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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of
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modern life is rubbish✌️ @maddielonglegs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
come see good twee with me, possibly free
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Starfleet Design 🖍🖖 @starfleetdesign.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The alt text here contains my favourite bit of wormhole trivia.
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Ranged Touch @rangedtouch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Manwë told me Melkor keeps harrying the Firstborn of Ilúvatar so I asked how many Elves he has and he said he just goes to Middle-Earth and invites more Elves on the Great Journey so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding the Quendi to Morgoth and then Nienna started crying.
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modern life is rubbish✌️ @maddielonglegs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
given all the rain and how much i puked this morning, a half century not too bad. still haven't done a full one but if i can keep making these lil guys easier i might get there while we still have some infrastructure left
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modern life is rubbish✌️ @maddielonglegs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Bezazian book haul 2k26. Had to breeze past a lot of the fiction because they were swamped but still found some stuff for the collection. Surprisingly the Lilith fair blind box only had one repeat but who doesn’t alreedy own several copies of tigerlily
music box theatre intermission music vol 2
Chicago’s western suburbs possibly autographed by Geoffrey Baer?
Martin Scorsese’s Rolling Stones doc
Best lessons of a chess coach
The penguin dictionary of jokes
The spectator by studs terkel 
The man made city
Terminal town
The Big Book of Hell
Lilith fair vibes blind box
Kd lang shadowland 
10000 maniacs unplugged
Ani difranco 
Sarah maclachlan mirror ball
Natalie merchant tigerlilyA long line of people waiting to get into the library auditorium.
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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cyber professional @permadeath.com · 16/09/2026
the vibe I'm going for with my codebases is "this person is insane but they've got a point" (ancient technique learned from wise dolls)
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modern life is rubbish✌️ @maddielonglegs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
what if i got a button press. make small batches of funny button|magnet|pin to give away. it's not entirely about replacing the one i lost while traveling. it's about who's life wouldn't be improved if i had a button press. if you think about it it's actually more selfish to not have one
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Matt Lieb @mattlieb.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ed Sheeran was forced by Jonathan Greenblatt not only to fire Macklemore, but also to change the lyrics to his most famous song smdh
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modern life is rubbish✌️ @maddielonglegs.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
going to vintage computer festival midwest today. almost forgot it's now at a location of historical import. thankfully it's on the map geerlingguy.github.io/vcfmw21-map/
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modern life is rubbish✌️ @maddielonglegs.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I biked the drive 20 minutes faster than last year. If I keep up this pace, in a decade I’ll be able to do it before I even get out of bed 😌
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 04/09/2026
We will never forget the names of collaborators.
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modern life is rubbish✌️ @maddielonglegs.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Good morning
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modern life is rubbish✌️ @maddielonglegs.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Watched American Werewolf in London. Even goofier than I’d hoped (complimentary). Really enjoyed this take on the whole thing. Rick Baker showing us how it’s done. Between this and After Hours i apparently love watching Griffin Dunne eating shit. 🍿🍿🍿🍿
Poster showing two sweaty boys looking over their shoulders at the full moon
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Shady Inference 🌫️ @blot.city · 07/10/2025
Lol irl at the Dragon Quest VIII one
Dragon Quest VIII monsters called Right wing, Head of state, Body politic, and Left wingRIGHT WING: I'm the right wing!
LEFT WING: I'm the other right wing!
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modern life is rubbish✌️ @maddielonglegs.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Fixing to catch some meteors to-nite
A camera on a tripod in a field surrounded by lounge chairs t
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modern life is rubbish✌️ @maddielonglegs.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
camp miasma reminding me of an old fave cause she's the only one thinkin it through 💗 tacocat.bandcamp.com/track/dana-k...
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Dana Katherine Scully, by Tacocat
from the album Lost Time
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Soren Spicknall @sorenspicknall.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
These were unavailable for a long time, but Wolfbait & B-girls in Logan Square has a new run of the Shaina Hoffman-designed Village Discount Outlet Señor Don safety monologue tees in stock now.
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modern life is rubbish✌️ @maddielonglegs.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
life is hard with a center of gravity over 5 feet high. sometimes parts of you just drift in different directions like that
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modern life is rubbish✌️ @maddielonglegs.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
There’s a tidy little paragraph that lays it all out. Simple as
I need those in the middle of the road to understand something. The people leading this charge don't want to protect girls in sport. They want trans people to be gone. And they never will get what they want because trans people always have existed and always will. This movement won't go away if you give it this victory. They will just take and take and take. There's no point placating a campaign founded on hate.
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modern life is rubbish✌️ @maddielonglegs.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
big walk might be the next best thing to going on an irl walk with your friends. except no one ever leaves us little puzzles to cooperatively solve around town. it's usually just regular litter. one of these days though.
two bird guys bounce in front of a beautiful video game sunset
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modern life is rubbish✌️ @maddielonglegs.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
watched Bad Lieutenant for the first time. all i knew about it was harvey keitel has his dick out. but now I know its actually about the seductive and destructive nature of sports betting
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modern life is rubbish✌️ @maddielonglegs.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
humm are they brothers ?
a cat in a bathroom basin sits behind a can of mt dew can with a straw. the straw goes right in front of the cats mouth so it looks like hes sippin. because he is.
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dmercer.bsky.social @dmercer.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Cleaning out some files and came across this—copyright 1977!
