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I fell asleep at the wheel and boy are my alms tired #proudIDIOT #moronicle #clinicallyclumsoid #baltimore

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MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you cant just swear something on all of the rescued pets in America
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MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“ … and all this while fully conscious—!”
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MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“I love the pit, and Paul got to interact with the pit -“
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MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“That's the problem with comedy. You can have a great premise, but then you have to make jokes. You have to make jokes that are funny. And I'm not saying I know how to do it. I don't know how to do it. That's why I don't have a vampire sitcom on CBS.”
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MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“Just the usual suffering”
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MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
“I just feel sad inside…. Is there any way for me to feel better?”
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MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
90 Day Defiancé
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MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Why must I feel this way
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MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
“… perhaps a further thought: the foot as a kind of degraded hand.”
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MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Walking taco? I’d rather be talking Waco.
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MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Times Square Wolferine
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MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Gas Station Prozac
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MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
2/13/13 7/21/26 I will miss you forever Until I die
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MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Ari Astor’s remake of “The Carrier” (1988)
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MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
All I have And I can’t treat him right
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MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
La Creatura
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MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Yucky Terry
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MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
He still hears the guy’s screams in the wind
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MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
She was replaced by the Nikki who truly did love Bear more than anyone in the entire world. He loathes his reflection — she mixes their perspectives! The disasters of cowardice and magic. A vile film. 10/10
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MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
In lieu of five hundred, he would say “nine”
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MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
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MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Mormon furries soak while yiffing
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MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
from a sack of trash to a stack of cash
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MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
neutered harmonica
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MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
r/peyote Rabbit ate my cactus, will it be ok?
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u/AvantGardenGallery • 4h • i.redd.it
Rabbit ate my cactus, will it be ok?
[image of single Peyote cactus with a bite taken out of it, clearly made by the two front teeth of a lagomorph]
“I've recently been given a bunch of williamsii babies, and they live on a windowsill next to a table where my rabbit likes to sit and look at the street like a cat.
There's usually a strong barrier between them, but last night I took it off so I can do some work on the table. Forgot to put it back and noticed a chunk is missing from one of the peyotes this morning!
The rabbit seems fine, she was just very anti-social last night and went to bed early without snuggling with me. We have an appointment with a vet in a few days. I'II ask about my fur baby then.
But on to my green baby, is it going to be ok? l've sanitized the wound, but it looks dried already.
There are deep teeth marks that I've just sanitized and left alone. Should I cut into them to clean it? I'm an experienced plant parent, but a cactus noob.”
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David Gilbert @davidgilbert.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Inside Palantir, people are finally waking up to the fact that they might actually be the bad guys Great reporting once again from @makenakelly.bsky.social www.wired.com/story/palant...
wired.com
Palantir Employees Are Starting to Wonder if They're the Bad Guys
Interviews with current and former Palantir employees, along with internal Slack messages obtained by WIRED, suggest a workforce in turmoil.
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MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
It’s Tron meets Angela’s Ashes
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MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
see The Drama in theatres
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MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Renfaire Uniqlo
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Ed Kane 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 @3dkan3.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
A gift article for you to read, if you're interested. wapo.st/4c1GyNi
wapo.st
Risky commando plan to seize Iran’s uranium came at Trump’s request
A plan briefed to Trump last week to insert ground forces to remove Iran’s nuclear material would be a very difficult endeavor of a type never before attempted in wartime.
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MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Amanda Guy, co-owner of HappenChance
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WIRED @wired.com · 28/03/2026
R3 Bio has a bold idea for replacing lab animals: genetically-engineered whole organ systems that lack a brain. The long-term goal, says a cofounder, is to make human versions.
wrd.cm
A Billionaire-Backed Startup Wants to Grow 'Organ Sacks' to Replace Animal Testing
R3 Bio has a bold idea for replacing lab animals: genetically-engineered whole organ systems that lack a brain. The long-term goal, says a cofounder, is to make human versions.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
SCOOP— Trump wants a 24k gold coin w/ his face on it for America 250, but an official at a late February coin advisory committee meeting called it something only done by "nations ruled by kings or dictators." After NYT reported the criticism, US Mint yanked online vid of the meeting w/o explanation.
thehandbasket.co
US Mint takes down video of meeting criticizing proposed Trump 24K gold coin
A coin advisory committee called the design for the America 250 coin something only produced by "kings or dictators."
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Jennifer N. Victor @jenvictor.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
This is an incredible documentation of the systematic, intentional collapse of American health science, by Elizabeth Ginexi. open.substack.com/pub/elizabet...
open.substack.com
I Wrote Research Funding Announcements for NIH for 22 Years. This Year They’ve Published 14
How NIH went from 756 funding announcements to 14 in two years — and what it means for every disease that depends on federal research
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Scott Robertson @sarobertson.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
PM of Denmark Mette Frederiksen on Mark Carney: "The speech you gave in Davos, I have never experienced anything like this. I mean, people in Denmark have been talking about, they have been reading your speech. And I don't think I have ever heard so many reflections on a speech from a colleague."
