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I enjoy the "power on"/"power off" sounds that this cheap bodycam makes so much that I went through the trouble of extracting them (and the other sounds I found) from the device's firmware. PLEASE WATCH

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Former Staffer: Institute of Price Stabilité @pabstblueronin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

John Fetterman taking a dab, knocking over the rig and shattering it, then yelling "FUCK! FUCK!" so loudly it makes the whole room nervous

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Timmy Jackpots, The $13,250 Diamond Dazzler @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 26/09/2026

I don't want to be hyperbolic. But here are some people who need to square up with God about how much suffering they bring into the world. Actual, for real, bona fide blood on their hands. I'm sure it's all just an abstract intellectual challenge to them; gotta hit those KPIs; just following orders.

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Kyle @assf.art · 27/09/2026

Couldn't resist this, seeing other people's lists is very interesting

My 9 Games:

Counter-Strike: Source
The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening DX
Guitar Hero III: Legends of Rock
Spin Rhythm XD
Peglin
Dark Souls III
Thumper
Pokemon Pinball
Mario Kart DS

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Kyle @assf.art · 26/09/2026

That's pretty neat

Screenshot showing my GitHub account was suspended "due to a violation of our Terms of Service" (I do not violate their ToS)

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Kyle @assf.art · 25/09/2026

A Gulfstream G700 flying @ 45,000 feet from Phoenix, Arizona to Nice, France (captured in Milwaukee, WI)

https://www.flightradar24.com/2026-09-24/21:59/20x/QQE205/41d16ef2

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Sam Cole @samleecole.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

"wow, everyone knew this already" is such a cynical, annoying and unfortunately extremely common response to tech news. assuming your privacy is being violated and proving that it is are two very different things, and the latter is the result of hard work and rigorous reporting

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Kyle @assf.art · 14/09/2026

Having never seen either, should I watch The Wire or The Sopranos first? 1️⃣ The Wire 2️⃣ The Sopranos 3️⃣ Fuck You 📊 Show results

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Kyle @assf.art · 13/09/2026

In my sleep, I kicked over my bedside table, loudly knocking it and its contents on the floor. My brain compensated for this by having me dream that I kicked somebody in the head who was attacking me, allowing me to sleep through both the kick and the resulting noise #beastmode

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bree bird 🇨🇦 @goose.ski · 13/09/2026

the trans community’s demand is eminently reasonable: “democrats need to treat trans people as equal partners in their political coalition or trans people will not be partners at all.” so, democrats: do you want to win or not?

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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

i don't believe talarico is a bigot. im pretty sure he isnt. but if he apparently "has to" answer bad faith questions in a way that appears to compromise on the rights of one group of people being repressed to get elected, it's fair to ask what else he will "have to" do once he's in office

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Kyle @assf.art · 12/09/2026

>tfw you finally take the NAS out of storage and realize you don't care about any of the files on it

Screenshot of Proxmox UI showing `Storage 'qnap' on node `debian-macpro` with an eye-watering 30TB of total space with ~30GB currently used.

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Kyle @assf.art · 11/09/2026

Saw like 2 birds and 3 deer and all my pics were blurry garbage, but at least the sky was pretty and I didn't get hit by a car riding my scooter at sunset 🛴🌅

A wide angle photo of the Menomonee River in Wauwatosa taken just before sunset - the color of the sky and the clouds is a beautiful gradient of dark blue to purple to pink to yellow to white

A slightly more zoomed in picture showing many of the same colors of clouds as the first photo

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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

this was wild even at the time cuz you could see his head fall off his spine in the original video. like, i didn't even know you *could* decapitate someome with a rifle like that. what treatment did he think charlie got? the futurama head-in-a-jar surgery?

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Kyle @assf.art · 01/08/2025

Scaniverse is a very cool app that lets you create high quality 3D renderings with just your phone - but I almost like it more when something goes wrong with the scan, because lol

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Cat Food For Men: the first ever cat food formulated with mega-doses of taurine and tryptophan for optimum masculine performance. When hunger calls, answer it with a feast that only the manliest deserve. Available in Chicken Dinner, Beef Tallow Pate, and Beef Chunks In Gravy.

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Kyle @assf.art · 09/09/2026

a breeze is goated when cooling off is the vibe

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Kyle @assf.art · 09/09/2026

This fish never knew what hit 'em.

