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Carlemot Two Zero. He/Him. Indigenous (Wasco). Wild at heart and weird all over. pretty good. aged hipster. mostly music & pesky posting. i procure a lot of ra

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@bearpocalypse.gay I am Neta Sufferer of chronic sleepy bitch disease. Cillian Murphy and Sleep Token Appreciator. Anarchist Jew. They/them. 42 Check out my wr

Traffic cone enthusiast

i make websites • go sun 🌞 • PHX ➡️ PDX • he/him

No whiskey, no religion, nothing https://vsevolod-plotkin.bandcamp.com/album/parking-tickets

born to have a wound in my side

I fell asleep at the wheel and boy are my alms tired #proudIDIOT #moronicle #clinicallyclumsoid #baltimore

Artist, dog-lover, and avid reader

"Few men die of threats, Robin." –Batman

pod boy for the pod people horror podcast, metal enjoyer, a scary snake

Socialist, dog-lover and avid reader. Founded A Fistful of Euros. Used to be a somebody on the internet, now I'm back to being a nobody and that's OK :)

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A lazy guy with a big, cube-shaped head. Old enough to remember when there were two Berlins. Frequently a big ol' dork. (He/him)

RAWR! She/her Art by Oomles

Rabbit owner. Gamer. Software person. Not to be taken seriously.

former vegetable of the tartary drug user rights are human rights

Just a tender hearted pervert looking for something strictly casual

Expert. The world's smartest idiot. Scottish. He/Him.

Its island time baby

MSU Spartan from birth, Detroit Lions fan for life. #USWNT & woso, baby! Women's rights are human rights. #BLM 🏳️‍⚧️ Abolish ICE. Woke up in 2014 when Michael

Software betas, bikes, and Bronx Bombers: my version of bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

Official accoubt

MueseuM // Council For The Dark Arts Orchestra

Regular guy

Traducteur (DFW, Max Porter, Blake Butler, Stephen Markley, Jesmyn Ward, Colson Whitehead, Steinbeck, Faulkner & more)

diehard romantic and bon vivant

Professional cook, former coffee roaster, annoying enough to play the ukulele He/him

I'm here because I loathe Elon Musk. He/him. #ACAB I'm here mostly to shitpost, to be honest. https://github.com/mrbellek Profile background by @smoothdu

the world's last silly billy & a real cool milk. she/her🏳️‍⚧️

The Champagne of Friends.

This rod has a flanged head. The rod has properties controlled by six buttons set in a row on the shaft. It also has three other properties.

degenerate modern semi-intellectual | he/him https://letterboxd.com/goodfriendjake/ https://backloggd.com/u/GoodFriendJake/ https://goodreads.com/goodfriendjak

Critter lover

Gay movie/music nerd. Moderately caffeinated, aggressively tired. twitch.tv/ohheyitsdevin instagram.com/dimattiafilms

I don’t win well

Movie watcher. Book reader. Occasional director. Terrible writer. De Palma/Bay fanboy. Profile image by @mellodillo.com

Much like Neil Young, I can't tell you how to feel. (he/him)

musician / game designer • he/him residing in so-called canada ~ https://tornap.art / https://theremover.bandcamp.com

i'm in it for mushies. sometimes i also post sage wisdom. he/him.

Hopelessly earnest, if you know what I mean, Vern.

“Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake”- Napoleon Bonaparte. YS Librarian. NYY/NYG/USWNT.

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dev 💻 mini-painting 🎨 a very nice cat 🐈 https://matt.bure.sh

music producer / audio engineer https://linktr.ee/WAVMAGE

he thought quoting borges would make him popular

Look out honey cause I’m using technology

Born on a mountain, raised in a cave, posting and roasting is what I crave

he/him. I live in a blue dot in a deep red state and I am sick of being told I should give up even more of my principles to appease even more bigots. I like Gun

Jew for a free Palestine, hardcover book hater, my grandfather was Hans Zimmer's doctor but don't hold it against me

Master of Reality | Bog Warlock | Little Caesars Lich

Vaguely experienced in homosexuality He/they in the unusual way

Milwaukee some pictures I've taken that look okay: pics.assf.art (they're not of my ass) assfart.69 on signal he/him

I make dice! And have cats!

Maybe he's born with it, maybe it's Fentanyl

certified born hater with a heart of gold afterthreeseconds.bandcamp.com thirdsecond.bandcamp.com

bad posts from boulder co - he/him - socialist - atheist

Voting Delacratic since '89.

for real it's just slang rap democracy // bikes, sneakers, hoops, arsenal // “a history of basketball in 15 sneakers” OUT NOW // former SLAM Ed // first dot la

Started writing, nobody has succeeded in making him stop. Self publisher & jobbing writer, most books available: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Charles-E.P.-Murphy/e/

Climber, lover of all things horror

DerekfmMA.mastodon.social redblack73 on Steam Metal, Hip Hop, PC Strategy Games

part-time sharks fan, part-time muppet, all-time great

I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!

lock the gates goofy take my hand

Psychiatry resident, movie snob, very cool guy letterboxd.com/DocHollywood discord.gg/rpjrUM2Nc2

a stupid idiot. big moron. also, i stink

Writer of this and that. Reader of the other. Not a doctor, and my name isn't Vandermast. Generative AI is theft. https://tinyurl.com/jasonmillshq

hey it's me your friend sloth from online. gotta love me!

Life is but a fever dream www.alicetawhai.com T-shirt in banner by @thanepullan.bsky.social

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Postin’ pics of the stars of yesteryear, so you don’t have to

Guinness Book of World Records Owner

philly sniffly.one

I wish that I could just wish away my feelings, but I can't. pro-union he/him

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