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Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Breaking: the DOGE deposition videos have been taken off YouTube. On Friday the government asked a judge to intervene, said the videos could cause reputational damage, death threats. Judge agreed, ordered them removed: www.404media.co/doge-deposit...
404media.co
DOGE Deposition Videos Taken Down After Judge Order and Widespread Mockery
The government asked a judge to stop the spread of the videos on YouTube. The judge agreed, and ordered their immediate removal.
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jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
the mr. america competition is 50 dainty-fingered fat wet old queens bitching about broadway box office for the talent portion before whining about how unfair the judges are
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Mikael Thalen @mikaelthalen.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
NEW: Contractors for Meta say they've been tasked with reviewing smart glasses footage in order to train the company's AI. The contractors say they've seen videos showing wearers having sex, undressing & using the bathroom. san.com/cc/what-your...
san.com
What your Meta smart glasses record doesn’t stay on your smart glasses, ‘data labeling’ contractors say
Meta contractors say they’ve been tasked with reviewing highly sensitive videos captured by the company’s smart glasses.
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MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Post on r/dollarama “Don't let your kids put their mouth on these... I was witnessing a bunch of teenagers farting into them. I figured that this is not behavior limited to teenagers at my store. stop tooting these horns unless you wash them first! People are gross!”
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Tony Stark @tonystark.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
And I was told this was propaganda.
Anthropics team was relieved to hear that the government would be willing to remove those words, but one big problem remained:
On Friday afternoon, Anthropic learned that the Pentagon still wanted to use the company's AI to analyze bulk data collected from Americans. That could include information such as the questions you ask your favorite chatbot, your Google search history, your GPS-tracked movements, and your credit-card transactions, all of which could be cross-referenced with other details about your life. Anthropics leadership told Hegseth's team that was a bridge too far, and the deal fell apart. Soon after, Hegseth
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Joe Dante and Hideo Kojima are close seconds but no director was more right about the future of war than Barry Levinson with the 1992 box office flop Toys.
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MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Rachel Slurs
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Pulp & Politics @pulpandpolitics.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
"the largest act of mass murder of this decade, and of this century so far, was not perpetrated by militaries or militias, but by the world's richest man in Washington D.C.'s Eisenhower Executive Office Building." www.liberalcurrents.com/what-elon-ha...
liberalcurrents.com
What Elon Has Done
Elon Musk's destruction of USAID has faded from public consciousness in America, despite leaving death and destruction in its wake.
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MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Exposure to the suffering of others
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Trevors (1990) starring Kevin Bacon @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Was completely blown away by THE HOUSE WITH LAUGHING WINDOWS (1976), an absolutely vile and twisted giallo wrapped in the crumbling, rustic trapping of the folk horror genre. Really amazing if you can get your hands on a nice version.
A damaged painting of a man being stabbed, screaming in agonyA man stands in the doorway of a cavernous, pitch-black room, his face lit by a single match, his shadow thrown out ahead of him.An old woman lies unmoving in a bed. It's like she's suspended in darkness.A decrepit brick building in a grassy field. three of the windows have had giant grinning mouths painted over them, hence the title.
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MORON @longtermstorage.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
my fursona is some wretched creature
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Paola Cubillos @paolacubillosr.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
"While using ChatGPT last June, Van Rootselaar described scenarios involving gun violence over the course of several days, according to people familiar with the matter.... OpenAI leaders ultimately decided not to contact authorities." OMG www.wsj.com/us-news/law/...
wsj.com
Exclusive | OpenAI Employees Raised Alarms About Canada Shooting Suspect Months Ago
The ChatGPT maker opted against informing Canadian authorities about Jesse Van Rootselaar’s descriptions of violence last June.
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walking mirage @wolf.observer · 20/02/2026
"we would prefer if our astronauts weren't Boeing to die" - nasa administration www.nasa.gov/news-release...
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NASA Releases Report on Starliner Crewed Flight Test Investigation - NASA
At a news conference on Thursday, NASA released a report of findings from the Program Investigation Team examining the Boeing CST-100
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Chris Stedman @chrisdstedman.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Thank you @racketmn.com for publishing this piece written by a member of one of the families we’ve been supporting. I’m very grateful for your help getting her story and perspective out there. racketmn.com/because-of-i...
racketmn.com
Because of ICE, I've Been in Hiding for Months. It Has Transformed Me. - Racket
Days of anxiety, of frustration, and of feeling that everything is on hold while the world keeps moving forward outside.
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
lol
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