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daryl "crimetime after primetime" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 2h
tim robinson making a ridiculous order at the drive thru
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SᒪᗩᗷS @slabs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fraud to the extent of nearly a billion quid. City should be wiped from the record books.
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SᒪᗩᗷS @slabs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm now so old my pussy is haunted.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 27/09/2026
Google finally updated some of its satellite images of Gaza and my god, it's horrific. The entirety of Rafah has been demolished. The majority of Khan Younis is in ruins. Entire towns completely leveled and erased of the map.
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SᒪᗩᗷS @slabs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ooh they are going to get such a slap on the wrist!
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Dave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy Kicked In The Head By A Horse Day, to all who celebrate. It's the 7th anniversary of this absolute banger.
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The Go Off Kings @gooffkings.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Well, we're suspended from Twitch for (???) days. And we don't know what we did to get suspended. And Twitch won't tell us. So. Pretty cool! Thank you Twitch. Also we took down the VOD channel for the time being just in case that counts as "ban evasion." Anyway. Hopefully we'll be back soon???
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
all these people sound like this:
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 23/09/2026
Chiitan job is to fart in the locker. 忙しい忙しいっ☆ 妖精としてのお仕事が忙しいですっ☆
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 23/09/2026
Bomb the Bass feat. Justin Warfield - Bug Powder Dust (La Funk Mob Mix)
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Bomb The Bass - Bug Powder Dust (La Funk Mob Mix)
YouTube video by Shoomer
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SᒪᗩᗷS @slabs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
King Buffalo continue to fucking rock. youtu.be/qYHU2wBu2TU?...
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The Slick and the Dead [Single]
YouTube video by King Buffalo
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SᒪᗩᗷS @slabs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
🤦‍♂️
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 20/09/2026
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tree girl!!! @kelestrian.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
rodney dangerfield
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Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
First they came for the gas and I said nothing. Then they came for the grass and I said nothing. Now they come for my ass!
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Lmao zionists on Threads leaving their ChatGPT response headers in their slop revealing they asked it to make them sound like Andrew Tate, scum attracts scum
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I can make it more swagger-heavy, cutting, and confrontational without copying Tate's exact voice.
Ed Sheeran didn't build a $400 million career by hijacking somebody else's stage.
He is the headliner.
His tour.
His audience.
His crew.
His production.
His risk.
Macklemore was invited into a machine Ed spent years building.
That invitation was not ownership.
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Mr Socko @laotianrockrat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ed Sheeran's agent: Ok fuck me that was a wild few days. Still we should be over the worst of it now...
Twitter post by that cunt Stephen Yaxley-Lennon expressing solidarity with Ed Sheeran (not reposting the exact text because fuck whatever he has to say)
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Nathan for you meme with him in Ed Sheeran hair saying "The plan? Hire all Irish openers and then both sides a colonial genocide and see if they stay on tour."
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SᒪᗩᗷS @slabs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran presents the Eve Barlow Band
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Una Mullally @unamullally.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The artist Finneas, who was due to support Ed Sheeran on upcoming dates, has withdrawn from Sheeran’s tour.
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Una Mullally @unamullally.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Irish musician Aaron Rowe has said he is withdrawing as a support act on Ed Sheeran’s tour.
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SᒪᗩᗷS @slabs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
AliExpress sending me pervert offers.
Neon green insoles advertised with the tagline "Stepping on shit feeling"
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 14/09/2026
this is gpt6 astra btw
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Matt Lieb @mattlieb.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ed Sheeran was forced by Jonathan Greenblatt not only to fire Macklemore, but also to change the lyrics to his most famous song smdh
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I’ve now lived so much longer than I would ever have expected to that I feel I’m living in the future. This is when I imagined Neuromancer happening. And now the creators of today’s AI warn us that it threatens humanity.
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Razzle Bathbone @razzlebathbone.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
we carry the flame
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 12/09/2026
[Lenny Leonard (from The Simpsons) sits at a table with his left hand behind his head. His face is replaced by Charlie Kirk's. Red patches are drawn on his chest and arm.]
"Ow! My neck! I'm not supposed to get bullets in it!"
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Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 10/09/2026
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Jeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 10/09/2026
DLSS 5 is just a lighting pass and not an ai hallucin--
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Gabe Moshenska @gabemoshenska.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Tabby cat lying in a box and yawning
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Handy Devine 🇵🇸🏴 @almightybob.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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catren parker dot come @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
i woke up with cramps and depression but don't worry. help is here
How To Good-Bye Depression 

If you constrict anus 100 times everyday.
Malarkey? or Effective way?

