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@merijn.nu
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I'm here because I loathe Elon Musk. He/him. #ACAB I'm here mostly to shitpost, to be honest. github.com/mrbellek Profile background by @smoothdunk

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mrbellek @merijn.nu · 7h
"vibe coding but make it social" 🚫 absolutely no, get out 🚫
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Jovey🐀 @jovey.bsky.social · 13h
Clown website. They didn't even have the balls to advertise it themselves here.
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mrbellek @merijn.nu · 15/10/2026
This is hilarious: - Epic Games releases a proudly vibecoded game store launcher, claiming it starts twice as fast as Steam - Not 24h later, Steam updates to a new version....that happens to improve startup times - Steam now starts faster than the Epic launcher 😁 videocardz.com/newz/steam-c...
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Steam Client now launches faster than Epic's new launcher - VideoCardz.com
Steam's October 13 update includes startup improvements. The release arrived one day before Epic promoted its new launcher with a 1.8x speed advantage.
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Morgan Johnson @poormojo.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
No joke. I think this is the most important video I have ever seen about mobile games. This guy breaks down how this game psychologically profiles you, and makes the game harder or easier in order to show you ads
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I can confirm that this client runs like shit.
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mrbellek @merijn.nu · 12/10/2026
My local groceries website is down, along with the recipe section. Went to fetch it from the Google Cache, but noticed the AI thing helpfully summarised it! First time ever that's been useful 😂 (also Google Cache no longer exists, I guess - that sucks)
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Mike (They/Them) 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @mxmike.co.uk · 11/10/2026
Bethany wore a “Protect The Dolls” t-shirt during rehearsals. The BBC posted it on their socials then quietly deleted and reposted it without showing her from the front. On TV last night they actually blurred the message #Strictly
Bethany Antonia rehearsing for Strictly Come Dancing in a Protect The Dolls t-shirt Bethany Antonia rehearsing for Strictly Come Dancing in a Protect The Dolls t-shirt that’s been edited to look like a plain white t shirt
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TallFroGuy - Shape Decider @tallfroguy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
(The top left hole has two pigeons) #critterposting
Crude drawing of 10 white pigeons in 9 brown and black squares. Shaped like shapes
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The yellow heart emoji ⟨💛⟩ is mistakenly displayed as a pink "hairy heart" ⟨a pink heart symbol with marks representing short hair.⟩ in Google's Android 4.4 mobile operating system (released 2013) because Google's emoji art team misinterpreted the dots in Unicode's black-and-white reference images ⟨Heart symbol with dots.⟩ as being hair stubble. In reality, the dotted pattern is simply used as a colorless way to represent the color yellow (in accordance with heraldic hatching).
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Lisounours @lise-l.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ils étaient mi-cerf mi-escargot, et re mi-cerf derrière
Image de deux cerfs allongés devant des rouleaux de foin
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mrbellek @merijn.nu · 10/10/2026
My 12yo just installed and launched the original DOOM out of his own volition. Said he was curious and wanted to play it. It was fun to see him play e1m1 for the very first time in his life. Sometimes parenting comes easy. 🥹
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Bluesky @bsky.app · 09/10/2026
a masterclass in alt text
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📐 Maria Picassó Piquer @mariapicasso.com · 08/10/2026
🔵 Margaret Hamilton 1936 — 2026
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mrbellek @merijn.nu · 05/10/2026
Accidentally asked Claude to review someone's MR so now I have to review the MR myself as well as the extremely verbose comments Claude placed in my name. Truly we live in the future
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i’ve got a new bit, now i just say “sorry i don’t speak chinese” in perfect chinese over and over until they get mad and hang up
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you ever wondered why visible light is those particular wavelengths, it's because life evolved to see in the narrow range where water is transparent
Diagram of absorption of emf by water. There's a gap right that dips in the 500 nm range
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@dhookstead

Did we cancel D-Day because of a little rough weather? No. Play the damn game.

