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Kevin Boyle

@kevboyle.bsky.social
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Expert. The world's smartest idiot. Scottish. He/Him.

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Alex Says Stuff @alexsaysstuff.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
So much of our current wave of Boomer reaction is just a demand that state coercion be employed to satisfy their aesthetic dislike of seeing certain people in public - non-white people, kids, visibly queer people, homeless or poor-looking people, people wearing clothes they don't like, etc
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Big Miss Steak 𓅚 🐊 @hawaiijeno.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Well, I have my day mapped out.
A photo of an unopened package of Viewmaster reels about breakdancing.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 30/05/2025
Shall I be plain? I wish the bastards dead
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Ashara 🌿🍄🇵🇸 @asharawild.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
mixup at the t-shirt collection point for the London marathon, where I’ve been incorrectly classified as both ‘small’ and ‘relaxed’. I’m large and tense! I’m a thriller in IMAX! I’m a set of marquees! www.justgiving.com/page/asharat... (please share, I’ve been so bad at soliciting donations)
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Abigail Larson @abigaillarson.com · 21/01/2025
Today in Milan, a student activist group hung a trash-filled effigy of Musk upside down on a gate outside of piazzale Loreto, where Mussolini's body was displayed in 1945. They left the message: "C'è sempre posto a piazzale Loreto, Elon" (There's always room in piazzale Loreto, Elon)
photo of a bodysuit filled with garbage and a taped portrait of Elon Musk hangs upside down on the gate near piazzale Loreto in Milan, Italy. Photo from Ansa Italia 2025
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Meanwhile in Germany, the town of Wank is not allowed to use its “I ❤️ Wank” slogan during the skiing World Cup. In summary: No Wanking.
Facebook post by news website TAZ
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Scotland's No1 Comrade @scotlandscomrade.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Greg Jackson CEO of Octopus Energy saying (again) on Sky News yesterday that zonal pricing would see Scotland go from some of the highest energy bills in Europe - to the cheapest, Why are the Labour government not listening & why don't they address this inequality? @uklabourparty.bsky.social
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Prof Anna Watts @profannawatts.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Preach.
"Microsoft Teams is damaged and you should move it to the bin"
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Kevin Boyle @kevboyle.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Hmm, yes I see.
Amazon customer review which says, wasn't expecting much but definitely switched me on remembering things and feeling a lot more brain fog less.
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Kevin Boyle @kevboyle.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
I have drunk too much of booze. Presumably cured by more booze. Let's find out.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Reminder that if you ever need a meal and can't afford it, find your local gurudwara, they will feed you a great hot meal for free, you won't even have to fetch a plate for yourself and they'll also give you a place to crash if you don't have one and there's room. gurudwara is open to all always
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Kevin Boyle @kevboyle.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
It's the most wonderful time of the year, A bunch of worthless cunts get made peers.
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Taras Grescoe 🚇 @taras-grescoe.com · 18/12/2024
FUN FACT: Even the most modest Goat-Based Elevated Light Rail System has 10 x the throughput of a Tesla Tunnel.
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I am a Scot @iamascot.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Scotland has a population of less than six million people yet its resources generate enough electricity for twenty five million people every day which is transferred to England and then sold back to Scottish consumers who are then charged the highest prices in Europe to use their own energy.
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Kevin Boyle @kevboyle.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Played this over and over again. Superb game.
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Kevin Boyle @kevboyle.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
The big storm has knocked out the electricity a couple of times. Internet is down. I only have 4g. Already considering moving into the forest and carving unintelligible symbols into a big rock.
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Kevin Boyle @kevboyle.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Honestly don't think Glasgow has ever looked better.
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Kevin Boyle @kevboyle.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
I'm in beautiful Govan for some reason.
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Mae Nick Phra Khanong @nickjbrumfield.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
It's weird watching Middle East security analysts who have assiduously avoided any mention of Israeli war crimes in Gaza posting videos of Sednaya like they believe in human rights or something
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Kevin Boyle @kevboyle.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
I can also only sing "Goooooldfinger, he's the man, he's the man with the golden gun."
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Kevin Boyle @kevboyle.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
I like it. Not a lot, but I like it.
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UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
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UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
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Kevin Boyle @kevboyle.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Just been to Dumbarton. Or as I call it, Dumb Arton.
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sam @gaus.ie · 05/12/2024
The way people are talking about the UnitedHealthcare CEO assassin makes me wonder if he is the Luigi Lucheni of our time
Luigi Lucheni looking delighted in custody after killing the empress of Austria
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Kevin Boyle @kevboyle.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Non-drowsy? This is some bullshit. Drowsy my ass up to fuck. Drowsy the fuck out of me. I want to be crawling on the floor levels of drowsy.
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Liz Whitmere @lizwhitmere.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
If you’d like to block the huggingface ai scraper knobs bsky.app/profile/did:...
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Academician Prokhor Zakharov @shake1n1bake.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Additionally, Mr Lamar claims in "Not Like Us" a collaborator of Mr. Graham is a "certified pedophile" when, in fact, no institution or organization exists which issues said certification in any form.
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MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
But the company would access all those recordings and data mine them for anything they could sell. No, they don’t tell people that. Yes, everyone does know it. No, there’s nothing you can do about it.
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Kevin Boyle @kevboyle.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Brat Summer has given way to Chest Infection Winter.
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Kevin Boyle @kevboyle.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
The only fucking good news in a whole week of tiresome shite.
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Kevin Boyle @kevboyle.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Seen Liz Kendall on the news. The 4.5% of Labour members who voted for her to be leader in 2015 should be given electro shock therapy as a matter of national urgency.
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UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social · 29/09/2024
Twitter dot com
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Stephen Hopkins @phil-lol-ogist.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Even Warhammer isn't as Warhammer as the skull of Mary Magdalene in the basilica of Saint-Maximin-la-Sainte-Baume
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Kevin Boyle @kevboyle.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
There is nothing on earth as ridiculously wholesome as Somewhere Street on NHK World.
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Po-LINA-tergeist 👻 لينا @agirlcalledlina.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Reminder the Labour MPs are twats
EXCL: Landlord and Labour MP Bayo Alaba recently evicted a mother of two, making her homeless.

