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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 14/06/2026
Later, only on Fox, James Corden will share his delightfully twisted take on the day's events in the way only he knows how. Tune in starting at 1:55am PT for the James Corden Live Execution Extravaganza, sponsored by Winchester Rifles.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
the mlb regular season is heating up
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 18/05/2026
my dick wide like a ps3
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solas @s0las.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Back with another one of those cock suckin beats
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Congresswoman Pramila Jayapal @jayapal.house.gov · 16/03/2026
While dropping off his kids, federal agents detained an Afghan refugee who served alongside U.S. special forces. He died less than 24 hours later. This is the 43rd death in ICE custody since Trump retook office. We need accountability and justice for all those who’ve died under their watch.
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
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5 foot Home Depot skeleton @redderbeanpaste.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Gamers. It’s time
Almost Christmas means it wasn’t Christmas
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Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
In 2028 I will vote for whoever will send Stephen Miller to The Hague.
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Fobwashed @stevekim.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
TFW u open BlueSky and a bunch of ppl are vaguely posting about the same shit
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 04/11/2025
the Zohran campaign goes to show how much your local DSA chapter can accomplish if they stop watching wrestling
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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 03/08/2025
you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am
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puke (was almost in Priscilla) @slowpuke.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
I’m on a Dubai chocolate diet, i see chocolate and i Do Buy it!
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
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Charlie Kirk, Redeemed: A Political Class Finds Its Lost Cause
By ignoring the rhetoric and actions of the Turning Point USA founder, pundits and politicians are sanitizing his legacy.
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Chris (New novel available in pinned post!) @christhewriter.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Snoop's ignorance reminds me of this dynamite passage from Bill Russell's book "Second Wind." He wrote this in 1979 and it still applies today: People use children to express their bigotry and narrow-mindedness.
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I can't believe the Pads are going to be eliminated by a ginger @shaqapopolis.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Me on the toilet
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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
The entire segment with Marion Crowder and Mike Watts on a USL national broadcast (ESPN2) is art. A commitment to the bit plugging Gnarly Sauce on TV and going full steam ahead eating it with wings and Mike taking a swig of it
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Part of the reason plastic surgery trends have gotten so strange is because for years now people have been trying to look like filters. Now people will be trying to look like AI “models,” and they won’t even necessarily know. And, of course, it will drive more eating disorders and self-harm
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
In a stunning moment of erotic fervour, calculator demands BOOBS.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
One of the things about JD Vance is that he is completely 100% aware that what he is doing is evil and has made a deliberate, conscious choice to do evil to get power. He’s not self-deluded or dumb. He hasn’t drunk Kool-Aid. He’s decided to do evil for power.
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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 02/06/2025
Me walking out of the bus on MTV’s Next
Email subject says “I’m a pediatrician. I’m scared. And I’m running for Senate”
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/05/2025
Stephen Miller Dead Behind Eyes At 39
Stephen Miller Dead Behind Eyes At 39
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Lucia Helena Juazeiro @luciahelenaaaaa.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Lol at this guy. For years, philosophers have posited the possibility of "a Republican MC Serch"....
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Scoiattolo @scarnecchia.net · 11/04/2025
Glad to see we’re addressing the root cause of all of this: Luther’s heresy
A screen cap of an article hed with a photo of a chef in a stainless steel kitchen, peaking potatoes. There are 6 additional chefs working in the background.

The headline is “Diet of Worms will help us survive climate change, say top chefs”.

The post is a play on the famous Edict of Worms, issued by the Diet of Worms, which condemned Martin Luther as a heretic.
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Ted McCormick @tedmccormick.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
congratulations Campus Free Speechers, your guy made future thought crime a thing
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Mark Walsh @markwalsh.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Lots of amazing details in this, including this story about Andrew Lloyd Webber’s reaction to the 2019 film Cats.
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Ceej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
He's a poster's poster
Work on farmfri. Burning piles of brush. WindyFire got out of control. Thank God good naber He help get undr control PantsBurnLegWound
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
I watched this and i am now deceased
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Not to be a wide-eyed naïf about such things but... am I right in thinking that they levelled an entire building to get to one guy and *that* is not controversial to anyone in the American media or political class, only that this information was recklessly shared in an unsecured chat?
Screenshot of the Atlantic Signal exchanges, including Michael Waltz saying "the first target - their top missile guy - we had positive ID of him walking into his girlfriend's building and it's now collapsed".
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Fanfiction_txt @fanfiction-txt.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Scrappy Doo has been found dead in Miami
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lindsey adler @lindseyadler.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
i love artificial intelligence
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Touch grass. Now touch stone. Now touch water. Now spill blood inside the glyph. Now light the brazier
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Robby Kalland @rkalland.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
cam newton on first take today looks like a general from a command & conquer cut screen
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solas @s0las.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Jolkswagen Jetta
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Ubuyo 🏳️‍⚧️ @ubuyo.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
me when my girl takes her top off
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
thanksgiving is a holiday commemorating the time randy moss singlehandedly annihilated the dallas cowboys in 1998. it was actually celebrated for hundreds of years prior in anticipation of this prophesied holy event
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/11/2024
It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible
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It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible
The task of reporting is not a simple one. Each and every day, reporters and editors at publications like The Onion make difficult decisions about which issues should receive attention, knowing that o...
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Introducing the Bluesky Tech Minute, a minute-long show hosted by yours truly in which I take you through the ins and outs of the day’s tech news. Find out all about the latest developments in the tech sector – and what they mean for you as a consumer:
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Bill Clinton @billclinton.bsky.social · 07/02/2024
I need someone to bite me really hard
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En Sabah Neurodivergent @spearhafoc.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
"Wow Platinum" stands for "World of WarCraft Platinum"
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orinoco boo @nocontroller.bsky.social · 13/08/2024
DDOSing the air by fucking farting
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solas @s0las.bsky.social · 13/06/2024
Jack Sock
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 18/02/2024
Surrendering 22 points in 18 minutes to Mr. Beast in the NBA All Star Celebrity Game. I just can't keep him in front of me, and after a reverse finish he hits me with a too-small gesture while doing one of his awful open-mouth YouTube smiles. I look in the stands and see my parents booing me.
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