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Ian Carrillo @iansociologo.bsky.social · 57m
US Big Tech putting its thumb on the scale for Flávio Bolsonaro.
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mcc @dryad.technology · 4h
He has new adventures every week
Scan of Pokemon card named "Surfing Pikachu" (lv. 13)

He has one ability: Surf
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 7h
the Catholic Church racking up PR wins by saying shit like “we shouldn’t bring back public executions” and “your Claude app isn’t sentient”
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PLDH @pldhnet.bsky.social · 21h
Need everyone to see this
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goth_elf89 @thirdsecond.bsky.social · 16h
🚨🚨🚨DEAFHEAVEN IS A NORTH SHORE BAND NOW🚨🚨🚨
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Robin Charm Password @rondoofblood.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
you hear about video games
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Betty Bullshark @seasickseasick.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
7th grade lion mindset #2
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
@Amtrak_CA

"Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." Ralph Waldo Emerson

@porkbelt

.@Amtrak_CA With all due respect, this is terrible advice for trains
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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 07/10/2026
reading this, recalling how quickly the killing of Minnesota Rep. Melissa Hortman slipped out of the news
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Congressional candidate is raped while repairing her campaign signs
Embarrassed, she initially didn’t want to report attack. Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office's investigation is ongoing.
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grimm 🎃 @mugrimm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Steely Liz
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I agree with this. The people who keep screaming that it's "cheaper" eat the same depressing, boring food, day after day. I'm not making chicken and rice and sandwiches and stew for weeks on end. Sure, that would be "cheaper" in the long run. But you're eating like a dog.
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unpopular opinion: buying groceries is NOT cheaper than eating out for a single person.
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Yesterday I learned that pepper comes from peppercorns. I actually don't ever use pepper (or salt) so I don't own any and never did. Neither of my parents cook so I never saw it as a child. If I saw it somewhere else, it never registered.
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call me Easy @ezebones.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
just looked this guy up and his literal wikipedia calls him "master of breasts"
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Satoshi Urushihara - Wikipedia
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"snowpiercer is trying to say that class societ-" WRONG, snowpiercer is saying that it even in the worst circumstances that it kicks ass to be on a train
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Jake (Real) @jakemhs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
THE LORD OF THE RINGS (1954)
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Anna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
As a society, we have forgotten that the phone still works when you hold it up to your ear
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こま9さい @2buan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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goth_elf89 @thirdsecond.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
neighbor's outdoor cat got into a clutch of Liberty Biberty eggs behind the shed yesterday morning. almost threw up when I found it
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goth_elf89 @thirdsecond.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
please god let it be Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Donald Trump tweeting "USA STRONG!" and someone quoting "Jar Jar Binks after seeing you bench press 250lbs"
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matte jones @pillowfort.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
without any doubt:
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Dan Froomkin/Press Watch/Heads Up News @froomkin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I emailed top USA Today editors on Friday, in the hopes that there was some misunderstanding. No response. Unilaterally feeding entire interviews into an AI slop machine is not OK. It has to stop.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 05/10/2026
i know it's one of you | patreon.com/lubchansky
PANEL 1: A GRIZZLED MAN pacing in a grey hallway on a spaceship. He's wearing a boiler suit and holding a knife.
GM: NOW I KNOW ONE OF YOU BASTARDS IS A SECRET "ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE" SENT HERE TO KILL THE REST OF US.
GM: AND *WE AIN'T LEAVING THIS ROOM* UNTIL WE FIND HIM…AND KILL 'EM!

PANEL 2: Three more CREWMEN respond.
CREWMAN 2: I- I TOLD YOU SIR, I'M A HUMAN! FLESH AND BLOOD!
CREWMAN 3: ME TOO! I SWEAR!
CREWMAN 4: HEY, HOW DO WE KNOW *YOU* AIN'T IT?

PANEL 3: Back on the GRIZZLED MAN, who pricks his arm with knife, dripping a small amount of blood.
GM: PLEASE.
GM: HOW ABOUT THE NEW GUY. YOU'RE AWFULLY QUIET.