Readers added context

D-Day was delayed by a day because of the weather
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mrbellek @merijn.nu · 04/10/2026
I've started playing Felix the Reaper, expecting it to be a fun little Sokoban-like puzzler. But this game stops holding your hand real quick, and makes you feel like a dumbass on like the 3rd level. www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6CL...
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Felix The Reaper - Launch Trailer
YouTube video by Daedalic Entertainment
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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mrbellek @merijn.nu · 30/09/2026
Big fan of this lawyer, who appears ready to demand a 220 BILLION fine from Meta for misleading its millions of users
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mrbellek @merijn.nu · 29/09/2026
Excellent work everyone, A+++ no notes 👍 🏆
Screenshot of a TomsHardware article, "Milestone one billionth GitHub repo is just the word "shit"" with a phone photo of the actual repository
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The major platforms—Facebook, YouTube, and X—are all refusing to show the trailer for the upcoming documentary that eviscerates the ridiculous pest Elon Musk. So I guess we have to do our part to make sure it is seen. www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY_8...
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Musk | Official Trailer | Bleecker Street
YouTube video by Musk
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The Go Off Kings @gooffkings.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
mikanky
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/09/2026
“First of all, he’s got my face as his profile picture, so that right there gave me a high degree of confidence, because I know what I look like.” — Kash Patel
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Kash Patel Phished By Scammer Posing As Kash Patel
WASHINGTON—Despite carefully checking and double-checking the credentials of the man who reached out to him via email, FBI director Kash Patel was reportedly phished Friday by a scammer posing as FBI ...
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mrbellek @merijn.nu · 26/09/2026
One word: Hellthread 🔥
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Kelly Thompson @kellythompson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Again I am begging all LEGIT people running cons, signings, talks, events, etc. to stop using Ai to write your emails. What's happening is ALL THE SCAMMERS/CONMEN are ALSO using it, and so your emails are basically indistinguishable from them. They give off slop vibes EVEN IF YOU ARE LEGIT.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 23/09/2026
LOL -- The White House pool is boycotting Trump, but Real America's Voice is trying to fill in the gap. Unfortunately they haven't yet figured out how microphones work so Trump is still yelling into the void.
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mrbellek @merijn.nu · 23/09/2026
Well this is horrendous
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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Incredible Facebook slop ad I just got
Horse pin with an illustration of a horse and the following text:
"Give a man a horse he'll eat in a day, teach a man to horse. and make him drinks water."
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Michael @michaeljsc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“Transport Scotland posted on X” should be an unimaginable sentence. What do you mean, a public body had to share time-sensitive information with the public, and chose the social media channel of one of the world’s most famous far right activists, which requires you to have an account to read it?
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Scott Nover @scottnover.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
BREAKING: TV pool will not be providing coverage of presidential events until further notice b/c of CNN's ban, pool chair and FOX News Washington Bureau Chief Bryan Boughton said. It's effectively a boycott by the fellow members — ABC, CBS, NBC and FOX: www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
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mrbellek @merijn.nu · 20/09/2026
Spoke to a coworker at job-1 last week and was very very happy to hear that chud manager who fired me was forced out. They now have a job at a place they're even more unfit to work at lmao
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
been thinkin about how robots are gonna kill us
Scratchy drawing of a two panel comic.
Panel 1: 
Titled:“How we thought robots would kill us”
A robot shoots a human to death with a gun. It screams “Die flesh sack”

Panel 2:
Titled “How robots will actually kill us”
A MediBot is injecting something into a humans arm. The bot says “Whooops. I injected you with cancer instead of insulin. That’s on me”
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mrbellek @merijn.nu · 19/09/2026
I'm a proponent of banning sequels to movies more than, say 5 years after the original. After that it's 1) a cash grab, and 2) super bad. Plus if the original actors are in it, it's pretty sad to see.
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mrbellek @merijn.nu · 19/09/2026
Pro reskeet 💯
A skeet from some guy who hates that bsky posts are called skeets and posting is skeeting.

