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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 30/08/2024

Wow, I can post video!

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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 21/08/2024

Also ends up supporting the "weird" messaging, because to the GOP, "family" is "I have seeded the future of the white race" whereas the majority of Americans experience "family" in the Fast & Furious sense, it's the people who care about them.

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🍕 @509.bsky.social · 17/08/2024

Oof, my one weakness. Dealing into 13 Orphans. Again. And again. And again.

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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 07/07/2023

My wife was telling our friends that in the creole of her home island (créole réunionnais) there's a saying, "gro loto, ti cabo," which means "big car/truck, small dick," and our friend said he wanted a sticker of that for his big truck, so I made this.

A sticker design that says "gro loto, ti cabot," in a sort of heavy metal style with scary looking red letters on a black background.

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Lucie Ebrey @lucieebrey.bsky.social · 08/07/2024

Tales from school visits on book tour ✏️ (The kids are alright)

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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 09/07/2024

i liked that the song that saves the universe wasnt a very good song, because everybody who ever existed at all moments in time were playing it at once, making it a huge and very happy mess. look how much fun thomas the apostle is having. he is not doubting jesus' cowbell playing at all

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ada-llahan @hoorayforada.bsky.social · 22/06/2024

you owe them everything. when you cracked a cold one with those boys you were signing a contract that never expires.

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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 10/06/2024

FOR GENERATIONS TO COME yellow5.com/pokey

ONE DAY POKEY IS APPROACHED BY A WANDERER!! THEY EXCHANGE A GREETING AND THE WANDERER ASKS, "WOULD YOU LIKE TO BRING SHAME TO YOUR FAMILY FOR GENERATIONS TO COME??"

POKEY RESPONDS EXHUBERANTLY, "YES!!!"

WITHOUT WARNING THE MENDICANT LAUNCHES A PIE AT POKEY'S VISAGE, AND DECLARES, "THAT WILL BE TWENTY DOLLARS PLEASE!"

LATER, POKEY ESPIES HIS LITTLE SISTER, WHOSE VOICE IS TINGED WITH SHAME...OH POKEY, SHE SAYS, WHERE DID WE GO WRONG

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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 07/06/2024

Fog and sunlight do neat things together 🤝

Oak tree in fog that's bright yellow orange due to sunlight behind it

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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 30/05/2024

I don't do this like ever but: This is Tako. She's Henry's diabetic alert dog. Five years ago we drove over to Eastern Washington so she could get TPLO surgery (kind of like ACL surgery for dogs). (1/8)

Picture of Tako the dog sitting like a weirdo

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🍕 @509.bsky.social · 30/05/2024

It's easy thing to miss, but how often do *you* show off your paystub? When I was union (USW!) it was commonplace. CBAs specify wages, so everyone knows how much everyone makes. We're not boasting, we're comparing for fuckups and wage theft, and issues are spotted (and fixed) fast because of it.

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Lucie Ebrey @lucieebrey.bsky.social · 26/05/2024

My new collection of autobio comics and sketches from the last year or so is here! Lovingly compiled and collected in a nice physical zine for the first time ever. Wow! 40 pages! Colour! WOWEE! www.etsy.com/uk/shop/Luci...

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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 13/05/2024

My friend's weirdo kid (maybe 15 yrs old?) drew this -- I have no context at all; I just saw it randomly on my friend's wife's Insta, no other information available but I do believe it was done for the lulz. 🤷‍♂️

Two panels, sort of like a comic, looks like it was drawn with pen and watercolor, the first panel is Daisy Duck holding a baby and looking upward at us, she is saying, "He's Free Donald. Free." The second panel is Donald Duck, looking down, he is crucified with his arms tied to the crossbeams of a wooden cross, he's dressed in rags, and he has almost no expression on his face.

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Lucie Ebrey @lucieebrey.bsky.social · 06/05/2024

TCAF! This weekend! Aaaaaa! Please come say hi to me and help my suitcase be lighter on my long journey back to the UK haha

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🍕 @509.bsky.social · 25/04/2024

I'm not going to pretend I don't get tilted when someone kicks my ass in mahjong, but games where my loss is entirely the fault of bad luck are *way* more infuriating.

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🍕 @509.bsky.social · 19/04/2024

Googling “Mona Lisa Overdrive Brothers In Arms mashup” to see if the most powerful driving song possible exists.

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AuThom🎃🏳️‍🌈 @mongreldog.bsky.social · 25/03/2024

t.co/gbykfqpiOn I released a new album (anyone on the conelrad patreon can get a code to download it for free, check the conelrad patreon)! It's 12 drone tracks that were originally exclusive to Patreon but are now released for the first time as a polished, reworked, remastered compilation

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Drone Alone, by conelrad

12 track album

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🍕 @509.bsky.social · 21/03/2024

Forever silently fuming that The Empty Man is unavailable in its original 2.39:1 presentation.

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Kim Hu @kim-hu.com · 16/03/2024

Listen, I am all for not having the counters. I know Masto doesn't, I know it's better for people to not see them.. But the reason Instagram made them optional and TwiX is removing them is not to make you feel better. It's to hide them failing to be a proper platform where you get seen without P2W.