PANEL 4: Just to the right of CREWMAN 3, a COMPUTER MONITOR is on the table, with a pixelated emoticon smiley face on it.
COMPUTER: Hello there! It seems like you're looking for who the computer might be – I bet I can help! Let's all take a look at the facts together.
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Elizabeth Anne, PhD @lacksauthority.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
never the wrong time for this classic
Screenshot of a tweet by @RobbtKraft reading “scientist: "does everyone here know what Watson and Crick discovered?" 
me from back of room: "Rosalind Franklin's notes"”
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Decadent Foolish @tveducator.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
COMBING OUT THE MANE OF!
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Mia Varlineau 🌻 playing FFXIV (wolshipping 25/7) @miavarlineau.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
LEAVE ME ALONE
Tetsuo from the anime/manga Akira meme screaming with bsky julies following him. Girl pls stop
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mcc @dryad.technology · 04/10/2026
Have you noticed, lately, or noticed people around you commenting, that there just seems to be no money anymore. There's no money for companies to make the tv shows you like, the video games you like, the local diner you like shut down, no one you know can find a job. Think about that in context of
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Feena van @feenavan2099.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Before Stonehenge was raised, before Egypts first pyramid broke ground,before the Nazca people drew their famous lines across the Peruvian desert,someone in what is now southern Arizona shaped a 272-foot fish into the earth On April 23,2026,"a border-wall contractor drove heavy equipment across it"
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Trump's Border Wall Construction Destroys 6,500-Year-Old Arizona Geoglyph – Older Than Stonehenge
Arizona's 6,500-year-old Las Playas Intaglio, the oldest dated geoglyph in the Americas, was irreparably damaged by border wall construction in April 2026.
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Something AI is responsible for that doesn't get enough talk: How, when it scrapes a website to illegally steal everything on it, it uses up a ton of its bandwidth allotment, crashing it or racking up massive fees for site owners.
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Ingwit @ingwit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A post from the FYAD flags account showing a close-up of the front of a Mitsubishi truck with P U T O across it. Directly below this is a Wario64 post advertising a deal on AirPods. The ad features the text "What's in the Box."
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ceej @ceej.online · 09/11/2024
pacino in dog day afternoon
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
please do not post photos of barbour jackets in early october if you're not also voting for policies to address global warming
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WinRAR Earle @tommchenry.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
god grant me the dexterity to dodge the attacks I cannot guard; the timing to perfect parry the attacks I can; and the wisdom to know the difference
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o faquir da dor @tropigotico.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Share if you would do anything to protect the valley
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Curb Your Malthusiasm @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Asking the pope how many AI models he runs is gonna rattle around in my brain like when Brad got "homie what set you from" out of that Xenogears lady
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Final Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
🎶 A whisky drink, a vodka drink A lager drink, a cider drink The baffled king composeth Chumbawumba
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goth_elf89 @thirdsecond.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tom Stoppard. Arcadia. he really wrote that bitch
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Slig @slig.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Scientists observing animals: They may seem to mourn their dead but we must be never allow ourselves to anthropomorphize these creatures. Scientists observing software programmed to shit out bad country songs & undress pictures of random women: We have created God
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Gumby Screens @gumbyscreens.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Frame #6939 from E24 Witch Way
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goth_elf89 @thirdsecond.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the real question for me is whether this is explicitly a product of video games becoming the dominant mass media form, or if games are just the most prominent beneficiary of this phenomenon
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Jonny IsGood @jonnyisgood.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Man Twitter really did fucking rule
Old tweet thread. Tweet by @rare_basement that reads "Helen Keller fuckin ruled" with a reply by Jesse Dangerously that reads "sometimes I used to wake up in the middle of the night, wide-eyed,struggle with the awareness that Helen Keller did so much."
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Emily @emilydawn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@hockeyviz.com I found some beautiful data viz for you
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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The Ken In Yellow @kenlowery.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
People in fantasy novels love to have a shock of hair
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 30/09/2026
Sensify by Brembo
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goth_elf89 @thirdsecond.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
you should be able to 86 someone if their martini order is really annoying
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goth_elf89 @thirdsecond.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
god I forgot all about joke thief priest
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don't think they'll ever recreate what it was like to be on twitter in the 2010s. Soap opera stuff happening constantly. Poster you were vaguely aware of involved in federal fentanyl bust. Poster whose jokes you occasionally liked posed as his aunt (or wife?) for 6 years. Pastor who steals jokes
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
after the guy who wrote the Alphabet Song died they were cleaning out his place and found more than ten thousand handwritten pages of an unfinished Numbers Song
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goth_elf89 @thirdsecond.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
extremely thirty seven year old man voice: hey guys the new carly rae record is pretty good
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
please help… my son…
photo of a forklift w/ a pallet jack sitting on its forks like it was an adult carrying a child across its arms
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