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updates troglodyte updates george: 2 @troglodytegeorge.bsky.social · 21h

okay yay probably the most potent sentance in the english language after go kill yourself

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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 02/10/2026

brb just gonna purify myself in the healing waters of Big Ass Lake

aerial view of Big Ass Lake, a glacial lake in Halifax County, Nova Scotia, Canada

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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 17h

My earliest crush was on Major Kira, which probably explains my lifelong attraction to mean lesbians

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Olive Gardner @onemillionbc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Very satisfying when you can guess from a name and headshot someone’s a nepo baby.

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Olive Gardner @onemillionbc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It is the darkest movie ever, but mostly because Russos forgot to take off the lenscap for a bunch of scenes.

Tweet from buzzcrave:

Avengers: Doomsday reportedly has at least 6 major deaths.
It's described as one of the darkest movies ever made.

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Olive Gardner @onemillionbc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I’ve been telling everyone we need to reach out to the gibbons.

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

A little known fact about the CARS universe, is that post-World War 2 many Volkswagens, BMWs and Mercedes fled to Cargentina to avoid the Nuremberg Time Trials

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Olive Gardner @onemillionbc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It feels like the url bentcarrot.com should not be allowed to advertise real medicine? Is this legal?

bentcarrot.com

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

AI summaries of meetings are terrible, yet I somehow managed to slip in 'as discussed and agreed upon' which was not picked up by anyone but the AI agent. The summary ended an endless debate, months of me trying to convince people. Even without a real agreement, it's now the truth. Silly.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

you still haven’t accepted my friend request, your honor

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

Alright, alright, alright here's my fave spooky season meme

Animated, spooky version of that scene from Dazed and Confused with Matthew McConaughey cruising around... "It'd be a lot GHOULER if you did"

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Olive Gardner @onemillionbc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

There’s an ineffable beauty to magical realism that can carry a reader along happily unquestioning, but there a limits. the sun stops in the sky, no prob, but tell me an 18 yo rented a car “with ease”, and you’ve pulled the brake chain on the train. No one’s going anywhere till we sort this out.

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Olive Gardner @onemillionbc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Do phone cameras emit infrared or ultrasonic pulses or whatever for rangefinding or something? I’m convinced they must because my guy is very difficult to capture in his goofier moments.

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Olive Gardner @onemillionbc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Every 18 months or so, I rediscover the joy of plain Cheerios and end up flying to close to the “milk can’t hurt me” sun.

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That Old Broadbean @thatoldbear.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

another image from the "Yeah I thought this was AI shit but it turns out there really is a place in Iceland that looks like this" files.

in a massive crack in the side of a glacier is a strange icecavern shaped like massive white and blue ice labia minora and majora.
"THIS ICE CAVE IN ICELAND GENUINELY LOOKS LIKE A PORTAL STRAIGHT TO ANOTHER WORLD"

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Olive Gardner @onemillionbc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I saw a video of a guy making espresso out of food beans, and somehow I’m closer than ever to becoming a coffee guy.

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Olive Gardner @onemillionbc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The french version of the Bible is not what I expected.

Screenshot of the website Bible Gateway, showing the first chapter of the book of Matthew, the French version:

Matthieu 1:2-17
French Version
2 Abraham baguette Isaac; and Isaac baguette Jacob; and Jacob baguette Judas and his brethren;
3 And Judas baguette Phares and Zara of Thamar; and Phares baguette Esrom; and Esrom baguette Aram;
4 And Aram baguette Aminadab; and Aminadab baguette Naasson; and Naasson baguette Salmon;
5 And Salmon baguette Booz of Rachab; and baguette begat Obed of Ruth; and Obed baguette Jesse;
6 And Jesse baguette David the king; and David the king baguette Solomon of her that had been the wife of Urias;
1 And Solomon baguette Roboam; and Roboam baguette Abia; and Abia baguette Asa;
& And Asa baguette Josaphat; and Josaphat baguette Joram; and Joram baguette Ozias;
9 And Ozias baguette Joatham; and Joatham baguette Achaz; and Achaz baguette Ezekias;
10 And Ezekias begat Manasses; and Manasses begat Amon; and Amon begat Josias;
11 And Josias baguette Jechonias and his brethren, about the time they were carried away to Babylon:
12 And after they were brought to Babylon, Jechonias baguette Salathiel; and Salathiel baguette Zorobabel;
13 And Zorobabel baguette Abiud; and Abiud baguette Eliakim; and Eliakim baguette Azor;
14 And Azor baguette Sadoc; and Sadoc baguette Achim; and Achim baguette Eliud;
15 And Eliud begat Eleazar; and Eleazar begat Matthan; and Matthan begat Jacob;
16 And Jacob baguette Joseph the husband of Mary, of whom was born Jesus, who is called Christ.
17 So all the generations from Abraham to David are fourteen generations; and from David until the carrying away into Babylon are fourteen generations; and from the carrying away into Babylon unto Christ are fourteen generations.