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modern life is rubbish✌️ @maddielonglegs.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
when deciding if you wanna go through with running in the rain or not, the key thing is you're gonna wanna go stand around and get soaked. even if you don't get any of the joy it's important to get all the illness
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🎃 It’s the Mid Pumpkin, Emily 🎃 @lefttheprairie.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Good morning! I’ve got a popfest coming up in just under 2 months. When I tell you I am so excited for every single one of these bands www.windypopweekender.com
Windy Pop Weekender
A Chicago Indie / Twee Popfest
The Softies • Rocketship
Dressy Bessy
good flying birds • The Tammy Shine
Calico Loco • The Specific Heats • Sunshy The Laughing Chimes • Cinema Hearts
Time Thief • Blue Clovers
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SUBTERRANEAN, CHICAGO, IL
September 26 & 27, 2026 (17+)
windypopweekender.com
Clean Air Club
& CHIRP
107.IFM
CHIRPRADIO.ORG
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modern life is rubbish✌️ @maddielonglegs.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
you ever try regaining your lost form by your own volition. its easier said than done
end of evangelion, "So you must regain your own lost form by your own volition."
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modern life is rubbish✌️ @maddielonglegs.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
community.muos.dev/t/dns-unknow... godspeed you! forum rando vargasjj who posted the exact fix i needed. you are needed this day in age more than you can know
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DNS Unknown - All network tasks failing. muOS not handling DNS from DHCP offers
Hey everyone, wanted to share a bug I tracked down today that might be affecting others silently. Device: RG35XX Pro OS: muOS 2601.1 Funky Jacaranda Symptom: All network tasks failing with “no netwo...
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 29/07/2026
i found an ancient phone backup the other day and here are some photos i took of the old somethingawful office in lees summit around 2011 or 2012. and a couple never before seen pics of smash mouth eat the eggs . and some discount ed hardy beer that made me VERY sick
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modern life is rubbish✌️ @maddielonglegs.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
refreshing my music with timecode synced lyrics from lrclib. starting with the important stuff
[02:18.59] (Would you look at all that stuff)
[02:22.55] They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters
[02:24.52] Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters
[02:26.63] Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires
[02:28.44] BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers
[02:30.48] Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters
[02:32.64] Paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters
[02:34.38] Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables
[02:36.14] Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles
[02:38.14] Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication
[02:39.89] Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation
[02:41.99] Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors
[02:43.75] Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors
[02:45.64] Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers
[02:47.51] Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers
[02:49.63] Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers
[02:51.46] Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers
[02:53.45] I can't wait, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)
[02:57.35] When are they gonna open the door?
[03:00.90] I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
[03:02.86] Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
[03:04.70] Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
[03:06.59] Hardware store
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New-Cleckit Dominie @ncdominie.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
This is just to say I have OCRed the text thet was in tne arch:ve and whicb yov were prabaldy seamhing for "breahtast" Fargme ms fheg mem debo:w5 sb ?mccf mmb 5c oc1b
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modern life is rubbish✌️ @maddielonglegs.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
gf just asked if I knew any good beginner dungeons and dragons leagues to join
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modern life is rubbish✌️ @maddielonglegs.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I waited over a year to get these new patio and screen doors and the government can’t tell me not to enjoy the summer breeze
Melina from total recall suffocating in the atmosphere of mars
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The PS1 startup sound as a lesbian @janus.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
everyone seems to be responding positively to this and i hate to burst anyone's bubble, but i recently went to a Luddite festival in NYC and this is something organizers specifically warned about: don't let capitalists sell your hatred of capitalism back to you
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Scare-emy Haunt Wheels @kateneely.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
in honor of Sam Neill, here is one of my favorite movies he ever made
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
just such a lovely guy
Sam Neill
@TwoPaddocks
Following
Yes, I know things can look a little glum at present. But, for now cheer up. From us.

And it’s a picture of him with one of his happy pigs
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Hey Chicago! An ICE contractor is trying to buy our parking meters — and City Council decides whether that happens THIS WEEK. We've got time to stop this, but we need as many people as possible to fight back: tinyurl.com/icepark
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modern life is rubbish✌️ @maddielonglegs.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
They’re calling it the biggest upstaging of all time. We’re gonna have the grandest, most beautiful procession, crowds so big it’ll be like a parade really. No one’s even gonna remember the other two for all the things they’ve done after this one. Sad!
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modern life is rubbish✌️ @maddielonglegs.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
lindsay graham, mitch mcconnell, who's gonna be our big big third
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modern life is rubbish✌️ @maddielonglegs.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I need this.
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modern life is rubbish✌️ @maddielonglegs.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
rhys is a true blue tape sicko doing the work 🙏
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Aidan @girambquamb.com · 01/07/2026
people who do "dawless jams" with desktop synths are insufferable. "oooooh look at my clean desk with a plant and knickknacks. I added a cool visual effect!" fuck you!!! show me a mess of cables!! plug in twenty pieces of gear and only use three of them!! record with a shitty webcam!!
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modern life is rubbish✌️ @maddielonglegs.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I need to go back
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 14/06/2026
This is true, however you feel about AI. The hotshot startup scene (see bsky devs) love to talk about how they're using AI loudly and publicly but at any tech company your mom has heard of, at least the ones I know people in, you will not find many if any people writing code by hand today
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modern life is rubbish✌️ @maddielonglegs.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
It’s just a box
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modern life is rubbish✌️ @maddielonglegs.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I’m supposed to go on this bike ride but cat has been making biscuits of me for 20 mins. Don’t send help it’s fine
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
My idols are dumb and my enemies are in power.
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modern life is rubbish✌️ @maddielonglegs.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
This week’s Album I’m Mad I Just Now Heard It Award goes to The Butchies for their 1997 release asking the age old question, Are we not femme? youtube.com/watch?v=YiYb...
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The Galaxy Is Gay
YouTube video by The Butchies - Topic
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