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Mazel Tov Cocktail

@mazeltovcocktail.bsky.social
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@bearpocalypse.gay I am Neta Sufferer of chronic sleepy bitch disease. Cillian Murphy and Sleep Token Appreciator. Anarchist Jew. They/them. 42 Check out my writings and soap making and art etc: mazeltovcocktail.carrd.co

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I don't like saying this But if ya willing to help out OregontheDM on Pal and Ven GingerbreadGolem on Cash Phrasing to avoid bots lol
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Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
the psycho terf groups are starting to have their eyes drift towards diy hrt resources again - so it's a good time to remember that under no circumstances in no world whatsoever for the rest of time should you talk to journalists, especially regarding anything related to diy hormones.
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caffeine anxiety ego death @mxdshipwreck.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Hey gang, I truly hate to come around with hat in hand, but my chronic underemployment has left me in a real short-term financial jam, and I could really use some help getting out of it. If you'd consider tossing me a couple of bucks it would mean a lot to me. ko-fi.com/mxdshipwreck
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Thaddeus is a girl's name 🏳️‍⚧️ @thaddeus.zone · 08/09/2026
spiritualism was created & sustained by people knocking on tables in the dark & horking up cheesecloth no i am not surprised the machine that confidently bullshits & tells you what a smart boy you are has convinced the emptiest possible dudes that it is god
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MK Zero @themkzero.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
🥲....it's perfect...🥲
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Mazel Tov Cocktail @mazeltovcocktail.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Trump is openly blasting out posts of AI generated images of the US taking over the world and red eyed robots marching with him, so we are currently still in the Cartoonish Supervillainy part of late stage capitalism I guess
From the Requiem Chevalier Vampire comic: an angry looking fanged robot head with red eyes and a giant brain sits on a desk as a character offscreen describes it, "Its ancestor was the Pentagon's main battle computer that directed the final nuclear wars which destroyed humanity"
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WOLFSKULLJACK @wolfskulljack.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
When Metallica emails you and says ‘hey, can you make us a Halloween shirt? Maybe one of your werewolves?’ You say YES Available for preorder for 72 hours only www.metallica.com/store/2026-h...
My art, werewolf for Metallica ‘seek the wolf in thyself’ amongst pumpkins
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John Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
There already is a Catholic Batman and his name is Daredevil.
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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
American media in 2035:
Peacemaker realizes he's in Nazi America by finally perceiving a giant Hitler mural that's been there the whole time: Fuck. How'd I miss that?
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🎃 beagle 🐈‍⬛ @beagle.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
piker this, piker that. why don't you get off your butt, pick up a pike, and help phillip conquer greece
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Mazel Tov Cocktail @mazeltovcocktail.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
There's one rule for dealing with cops or media:
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A. Marmot 🌱 @aminus.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
more DLSS 5 screenshots released
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☀Hyde Angelus☀ @ RCCC : K26 @hydeangelus.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
 Wish Granter
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 29/08/2026
USAID was a free space for tankie and tankie adjacent dingbats to score edgy contrarian points by wildly exaggerating how imperialist it was, confident in the belief that it wouldn’t just disappear, except now it has and everyone is uncomfortably looking elsewhere
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title reads, "Suddenly Finding A New Obsession".
In the first panel we see Sarah, the protagonist, in front of her computer. She has a bored expression on her face.
In the second panel we zoom in on her face. She looks suddenly alert.
In the third panel we zoom in even closer on her face. Her eyes and mouth are wide open in intrigue.
In the fourth panel we zoom out and see Sarah in front of her computer again, but this time she is dressed in a frog costume, surrounded by frog toys, and has an "I heart frogs" poster behind her.
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🏳️‍⚧️ UNBAN LINK @biancamack.co · 30/08/2026
Love a direct, to the point queen. Say it plainly and leave no space for bad-faith bullshit.
Asked why the WNBA continues to experience these heightened distractions, Cloud said, "Men."
"The men now that are like 'Oh, we need to protect the WNBA,’ y'all were the same ones saying we shouldn't be paid," Cloud continued. "Y'all were the same ones saying we shouldn't have been invested in, saying we're a joke, the same ones that don't respect Black women. So, if you're going to protect women, that means all women. That includes Black women, trans women and the list goes on."
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QuoProQuid @quoproquid.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
techno-optimists befuddled by declining popular support for “the robot that tells you to kill yourself”, “the pervert glasses“, and “the camera network that stalks you”
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damniel spookradski @self.agency · 24/08/2026
please let me know where he gets buried so that i can personally take a giant shit on his grave
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Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Oh apparently Neo Nazi Nick Bougas died. Lmao rest in piss
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 21/06/2024
gimme fuel gimme fire gimme hobbits in the shire
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 29/08/2026
If this were happening somewhere else, we would call them what they are: Internally Displaced People.
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Earl Grey Screams Club @earlgreymemes.club · 29/08/2026
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mysillycomics @mysillycomics.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
a new business card design! 💖
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Nature documentary but instead of a knowledgeable biologist or zoologist they have children enthusiastically narrating the footage.
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 29/08/2026
I see we’re accelerating rapidly towards “the woke thirst mob is hogging valuable data center water”
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Mazel Tov Cocktail @mazeltovcocktail.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Goddamn I swear most of the dudebros who insist on making EVERYTHING about how they hate Sleep Token that have nothing to do with them must be taking something personally. Like their weiners started tingling when they saw Vessel's abs and they just don't have the emotional regulation to deal with it
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Chris Franklin @errant-signal.com · 28/08/2026
"Milo got arrested!" "That's good!" "By an unaccountable secret police force" "That's bad" "He supported them, though, so there's delicious irony at play." "That's good!" "But they came for him because fascist power has reached a point where petty infighting can lead to arrests" "That's bad"
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The most baffling thing for me is the men who think that pleasing women sexually makes them weak. Dude, if I were a straight man, one of my main purposes in life would be making sure women thought I was spectacular and giving in bed. I would be so fucking proud of it.
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God @thegodshow.com · 26/08/2026
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Isaac (proud small hat wearer) Gantwerk Mayer @isaacgantwerkmayer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
the only jew who i can think of who is singlehandedly responsible for platforming global antisemitism at a comparable rate to mark zuckerberg is paul of tarsus
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Mazel Tov Cocktail @mazeltovcocktail.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I love seeing different Christians arguing with each other about Judaism and them all being wrong. And then when you try to tell them whats actually up they go NUH UH and then return to Baby Fight mode.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I just donated to help SPIDER-MAN, who took on nazi scumbags trying to invade Minneapolis again. Arrested by our local cops (boooo) who were diligently defending their racist turd pals. Let’s help good ol’ Webhead with his defense! (PS I can vouch for the GoFundMe creator) gofund.me/6f36a1ac1
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Donate to Support Spider-Man’s Legal Defense, organized by Ash Chudgar
Awesome update: I'm in touch with Spider-Man's family, and we're setting things up so t… Ash Chudgar needs your support for Support Spider-Man’s Legal Defense
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
this is like 60% or more of political discourse on here these days
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
a perfect summation of the tech broligarchy
“These people long for immortality but can't wait ten minutes for a cup of coffee," she says.
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Shapeless Ink (but spooky) @shapelessink.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Finally got to touching up probably the most popular doodle I've ever done, lmao. Wonder if this would work as a bookmark?
Cartoon image of an anthropomorphic sheep holding a gun, pointing it at the viewer. She says "Get writing, bitch. Infinite worlds cry out to be born and you are to be a God."
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Mike Fragassi @refrag.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
So good, I had to make one for The Atlantic
"Ideas": "You Were In For a Dipshit Take As Soon As You Saw This Font", where the font is The Atlantic's font
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Anna Holmes @annabookwriter.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Once again and over and over until it gets through: archives and libraries scanning something for preservation is an entirely different story than private citizens and companies doing it, because there are strict ethical standards for the former and the latter consider them annoyances.
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Anna Holmes @annabookwriter.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Hey, guys, when the librarians get pissed about the destruction of books, it’s time to put those listening ears on. Because we are very comfortable with the idea that books are tools that can be retired. What’s happening right now is not that.
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Vituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
There is a custom on here of defending positions of essentially libertarian self-interest (I want to speed without consequence, I should have cheap delivery food) with left-flavored language (“well the rich can pay the ticket but the poor can’t”) that I find very annoying
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 14/08/2026
Q: The family members of US service members are concerned about the conditions on the USS Lincoln TRUMP: No they're not Q: Has the deployment gone on too long? TRUMP: No no no. Not nearly long enough.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
For Cutie, A Fatal Taxi Journey #BandNamesAsNYTHeadlines
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
every day. women post their achievements online and get their hearts broken 😔
3 Panel Comic