Hiroyuki Nishigaki"I think constricting anus 100 times and denting navel 100 times in succession everyday is effective to good-bye depression and take back youth. You can do so at a boring meeting or in a subway. I have known 70-year-old man who has practiced it for 20 years. As a result, he has good complexion and has grown 20 years younger. His eyes sparkle. He is full of vigor, happiness and joy. He has neither complained nor born a grudge under any circumstance. Furthermore, he can make #### three times in succession without drawing out. In addition, he also can have burned a strong beautiful fire within his abdomen. It can burn out the dirty stickiness of his body, release his immaterial fiber or third attention which has been confined to his stickiness. Then, he can shoot out his immaterial fiber or third attention to an object, concentrate on it and attain happy lucky feeling through the success of concentration. If you don't know concentration which gives you peculiar pleasure, your life looks like a hell."
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SᒪᗩᗷS @slabs.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
One of the firemen looked like this
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Whats the story, MorninGoogoo @lordgoogoo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"We need a Dem Joe Rogan" "Wait, not like that"
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The most 75 year old guy post of all time
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Sasha's Retrobytes 🏳️‍⚧️ @sharkabytes.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
"Kaneda" by Groogy (2024), a gorgeous recreation of the iconic bike slide from Akira on the ZX Spectrum in its standard graphics mode.
A vibrantly colourful crt tv screen photo of ZX Spectrum bitmap artwork of the iconic bike slide scene from Akira. The bike is an appropriate scarlet red, while the city background is a riot of colour. The highway is a nighttime blue
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Micky D @mickyde.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
My Tamriel Rebuilt video is delayed, something important came up
Morrowind massive poop mod
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Tony Gowland @tonygowland.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Viz top tip reading: “Tech enthusiasts. Save money on expensive Meta Glasses by buying a pair of normal glasses and then adding your name to the Sex Offenders Register.”
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Josh Sawyer @jesawyer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
John Le Carré
Stanley with text

MAMA
MOMMY
MOM
BRUH
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SᒪᗩᗷS @slabs.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Mboomo!
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
understandable
Bloody urine (haematurea) was recorded by Ancient Egyptians in papyri 5,000 years ago. They called it Aaa. The first scientific report
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This is shameful discriminatory and misogynistic reporting. People aren’t choosing disability to be “cool”. Young women don’t have to “prove” to you that they’re sick. Disability rates are skyrocketing because we’ve left a disabling virus rip through the population for over 6 years.
Photo from the telegraph. Red background with a roll of wheelchair stickers on white paper. Text reads “how having a disability became cool”
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my plug says he loves me @chudwina.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
chet hanks boisterously pronouncing ladyboy in patois
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
RFK jr with the caption “what’s the matter, smoothskin, never seen a Ghoul before?”
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Your Homie levels have increased. You and your homie have now achieved Homie Level 5, and have unlocked the action [kicking it old school].
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onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
just stop oil protesters got five years in jail for *planning* to do this to the M25.
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Doctor Remulak @drremulak.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 04/09/2026
Underworld - You Do Scribble
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Underworld: You Do Scribble
YouTube video by resolute
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Brandi Buchman @brandibuchman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Timeline cleanse from the Black Flute Brigade of Los Angeles.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Gonna print this out and put it under wipers on Teslas in Los Angeles
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Are Jews white?
Male: Yes
Male: No
Female: Yes
Female: No
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People are what they appear to be. Beyond that, unless they can cite specific ACT sequences for their cell or mitochondrial DNA that somehow defy appearances, it's all in their mind.
I've met so many people who look extremely European in every way and tell me they're Jewish. Well, maybe there are a few OG "Jewish ACT" sequences in there somewhere, but clearly not many!
Where is the list of these ACT sequences?
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