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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Jk Rowling: centaurs are very proud creatures. One would never dare to ask to ride one. That is, if one valued their LIFE….. Interviewer: that’s so interesting. Now tell me a bit about Chinese wizards Jk Rowling, pulling back her eyes:
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
grogu: sad, i am chatgpt: hear you, i do. gone you will be, but not forgotten. the right way out, this is. at peace your mind is. hmmm. and soon — your body
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
this post deserves to be presented to you by having an index card moved down word by word with photos taken of your face after every new reveal
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repeatifdesired.bsky.social @repeatifdesired.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Ironic that his favorite pastime in life was also a series of strokes.
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
My dentist can do it all, from a simple cleaning to identifying my charred remains
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repeatifdesired.bsky.social @repeatifdesired.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Every one of these dudes has an amygdala larger than their frontal lobe.
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repeatifdesired.bsky.social @repeatifdesired.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Fascist, or nasogastric tube fetishist?
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 27/11/2025
happy thanksgiving everyone
“i call the turkeys dick” “no its mine! you got it last year” 
pipe down boys this turkey has a big huge dick theres plenty for both of you
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
i bet elon probably isn't that good at drinking piss but load taking ability really is more about the other guys. and he could afford to bring in the best
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repeatifdesired.bsky.social @repeatifdesired.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Aren't all of the recent 'trade deals' predicated on threats of high tariffs? Assuming they're invalidated by the SC does that basically void all of them? If so lol.
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repeatifdesired.bsky.social @repeatifdesired.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
On reflection giving the Nobel to someone who shares his worldview is still a slap in the face: look we’d give it to you but you’re so annoying.
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
The alleged shooter was reportedly an evangelical Trump supporter who preached against abortion and LGBTQ people. He had a hit list of dozens of Democrats as well as Planned Parenthood figures.
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Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
wendy's cashier: will that be all? me: i think so. we just close our eyes for the last time and we're gone. but it doesn't have to be sad. it's like before you were born. we don't miss those who haven't happened yet. we don't feel their absence wendy's cashier: mothers do. i do
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repeatifdesired.bsky.social @repeatifdesired.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Bring back decorative globes
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Lindsey Boylan @lindseyboylan.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Since @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social is so concerned about @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social housing maybe he should address his own property tax bill of just $213 a year thanks to a sweetheart deal he supported when he served in the state Assembly that will last through 2032. nypost.com/2022/01/23/r...
nypost.com
Exclusive | Rep. Hakeem Jeffries pays just $200 in property taxes thanks to sweetheart subsidy law
Public records show that Jeffries and his family reside in a condo unit in Prospect Heights, paying just $213 a year in property taxes.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 06/08/2025
knowing "how the computer works" is quickly going from "advantageous skillset in office job" to "godlike degree of metacognition when navigating reality"
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repeatifdesired.bsky.social @repeatifdesired.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Assume someone told him he couldn’t go up there for safety reasons; I think you could get him to the top of the StL Arch (a presidential no go zone due to protection issues) the same way.
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aaron from queens from twitter @aaronnarraph.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Zohran didn't win by relying on standard turnout patterns. We had to fundamentally transform the Democratic electorate. I was part of a group of NYC-DSA members that applied lessons from our previous campaigns to design the “universe” of voters to talk to. Here's how we won 🧵
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Elizabeth Wrigley-Field @wrigleyfield.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
They waited *more than an hour* to enter the Hortman home after watching Mark Hortman get shot in the doorway Unbelievably tragic & heartbreaking And, of course, they publicly congratulated themselves on a great, lifesaving police response when they’d let a lawmaker bleed out. Uvalde is everywhere
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New details about police activity after lawmaker shootings raise questions about response
The Minnesota Star Tribune found that Brooklyn Park police waited more than 60 minutes to enter the Hortman home and that several law enforcement agencies were unaware of the situation for hours.
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Never bring a knife to a gun fight. Unless you're whittling the likenesses of the belligerents
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David Dayen @ddayen.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Wild story: a quality manager who warned about the shoddy construction of Boeing 787 Dreamliner planes was particularly concerned about the ones sent to Air India in 2014. That's when the Air India jet that crashed today was sent. prospect.org/economy/2025...
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One of the Dreamliners That Gave a Boeing Manager Nightmares Just Crashed
Whistleblowers always warned that passengers would pay a price for Boeing’s tyrannical corner-cutting, especially with the planes shipped overseas.
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Just walkmogged some waitcucks at a traffic light’s pedestrian crossing. Enjoy the cold, dears - I’ll be over here, fifteen steps ahead of you and in touch with my city’s heartbeat
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repeatifdesired.bsky.social @repeatifdesired.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
You do realize pee is actually just squirt…
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repeatifdesired.bsky.social @repeatifdesired.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
This dude is going to be putting his son’s cerebrospinal fluid in his subarachnoid space within the year (it makes old rats smarter).
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Gary Alexander @garyalexander.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Trump can say whatever he wants, but until he presides over Israel ignoring all his red lines as they kill Palestinians with impunity for over a year, he's still not "worse" for anyone living there.
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
this is so petty lmaooo
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
TREBEK: According to the lyrics of rapper Lil Ten Five Lb Labey, your nose bridge will be snapping and your cranium will be cracking when you let her drop 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 bowling ball sized snack on your face. CONTESTANT:
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repeatifdesired.bsky.social @repeatifdesired.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
There was a baby Eaten up and Dingo was to blame-O
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repeatifdesired.bsky.social @repeatifdesired.bsky.social · 15/07/2024
‘Sleepy Joe’: lose a tightly contested election. ‘President Bedtime’: minimum 500 electoral votes.
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repeatifdesired.bsky.social @repeatifdesired.bsky.social · 05/04/2024
Spending two hours in the Sarlacc pit after failing a quicktime event.
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🕸️Jessie!🕸️ @jessisamess.gay · 22/11/2023
screenshot of a tweet by Mike Primavera (@primawesome):

My neighbor told me coyotes keep eating his outdoor cats so i asked how many cats he has and he said he just goes to the shelter and gets a new cat afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding shelter cats to coyotes and then his daughter started crying.
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repeatifdesired.bsky.social @repeatifdesired.bsky.social · 10/08/2023
Imagine the rectal horrors that befell testers of Preparations A thru G
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