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Kyle @assf.art · 08/09/2026

your timeline has been visited by the daytime Great Horned Owl You will be blessed with superior eyesight and copious prey But only if you like this post and reply “thank Mr. Daytime Owl”

A Great Horned Owl, photographed from below, staring directly at the camera. It has magnificent eyebrow tufts and large, sharp talons

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Kyle @assf.art · 08/09/2026

your timeline has been visited by the daytime Great Horned Owl You will be blessed with superior eyesight and copious prey But only if you like this post and reply “thank Mr. Daytime Owl”

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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 07/09/2026

in-persona nathan fielder talking to liz holmes has got to be the closest that 2 nominally alive nominally real people can get to recreating the void of meaning of 2 LLM chatbots talking to one another

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Kyle @assf.art · 28/08/2026

EVERYBODY GO LOOK AT THE MOON WTF IS HAPPENING

Lunar Eclipse from tonight, covering about 20% of the moon's lower left corner

Same lunar eclipse, now covering about 40% of the moon

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Kyle @assf.art · 27/08/2026

Some pics I took yesterday

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Kyle @assf.art · 27/08/2026

A papa goldfinch feeding his fledglings

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Kyle @assf.art · 20/08/2026

If you enjoy the `Rude!` feed I made, you may also enjoy this new one, which shows posts from users who have been marked "Rude" on an account level bsky.app/profile/assf...

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Kyle @assf.art · 19/08/2026

Couldn't tell that this was an Osprey until we walked another mile and saw it enjoying its lunch!

photo of a bird with a huge wingspan flying away from the camera with something orange grasped in its talons

An Osprey with one talon grasping the branch it is sitting on, and the other talon grasping what we can now tell is an orange fish (probably a Koi). The fish is missing its face.

Another angle of the Osprey with one talon grasping the branch it is sitting on, and the other talon grasping what we can now tell is an orange fish (probably a Koi). The fish is missing its face.

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Fūnk-é Joseph @funkefly.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

i try to do this with my cat once a day

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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

i know he did it but free him anyway

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ceej @ceej.online · 12/08/2026

you perverts like staring at wisconsin, huh? you like looking at maps with all of our stupid little counties? you can't help yourselves but whisper "fond du lac" and "shawano" while reading about ballot drops. you want to taste a cheese curd? huh?

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Kyle @assf.art · 10/08/2026

Google result: bolds the numbered list of instructions Actual Reddit comment: "things you absolutely must not do:"

Screenshot of google result for `disassemble 18650 battery pack`

The result shown is a reddit thread titled `Please share your protips on disassembling 18650 battery packs`

The bolded text says `1: Use a screwdriver or similar metal object to separate the cells if they are glued. · 2: be careful you have short circuits, if you are using ...Read more`

Screenshot of the reddit comment the google result was sourced from. The full text reads:

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if you don't have a special machine to remove the nickel connections from 18650 cells I recommend a well-sharpened wood chisel, a hammer and a lot of care. for the rest there is nothing too complicated except re-soldering those damned nickel strips, they are the thing I hate most about making a battery pack.

things you absolutely must not do:

1: Use a screwdriver or similar metal object to separate the cells if they are glued.

2: be careful you have short circuits, if you are using non-insulated metal tools, be careful not to rest them on the cell contacts or rest the battery pack with the exposed contacts on something metal.

3: if you have to recover the bms and you don't have the datasheet, write down all the connections and take some photos.

4: don't pierce them

5: don't pierce them

6: don't pierce them

I was about to forget

DO NOT DRILL THEM.

if you have questions... ask
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

AI photos in real estate listings should be illegal. “Here’s what the house would look like if any of this stuff existed” fuck you!

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Kyle @assf.art · 06/08/2026

Really need one of those “I got this before Elon ruined it” bumper stickers for this backpack

A backpack whose material is made up entirely of the doge Shina Inu dog meme face

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404 Media @404media.co · 05/08/2026

NEW: Police in Wisconsin used Flock to determine that a man “travels to Michigan frequently,” where marijuana is legal, then back to Wisconsin, where it is illegal. They then used his travel across state lines as tracked by Flock as part of the probable cause justification to search his car.

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Cops Used Flock to Track a Man Across State Lines to Create Pretext to Search His Car for Weed

"The vehicle travels to Michigan frequently which is a known source state for marijuana as it is legal there," a probable cause justification reads.

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Minnesota Reformer @minnesotareformer.com · 03/08/2026

On Jan. 11, Gregory Bovino watched as his Border Patrol agents dragged a man out of his car at a St. Paul Speedway, knelt on his back until he lost consciousness, and dragged his limp body into the back of a van. The man's name is Orbin Mauricio Henriquez Serrano and this is his story.

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Orbin Mauricio Henriquez Serrano survived a violent arrest in St. Paul. It still haunts him. • Minnesota Reformer

The morning of Jan. 11 began for Orbin Mauricio Henriquez Serrano with an ominous warning: The gas light on his Jeep Cherokee was glowing yellow on the dashboard. He didn’t want to go to work at the r...

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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

choosing "barely contained rage" for the tone of my "i didn't abuse my wife" video

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Kyle @assf.art · 30/07/2026

Reupping this for no reason at all. I’ve used the 2nd code in the thread like a dozen times and it still works great

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