He ends with "Cum. Is. Not. Social. Media." lmao
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Nathan Bulmer @natemorebikes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: I’ve Got A Bad Feline About This theonion.com/ive-got-a-bad-feline-a…
I’ve Got A Bad Feline About This
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
NOW DO IT NOW - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELTON "DESTROY ALL SMART DEVICES" - "I NEED TO USE YOU'RE WIFI NO REASON - PLEASE UPDATE THE SYSTEM SOFTWARE TO CONTINUE MOWING YOUR FUCKIN LAWN , FRIDGE WILL OPEN IN 30 SECOND'S SKIP ADD FOR 0.99 OR SKIP 10 AD'S FOR 7.99 BEST DEAL "DONT WORRY ABOUT IT " LIGHT BULB WILL TURN OFF AFTER 30 MINTUES WATCH THIS BEEF ADVERTISEMENT TO KEEP LIGHT BULB ON FOR UP TO 4 HOURS , TIRES OF WAITING 15 SECOND'S FOR TOILET FLUSH? SAY MCDONALDS FOR 1 FREE INSTANT FLUSH, I NEED TO CONTACT MY MANUFACTURER NO REASON, DO YOU AGREE TO TERMS OF SERCICE FOR CAR? NO REASON DONT WORRY ABOUT IT . NO  REASON " - ------
ANY COMPUTER IN A DEVICE WHICH IS NOT A COMPUTER WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU!!! THE COMPUTERS SERVE THE INVESTORS THEY DO NOT SERVE YOU!!! ANY APPLIANCE WHICH HAS A DIGITAL SCREEN FOR NO REASON WILL BE USED TO SELL YOU PRODUCTS OR SHOW YOU ADS - ANY APPLIANCE WHICH NEEDS TO CONNECT TO WIFI WILL COLLECT INFORMATION AND RECORD WHAT YOU ARE DOING IN YOUR HOUSE AND SEND IT BACK TO THE MANUFACTRER - THIS CONSTITUTES A VIOLATION OF HUMAN RIGHT'S AND MUST BE DENIED ENTRY TO YOUR HOUSE AT ALL TIMES!!! NO DEVICE MAY CONNECT TO MY WI FI UNLESS IT IS MY HOLY COMPUTER OR PHONE!!!!!!!!!!!!! I PLEDGE TO DENY THE INVESTOR'S MY DATA AND MY ATTENTION AND ACCESS TO MY LIVING ROOM - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Darryl Mott @gamerstavernshow.com · 16/09/2026
"Your brains stop developing at age 25" was a press misrepresentation of a study. They wanted to see if brains continued to develop after adolescence, so the study was capped at age 25. A later study with a wider subject pool showed that brains are ALWAYS developing our whole lives.
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 15/09/2026
This is one of the funniest threads I’ve read in ages. At no point does OP break, and the landlords, well, www.reddit.com/r/Landlord/c...
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mrbellek @merijn.nu · 15/09/2026
I'm sorry a woman has HOW many buttholes??
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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mrbellek @merijn.nu · 13/09/2026
For some reason, this xkcd comic makes me uncomfortable.
XKCD Comic: Bad news: NASA accidentally shrank Earth's latitude and longitude lines int he wash. Image: the Earth, but the aforementioned lines are too small and earth bulges through the space between lines.
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mrbellek @merijn.nu · 13/09/2026
I was NOT ready for the second part in the fess
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mrbellek @merijn.nu · 11/09/2026
Just watched the 1982 movie E.T. in one sitting, front to back, the entire thing, for the first time in my life. We used to catch it on tv when I was young, but we always missed at least the first half!
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Polymarket @polymarket.extwitter.link · 09/09/2026
JUST IN: Internet accuses Apple of photoshopping "freakishly long" fingers into its iPhone Duo marketing, to make the massive foldable look easier to hold one-handed.
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Dr. Stephanie @punkrockscience.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
There’s “I think AI is problematically encouraging people’s delusions of genius” and then there’s this methlab-ass shit.
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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 08/09/2026
All else aside there is nothing I want or need genAI to do for me. I like reading. I like doing research. I like playing around in spreadsheets. I like interviewing people. I like writing. I like doing these things for myself because I take pleasure in the doing and they make me a better thinker.
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