The former councillor rented his properties to the council he served on to be used as homeless accomidation.

My scoop for @_TheLondoner
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Kevin Boyle @kevboyle.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
If any of you folk enjoy having a persistent and painful cough, you're going to be so jealous of me right now.
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CapnMarrrrk @capnmarrrrk.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
A line drawing of a gray anthropomorphic egg with pink utters squats over a steel pail. The word egg floats to our left with an arrow pointing at the neutral expressiones egg hold ing a glass of liquid. The word nog floats to our right with an arrow pointing at a filled pail.
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Kevin Boyle @kevboyle.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Oh hell yeah! See you losers later. Now to quit my job.
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Kevin Boyle @kevboyle.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
I'm in Ardlui. It's cold and wet.
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Guessmaster taylor @cooljinzo.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Won't be asking for vape advice then 😂
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 18/11/2024
i would take The Substance. i dont really give a fuck about 24 year old me getting his nut off but the part where i could sleep on the cold bathroom floor for a week at a time sounds pretty damn good
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Kevin Boyle @kevboyle.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I've taken once more to the sea (for which I have absolutely no respect BTW).
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Nesrine Malik @nesrinemalik.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I really don’t understand this whole ‘stay on Twitter and fight’ thing. You’re jousting with bots and reply guys and wading through ads it’s not Waterloo.
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Kevin Boyle @kevboyle.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Eating a Tesco finest pizza. Worst thing I've ever eaten.
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Tommy Siegel @tommysiegel.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
bird sounds
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John S. Huntington @johnshuntington.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
The Atlantic needs to punt this type of shit into the sun.
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