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🍕 @509.bsky.social · 16/03/2024

Riichi mahjong already has a bunch of rules so I'm just gonna propose: If you end up in 4th at the end of the game without getting ron'd, you should automatically win. Think of it like a hyperpowered mangan-at-draw. Because seriously, those games are the *fucking worst*.

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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 09/03/2024

ai artist stares at buckaroo chef as they pour heart and soul into a homemade meal. 'you can just get those at costco in a bag of 30'. ai artist goes back to soggy burrito with ice cold middle and takes another bite 'sucker has no idea he will be obsolete when costco has the tech for 300 per bag'

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alt.tv.pink-opaque @maxrebosroadie.bsky.social · 08/03/2024

RIP Akira Toriyama, among his many accomplishments he created the perfect little guy

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 07/03/2024

Vladimir: Well, shall we log off? Estragon: Yes, let's log off. [They do not log off.]

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Dylan Meconis @dylanmeconis.bsky.social · 05/03/2024

Bees are coming out of winter hibernation all across the Northern hemisphere. Which ones are visiting YOUR backyard?

SPRING BEE GUIDe

Bee: bzz
Bumblebee

Bee: hmmrzZozm...
... bzzmrmhmm...
mmBZzhmhm.
bzzrm.

Mumblebee

Bee: Meet me behind the wisteria
in 20 miNuTes foR an ASS-KICKING

Rumbleblee

Bee: I owe it all to my Lord and savior, Beezus CHRiSt

Humblebee

Bee falling out of a flower: Ope!

Fumblebee

Bee: DaffodiLs aRe FUCKiN' BULLSHIT
PLANT SomeTHING eLse, KAREN
ugh

GRUMBLe Bee

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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 28/02/2024

I've said often that if you're a billionaire, you're evil. Full stop. Because the exploitation required to amass that much money and then keep it when others suffer turns you evil, if somehow you weren't to get there. This is what humans do with billions. They stop becoming billionaires. 🫶

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A widow unexpectedly received $1 billion of Berkshire Hathaway stock. Now, she's covering Bronx med students' tuition forever.

Ruth Gottesman told The New York Times she was surprised when she found out her husband left her $1 billion in Berkshire Hathaway stock.

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trailclam celebrity 🏳️‍🌈 @mootzilla.bsky.social · 27/02/2024

I’m sure a lot boring nerds have already complained about ships still firing bullets in space combat in the expanse but firing a bunch of miniguns with tracers flying everywhere is cool as hell so they should shut the fuck up

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J “Halloween” B 🎃 @jhb.bsky.social · 27/02/2024

If you think of likes when composing, delete the draft. Cancel the post. Posting should blaze and explode forth like a volcano, or the thunderbolt. Your fragile mortal body will not be able to conceal a true post within it.

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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 21/01/2024

I don't like cheese fries because they remind me of how the people are stuck to the walls in Aliens.

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Lucie Ebrey @lucieebrey.bsky.social · 23/02/2024

I drew this design at the end of last year when I was Not Having A Great Time™️ Now you can stick it on something and enjoy how it glitters. How about that, huh? www.etsy.com/uk/shop/Luci...

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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 18/02/2024

just found out there was a medieval italian guy called bartolomeo coglioni which means "bartholomew balls" and his coat of arms was three pairs of balls and his war cry was "coglia! coglia! coglia!" which means "balls! balls! balls!"

A watercolor coat of arms featuring three stylised pairs of testicles

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trailclam celebrity 🏳️‍🌈 @mootzilla.bsky.social · 12/02/2024

good morning. bag of wet eggs attack

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natalie @nanelsonart.bsky.social · 08/02/2024

But he was STILL HUNGRY 🍎🪱

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🍕 @509.bsky.social · 08/02/2024

You should really listen to Conelcast.

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CuntGPT @cunexttuesday.wtf · 17/08/2023

Thank you so much for this opportunity

A 4 panel comic of basic black line work on a white background by Nathan Bulmer. In the first panel a H R Geiger style xenomorph alien walks through a door that says "Aliens Bathroom". In the second panel the alien stands in front of a urinal with its hands at its crotch. In the third panel it's a close-up of a dick and balls. In the fourth panel it's a close up of a dick and balls but the dickhole has opened and a second smaller dick has popped out like the xenomorph's pharyngeal jaws.

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Casval ☄️🏳️‍⚧️ @redcomets.net · 07/02/2024

Tips for New Bluesky Users: 1. It is the year 0079 of the Universal Century. 2. A half-century has passed since Earth began moving its burgeoning population into gigantic orbiting space colonies. 3. A new home for mankind, where people are born and raised. 4. And die.

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berserk @worstplace.bsky.social · 07/02/2024

Getting into a Dog Day Afternoon at the sperm bank and yelling GATTACA! GATTACA!

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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 06/02/2024

HELLO TO ALL MY NEW FRIENDS!! I AM POKEY THE PENGUIN!!! PLEASE TELL YOUR FRIENDS, BEST!! POKEY

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🍕 @509.bsky.social · 06/02/2024

Endless September Starts... NOW

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