research how it works. even the mechanics of the world are the exact same!!! 😭
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
especially because in the universe of the website, the back room connects to a hell-like dimension where objects from the real world are twisted and distorted. there's also an evil company trying to research how it works. even the mechanics of the world are the exact same!!! 😭
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i made this website in 2018. how did i invent the backrooms in 2018 web.archive.org/web/20201012...
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
imagine showing this headline to someone in 2015
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
do NOT inform the dutch of black peter. worst mistake of my life
youtube "family guy - peter is a black guy"
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
left wing activism: we should do medicare for all right wing activism: we need a sexy hot man to voice the lion from narnia
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Today is the six-year anniversary of Callie's adoption. I miss her so much it hurts
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Gigachad Holds the Earth
Alt: Gigachad Holds the Earth gif
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 30/04/2024
Forget about the horseshoe theory. I solved poltiics
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
This is clearly an AI-generated image
mitch mcconnell sitting up in a hospital bed except with a few parts that look like ai:

- holding a piece of beef
- his wife has a fedora on
- he's smiling weird
- random extra arm next to bed
- guy peeking out from behind bed
- newspaper with nonsense text
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"they say i'm up and coming like i'm fucking in an elevator" - ed sheeran "you need me, i don't need you"
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
new reich just dropped
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
when your ed don't work like it used to before
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Not trying to jinx this but there will not be a nuclear war. It will never happen. In fact, no war will ever happen again
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
me 0.1 milliseconds after we cure cancer
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500 Cigarettes The Orville
ALT: 500 Cigarettes The Orville
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i can go now
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 11/08/2023
macklemore would never go death con 3 on JEWISH PEOPLE and that's why he's the GOAT 😤
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 10/05/2024
*talking to a white gay couple* so which one of you is macklemore and which one is ryan lewis
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
the bbc has covered the kirkaversary
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How Charlie Kirk was resurrected through superviral slop content | Top Comment Podcast
YouTube video by BBC News
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
leonardo dicaprio just broke up with 9/11
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i took this picture in 2017 😭 we are so screwed
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
today is my grandma's birthday AND the beginning of rosh hashanah. september 11th is so awesome 😍
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
In season 1, episode 47 of Steven Universe, Mayor Dewey calls for "peace in the middle east." This implies that 9/11 happened in the Steven Universe universe
mayor dewey, a cartoon balding man wearing a suit. he is sitting at a desk with a news chyron reading "mayor dewey: mayor dewey"the twin towers,shortly before the impact of an airplane into the South Tower. The North Tower is smoking
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
first time i've ever seen gore on wikipedia. you know the image i'm talking about
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Jack the Ripper - Wikipedia
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
my birth was kinda like 9/11 if it happened in new york ctiy in 2001
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
doctor who episode where they need to make 9/11 happen because it's a fixed point in time
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
charles entertainment kirk
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eve cigarettes @twopumpprincess.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
popeye bluto and olive oyl standing underneath polycule written in the popeye font
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
who up nineing they eleven rn
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