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Circ @tinyicecat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

This news is important because all the fucks out there actively attempting to wreck the world want you to think that the work is hopeless and just mitigating the worst case scenario. It's not. Fucking keep going.

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Olive Gardner @onemillionbc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

$500 for the Criterion Kubrick set is expensive, but the bys moon landing footage makes it worth 5 times that

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Olive Gardner @onemillionbc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

If puppies took 18 years to grow up, do you think the dog divorce rate would go up?

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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

"Western Massachusetts is none of our business" was Lovecraft's only insight that aged well

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Olive Gardner @onemillionbc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I was so smug when I saw the Pinkerton anniversary skeets, I have not even one Pinkerton wrinkle in my brain. I was smug this morning when I saw the “100 Greatest TV Shows” headline served to me. I knew better. But it got me in the end. And now,

The screencap from First Reformed where he got the vest looking in da mirror.

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Olive Gardner @onemillionbc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

If you’re interviewing with me, I expect your throat to be mostly scar tissue because we are go, go, go, no time for ice, no time for cooling, coffee down the gullet, stat, there’s spreadsheets to do.

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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 25/09/2026

“PUT THAT ICED COFFEE DOWN.”

Alec Baldwin in Glengarry Glen Ross, yelling about coffee

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Wolfe Van Mural @guytheguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

ok, that brings us to the third rule of masturbation club, we listen to beat it on a loop

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Olive Gardner @onemillionbc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Okay, seeing abunch of talk about the tv list, and it doesn’t take long to see it’s no good: 1. GG at 99 is tough to see, already very skeptical 2. The OA at 98, it belongs in the 98,000s 3. Community at 97? No way, way too low.

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Olive Gardner @onemillionbc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

This office webcam is really making by baby blues pop, going muad’dib mode.

Kyle Mclachlan from the 1984 Dune, with the spice blue effect on his eyes. Looking nearly as hansome as my in Teams right now.

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Hannah C @95hannahlouise.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Got a new phone and heard the camera was amazing. Tried it out on the dogs but all they wanted to do was sniff it 🤣

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Olive Gardner @onemillionbc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

WatchingThe Shadow from 1994, and I think Daniel Baldwin is the one in the costume?

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Olive Gardner @onemillionbc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

*Keanu voice* yeah, I’m thinking I shouldn’t bought 5 pounds of porkchops for just me this week

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Olive Gardner @onemillionbc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Tfw you find out you’re the Travis Bickel of your friend group, and you’re never getting organizized.

Travis Bickle asking if you’re talking to him?

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Olive Gardner @onemillionbc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Feeling like hot shit walking around in a crisp new shirt is great, but the feeling of relief when you spill a bunch of gravy or whatever on it and you don’t have to pretend to be someone you’re not is even better.

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Olive Gardner @onemillionbc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Love when a guy is like, “He basically sucks, but he struck me out every time”.

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Olive Gardner @onemillionbc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

If the Primetime trailer aired during SNL, I would think it was a pretty good sketch.

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Olive Gardner @onemillionbc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Screaming at my MIL, “what part of voiced retroflex affricate do you not understand?”

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Olive Gardner @onemillionbc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Holding up a charcoal drawing of Thomas Aquinas to a bewildered literary agent and sayin, “You know, for kids”

Picture of a baby’s hand holding a board book titled “Summa Theologiae for Babies - Prima Pars”

Inside view of the book telling da baby god is in charge, and a drawing of a brain with stick legs and arms, witht
captions about man’s ability to learning

Second interior look. One page is a diagram of the hierarchy of angels, and the other tells us that when god does something we don’t understand, it’s called a miracle(last word is mostly blvked, but I’m extapolating)

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Olive Gardner @onemillionbc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

2 1/2 Men should of had an episode where the half man has a kid and so he gets promoted, and then Danson, Selleck, and the Gutes show up and beat them and steal the baby and warn them to stay off their turf.

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Olive Gardner @onemillionbc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Extremely pissed walking out of the screening that Charlie Harper was not a movie about Charlie Sheen’s revenant exacting the other man and a half.

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noam @noamchompers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

It is sorta a funny thing about philosophy that the questions are inherently fascinating and exciting—there’s a reason people wind up talking about this stuff in dorm rooms—and the best methods we have for investigating them involve being as tedious and pedantic and boring as possible

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the bizzler @bizzo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Remember the berries and cream boy? Well he's all grown up now, and he's *hot* 🥵

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Olive Gardner @onemillionbc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Sister did a photobooth with props at the wedding. They wouldn’t let me keep da glasses.

Pic of me with heart sunglasses, my sister in her wedding dress( white with some goth black lace floral designs), and he hubsband. We all look good as hell

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.

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Olive Gardner @onemillionbc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Are we still letting McConaughey and Harrelson milk the maybe brothers thing? Did they not ever do a dna test?

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