Reposted by @repeatifdesired.bsky.sociallittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Jk Rowling: centaurs are very proud creatures. One would never dare to ask to ride one. That is, if one valued their LIFE….. Interviewer: that’s so interesting. Now tell me a bit about Chinese wizards Jk Rowling, pulling back her eyes: 426745
Reposted by @repeatifdesired.bsky.socialleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 21/05/2026grogu: sad, i am chatgpt: hear you, i do. gone you will be, but not forgotten. the right way out, this is. at peace your mind is. hmmm. and soon — your body 313614
Reposted by @repeatifdesired.bsky.socialMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 05/03/2026this post deserves to be presented to you by having an index card moved down word by word with photos taken of your face after every new reveal 482255527
repeatifdesired.bsky.social @repeatifdesired.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Ironic that his favorite pastime in life was also a series of strokes. 040
Reposted by @repeatifdesired.bsky.socialjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 19/01/2026My dentist can do it all, from a simple cleaning to identifying my charred remains 263331597
repeatifdesired.bsky.social @repeatifdesired.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Every one of these dudes has an amygdala larger than their frontal lobe. 040
repeatifdesired.bsky.social @repeatifdesired.bsky.social · 08/12/2025Fascist, or nasogastric tube fetishist? 1112
Reposted by @repeatifdesired.bsky.socialassbutt @nasboat.org · 27/11/2025happy thanksgiving everyone 118723
Reposted by @repeatifdesired.bsky.socialmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 21/11/2025i bet elon probably isn't that good at drinking piss but load taking ability really is more about the other guys. and he could afford to bring in the best 332123
repeatifdesired.bsky.social @repeatifdesired.bsky.social · 06/11/2025Aren't all of the recent 'trade deals' predicated on threats of high tariffs? Assuming they're invalidated by the SC does that basically void all of them? If so lol. 120
repeatifdesired.bsky.social @repeatifdesired.bsky.social · 10/10/2025On reflection giving the Nobel to someone who shares his worldview is still a slap in the face: look we’d give it to you but you’re so annoying. 071
Reposted by @repeatifdesired.bsky.socialMatthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 17/09/2025The alleged shooter was reportedly an evangelical Trump supporter who preached against abortion and LGBTQ people. He had a hit list of dozens of Democrats as well as Planned Parenthood figures. 312118
Reposted by @repeatifdesired.bsky.socialGale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 10/01/2025wendy's cashier: will that be all? me: i think so. we just close our eyes for the last time and we're gone. but it doesn't have to be sad. it's like before you were born. we don't miss those who haven't happened yet. we don't feel their absence wendy's cashier: mothers do. i do 191730330
repeatifdesired.bsky.social @repeatifdesired.bsky.social · 17/08/2025Bring back decorative globes 060
Reposted by @repeatifdesired.bsky.socialLindsey Boylan @lindseyboylan.bsky.social · 16/08/2025Since @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social is so concerned about @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social housing maybe he should address his own property tax bill of just $213 a year thanks to a sweetheart deal he supported when he served in the state Assembly that will last through 2032. nypost.com/2022/01/23/r...nypost.comExclusive | Rep. Hakeem Jeffries pays just $200 in property taxes thanks to sweetheart subsidy lawPublic records show that Jeffries and his family reside in a condo unit in Prospect Heights, paying just $213 a year in property taxes. 21852521572
Reposted by @repeatifdesired.bsky.sociallauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 06/08/2025knowing "how the computer works" is quickly going from "advantageous skillset in office job" to "godlike degree of metacognition when navigating reality" 151756240
repeatifdesired.bsky.social @repeatifdesired.bsky.social · 05/08/2025Assume someone told him he couldn’t go up there for safety reasons; I think you could get him to the top of the StL Arch (a presidential no go zone due to protection issues) the same way. 010
Reposted by @repeatifdesired.bsky.socialaaron from queens from twitter @aaronnarraph.bsky.social · 02/08/2025Zohran didn't win by relying on standard turnout patterns. We had to fundamentally transform the Democratic electorate. I was part of a group of NYC-DSA members that applied lessons from our previous campaigns to design the “universe” of voters to talk to. Here's how we won 🧵 341634432
Reposted by @repeatifdesired.bsky.socialElizabeth Wrigley-Field @wrigleyfield.bsky.social · 26/07/2025They waited *more than an hour* to enter the Hortman home after watching Mark Hortman get shot in the doorway Unbelievably tragic & heartbreaking And, of course, they publicly congratulated themselves on a great, lifesaving police response when they’d let a lawmaker bleed out. Uvalde is everywherestartribune.comNew details about police activity after lawmaker shootings raise questions about responseThe Minnesota Star Tribune found that Brooklyn Park police waited more than 60 minutes to enter the Hortman home and that several law enforcement agencies were unaware of the situation for hours. 24365402576
Reposted by @repeatifdesired.bsky.socialjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 26/06/2025Never bring a knife to a gun fight. Unless you're whittling the likenesses of the belligerents 415413
Reposted by @repeatifdesired.bsky.socialDavid Dayen @ddayen.bsky.social · 12/06/2025Wild story: a quality manager who warned about the shoddy construction of Boeing 787 Dreamliner planes was particularly concerned about the ones sent to Air India in 2014. That's when the Air India jet that crashed today was sent. prospect.org/economy/2025...prospect.orgOne of the Dreamliners That Gave a Boeing Manager Nightmares Just CrashedWhistleblowers always warned that passengers would pay a price for Boeing’s tyrannical corner-cutting, especially with the planes shipped overseas. 19800372
Reposted by @repeatifdesired.bsky.socialTOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Just walkmogged some waitcucks at a traffic light’s pedestrian crossing. Enjoy the cold, dears - I’ll be over here, fifteen steps ahead of you and in touch with my city’s heartbeat 604214666
repeatifdesired.bsky.social @repeatifdesired.bsky.social · 19/05/2025You do realize pee is actually just squirt… 030
repeatifdesired.bsky.social @repeatifdesired.bsky.social · 29/01/2025This dude is going to be putting his son’s cerebrospinal fluid in his subarachnoid space within the year (it makes old rats smarter). 0100
Reposted by @repeatifdesired.bsky.socialGary Alexander @garyalexander.bsky.social · 26/01/2025Trump can say whatever he wants, but until he presides over Israel ignoring all his red lines as they kill Palestinians with impunity for over a year, he's still not "worse" for anyone living there. 512217
Reposted by @repeatifdesired.bsky.socialnick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 07/01/2025this is so petty lmaooo 661965235
Reposted by @repeatifdesired.bsky.socialMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 11/12/2024TREBEK: According to the lyrics of rapper Lil Ten Five Lb Labey, your nose bridge will be snapping and your cranium will be cracking when you let her drop 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 bowling ball sized snack on your face. CONTESTANT: 242865690
repeatifdesired.bsky.social @repeatifdesired.bsky.social · 03/12/2024There was a baby Eaten up and Dingo was to blame-O 180
repeatifdesired.bsky.social @repeatifdesired.bsky.social · 15/07/2024‘Sleepy Joe’: lose a tightly contested election. ‘President Bedtime’: minimum 500 electoral votes. 0110
repeatifdesired.bsky.social @repeatifdesired.bsky.social · 05/04/2024Spending two hours in the Sarlacc pit after failing a quicktime event. 080
repeatifdesired.bsky.social @repeatifdesired.bsky.social · 10/08/2023Imagine the rectal horrors that befell testers of Preparations A thru G 1140