gateway doug @theperfectdoug.bsky.social · 30/09/2026telling someone to be home to sign for a package and then not showing up should be a crime. they should kill you for it 000
gateway doug @theperfectdoug.bsky.social · 30/09/2026the keith haring AI joke is farming more rage on reddit, in a new format. truly an all-timer 010
gateway doug @theperfectdoug.bsky.social · 29/09/2026after 27 years of playing cs i have realized that i play better with music blasting. first match of the day, set to MINT SUIT's "Y2K's Eyes" 200
Reposted by gateway dougThe Onion @theonion.com · 28/09/2026Man Tries To Save Marriage By Complimenting Wife’s Jacket theonion.com/man-tries-to-save-marr… 24124679
gateway doug @theperfectdoug.bsky.social · 28/09/2026me: ugh my arms are still smaller than everyone else's blair: you know, comparison is the thief of joy me: yeah but i saw the thief of joy the other day and he was RIPPED 010
gateway doug @theperfectdoug.bsky.social · 27/09/2026he likes being up here because he gets attention 120
gateway doug @theperfectdoug.bsky.social · 27/09/2026big fan of this spot in boulder that feels like an outdoor backrooms 020
Reposted by gateway dougThe Onion @theonion.com · 27/09/2026Career-Ending Facebook Comment Double-Checked For Spelling theonion.comCareer-Ending Facebook Comment Double-Checked For SpellingPHOENIX—Carefully noting several mistakes he’d made while typing up what would ultimately be the worst mistake of his life, local man Carson Myers spent several minutes Tuesday double-checking the car... 9108684
Reposted by gateway dougGaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 24/09/2026This puts mainstream Democrats in a real pickle. Should they support their incredibly popular mayor or a foreign leader who is best friends with Trump and works overtime to get Republicans elected. No easy answer here 362215374
Reposted by gateway dougGwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets. 204189795411
Reposted by gateway dougStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 25/09/2026ME: Trying to remember which Avengers were in the first movie. Captain America, Iron Man, Thor, Hulk, Black Widow…that’s everyone, right SCOTTISH GUY: Och aye ME: Oh right. Easy to forget him though 1960241
gateway doug @theperfectdoug.bsky.social · 26/09/2026worried that the liberty mutual ads are getting too abstract 000
gateway doug @theperfectdoug.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i always thought songs were too small, glad they're making them bigger tbh 000
gateway doug @theperfectdoug.bsky.social · 24/09/2026[beep] uwu this is your captain speaking. unfortunatewy my big ol paws can't use any of these knobs 000
gateway doug @theperfectdoug.bsky.social · 23/09/2026crap this guy's gonna have me waiting here all day 100
gateway doug @theperfectdoug.bsky.social · 22/09/2026i used to have a small hard drive so i could only install 3 games at once, but now i can install 50+ at once! i still do not feel like playing any of the ones i've installed 010
gateway doug @theperfectdoug.bsky.social · 19/09/2026the best reacher is "weirdo autist reacher" (s3) and the worst reacher is "boomer in a 30-year-old body reacher" (s2) 100
gateway doug @theperfectdoug.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Hope was not a good movie but at least it was insanely long 000
gateway doug @theperfectdoug.bsky.social · 17/09/2026my local theater is taking advantage of Digger's unique 1.50:1 aspect ratio by playing Subway Surfer over on the right side. that's smart 000
gateway doug @theperfectdoug.bsky.social · 12/09/2026mom says i can watch all the brooklyn 99 i want because i'm immune to copaganda 010
Reposted by gateway dougStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 12/09/2026Hey man I’m looking around for you but I don’t see you. Yeah I’m outside the store where Goku is using a drumstick-sized soldering iron to fix an absolutely gigantic iPhone. No man not a Pro Max. No I wouldn’t say he looks mad per se. Smug I guess. Like he thinks this skill makes him better than me 341581333
gateway doug @theperfectdoug.bsky.social · 12/09/2026i find myself drawn to tiktok more and more because it makes me excited about humanity. look at all the cool stuff we're doing! look at how far we've come!! look how all these things are connecting for the first time!!! it feels like a preview of the future 000
gateway doug @theperfectdoug.bsky.social · 12/09/2026somehow only took 3 hours to outline all this. ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow 120
gateway doug @theperfectdoug.bsky.social · 10/09/2026kirkiversary on tiktok is such a beautiful thing 100
gateway doug @theperfectdoug.bsky.social · 09/09/2026spent the last few weeks rewatching On Cinema from the start and it's still my favorite thing. i don't think there's a weak entry in the entire catalog, it's just end-to-end hits 100
gateway doug @theperfectdoug.bsky.social · 04/09/2026paying an artist to start putting a very large tattoo on me friday and i hadn't seen any drawings yet so i was getting real nervous BUT I JUST GOT THE DRAWING AND IT'S SO GOOD HELL YEAH 120
gateway doug @theperfectdoug.bsky.social · 03/09/202622g for 100cal of weird soda is insane, what has science done 010
Reposted by gateway dougCrushed @silenttakedown.bsky.social · 02/09/2026yeah sure whatever, let lara croft cook potato stew on her phone for 2m0s of damage resistance who gives a shit anymore 15276531886
Reposted by gateway dougReturn of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Marvellous 3632
gateway doug @theperfectdoug.bsky.social · 03/09/2026i drink my coke zero "selena gomez style" (i refuse to acknowledge its effect on my kidneys) 100
Reposted by gateway dougThe Onion @theonion.com · 01/09/2026Man Watches In Silence As Wife Reveals All The Things She Brought Home From Store That Aren’t Cheez-Its theonion.com/man-watches-in-silence… 271729157