Panel 1: a woman posts a picture of herself online with the caption: Hi everybody! Just finished my PHD dissertation!

Panel 2: Meathead reply guy responds: UGLY. I would not bang you

Panel 3: Black and white picture of woman looking devastated. A single tear rolls down her cheek. Text says “Today, my dream to fuck @incel_cheesedick died…”
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Tim Goodacre - Writer @timgoodacre.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The far-right thrives under conditions of extreme economic insecurity. Here's my piece on why Basic Income can make a contribution to reducing the far-right's appeal 👇
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🎃trash🎃 (haunted) @dollarpbr.gay · 03/08/2026
carving “this machine kills fascists” into a 60lb rare earth magnet and launching it into a data center
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
this is actually the wife-beatingest reply possible. this is the platonic ideal of how a guy who beat his wife would respond to a question about beating his wife.
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Assigned Media @assignedmedia.org · 03/08/2026
A new study out of Canada looked at four youth gender clinics. Out of 445 patients only four who started gender affirming hormone therapy ceased taking it, and only one did so due to a re-identification with their birth sex. assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...
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A New Study from Canada Again Finds Less Than 1 Percent of Trans Youth Detransition - Assigned Media
Out of 445 patients across four gender clinics only one who started hormone therapy stopped due to a change in gender identity.
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 03/05/2026
sticking my rolled up resume through the glory hole
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👻 Spooky Cat War 👻 @eternalcatwar.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I follow craig around social media websites letting people know that revenge porn laws exist because of him and it makes him really mad
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KJ Charles @kjcharleswriter.com · 03/08/2026
Guys I just got this marketing email and I'm scared.
My name is Mary Walter, and I do not offer marketing. I offer velocity. I specialize in transforming overlooked masterpieces into unavoidable literary sensations. I have curated a suite of seven aggressively effective services, each engineered to dismantle obscurity and forcibly insert your book into global conversations. Crucially, I have integrated Amazon's proprietary ecosystem, from Kindle distribution to Audible, to ensure we are not just visible, but dominant where it matters most.

Below is not a list. It is a tactical blueprint for your dominance.
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